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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Go over to his house and offer him something for a couple of chickens dude. Don't be stealing shit. Quoting: Chip LOL the chicekn ate my roma yo, I shall at least demand compensation for that! Thanks for replying so honestly Chip, you are a true legend, in terms of being a good neighbor. *NOTE this thread may be intended for humor but Chip always comes out looking like a bad ass. |
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eggbouncer (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 06:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Uh, he safely sends his kids over as well, I am not that sort of neighbor. Dear God I can't even watch those Devil Rejected movies, Tho I know a lot of people, chickens waiting for some farmer, who idolize that kind of dumbass life, or whatever. Bonnia And Clyde? Should have raised chickens and lived longer you dumbshits! Like my smart neighbor! I should mention I live in an RV park which alloewth not chickens, but see, if they invade our zone, our park next door, I say that rule, of not being allowed to own chickens (see my neighbors owns land and such) is thereby nullified by the chicken. That is to say, if my park, being in California, doesn't allow chickens, but my neighbor has an overflow of chieckens, well, tho I am down one roma, I may be up, in terms of the game, one plays, in these situations. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you can keep your gate closed and hold his chickens in your yard then you can keep your gate closed and keep them out as well . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51663907 Buy a few from him or go to eternal damnation and cook forever and ever in the lake of flaming bourbon . LOL powerfully said. Theiveth not ye dipshits, I think is how the bible says it. E'en tho a man lacketh chicken, he would be advised by yon angels to compensate his neighbor for the chiecken given, hoever it endeth up in his yard. |
solomon and chiecken (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I gotta throw a wrench into the chickenworks here and say also I have two neighbors with chickens So I am caught between two wise men, who raiseth chickens tho I be forbidden to do so So whom do I compensate and charge with the loss of my roma? ? Well, this is a fun thread, but it's all true, 100% fact. Additionally, I should mention, a nice lady said "If they won't let you have chieckens, just have one on a leash and call it a pet, walk it and so forth, they can't do anything then!" Smart gal. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70274273 United States 09/08/2015 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Scatter some bird seed, cracked corn, whatever, near the nests. They will start laying eggs in the nests you provide. You may get 2 or 3 a day. Some days you may not get any. But whatever the chickens leave behind is yours. And at least you're not stealing from your neighbor. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All you need to do is build a few nests out of straw and small wooden boxes/crates. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70274273 Scatter some bird seed, cracked corn, whatever, near the nests. They will start laying eggs in the nests you provide. You may get 2 or 3 a day. Some days you may not get any. But whatever the chickens leave behind is yours. And at least you're not stealing from your neighbor. God sends people like you and they told me the same thing. I must do so, with camoflage from my RV park manager Also, if I send eggs, they would in heaven, forgive me, on the curse of the whole affair, assuming I follow through with your fine advice. Also, a neighbor across the street has some old beat up chicekn coops, but see, again, I am then violating the RV code. Many RV people will die because their parks are being bought up and rents raised. Sadly. Tho fear drives people to stay put, I wish they could see that harmful codes are bullshit. Anyway, I am at one of the rare RV parks in the rural which has survived this long, to even exist next to nature. These are my favorite places, where the absolute poor, and the almost poor, live side by side. Okay so, yes, allow the chiecken to decide. Hey, can I blame the chiecken for coming, and thereby estoppel the code enforcers? How does one grow eggs in secret? Lots of people grow cannabis up here, but eggs are fucking evil poison you see, so they are very controlled. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 06:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kinda like /endthread here One of the things tho, is that we all, as neighbors, have a duty to keep our zone not shitted-upon, and a bunch of crates lying around, hmm.. I need to make it look like something my neighbor's won't shit their pants about, but in which I can raise maybe two chickens as laying hens, keeping them happy and warm during the winter. I know one at least is addicted to tomatoes! I swear these chieckens are doing organized squad level raids on my garden, at first I was happy, I thought they were just getting insects, but now I know they are after my maters! This will not cluck! |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You do know that chickens can fly, don't you? Quoting: Masiro They will fly over your gate to get home... SMART! Other poster explained "Dude, shut your damn gate!" But see, I have to shut my gate cause my neighbors love me and come to my door for cake, money, whatnot, just because they need a friend. So, a gate is what a popular man sometimes has to put into play. Like, if I am washing my bod, I need not put up with the neighbors, I am a firm believer in not answering the door. However, my fence/gate is all 4" square fencewire and some chicken/cement wirefence as well, tastefully done, so I essentially roll my gate (hehe) and wire it open or closed. I can explain it sort of like this: "If there is one thing in this world I hate it is an unlocked footlocker, YOU KNOW THAT DON'T YOU??" What movie is that from? See, that's why I mention the gate/fence this, It is important to be a good neighbor, these replies say so, I agree. But being a good neighbor means also, leaving those around you the fuck alone, and asking the same, at times. LOL, but eggs, chickens and good neighbors are always welcome, everywhere. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 06:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Want a chicken go make a deal with the chicken owner, you maybe surprised. He may even make some good swap, romas for chickens. Quoting: hankie Be good. I already gave some to his lady, so I always keep a positive outflow of goods in all columns, I just figured I'd play with you guise a bit. Truth is the best catnip. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They let you grow tomatoes in an RV park? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70274273 West Virginia? btw - Roma's kinda suck except for canning or making salsa. not very good table tomato's IMO I ain't saying the State because you sound copish Cops get a paycheck and a pension, as do municipal employees, the rest of us have to fucking work. I love cops, I am glad for them that they obtained jobs. I could not get that job, because I am far too real, and good. |
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Corkygreenstate
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously tho, Roma is a good tomato, it blossoms fast, grows easy, fits into a child's hand as a yummy snack with no leftovers, they are perfect for BLT, I slice em and put one roma on it, no leftovers, tomatoe is kind of a junk fruit/vegetable anyway, to be honest, if you are a tomato snob, I feel for you. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Damn birds. Don't bother with the chicken heist go for the peacocks. They bring the big bucks. Quoting: Corkygreenstate You are very smart indeed. If he had peacocks that would wander in and make their wonderful call, I would post a different thread, as I don't believe they give eggs. Melek Taos himself endures in the spirit of the peacock. |
Sir_Kayle
User ID: 1295383 United States 09/08/2015 06:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's what I was going to ask too. KC_Goldshine "Know guns, no crime. No guns, know crime." - Ralph Lauretano "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms" - Thomas Jefferson "When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson "It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled." - Mark Twain "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." - Thomas Jefferson "Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." - Said to be Voltaire, but really - Unknown |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70274273 United States 09/08/2015 06:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They let you grow tomatoes in an RV park? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70274273 West Virginia? btw - Roma's kinda suck except for canning or making salsa. not very good table tomato's IMO I ain't saying the State because you sound copish Cops get a paycheck and a pension, as do municipal employees, the rest of us have to fucking work. I love cops, I am glad for them that they obtained jobs. I could not get that job, because I am far too real, and good. I'm the one that told you to build them some nests. I sound copish? I'd rather have a sister in a whore house than a brother who's a cop. I'm not gonna be your chicken helper anymore. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Go over to his house and offer him something for a couple of chickens dude. Don't be stealing shit. Quoting: Chip Wait now, I don't even think Morgan Freeman is allowed to own Chieckens if he? In the confines of the basin of Los Angeles? Chickens? Fuck no. I think Brad Pitt wrote to stop the egg farms, and that's cool, but obviously if we all own chicken, well, that'd fuckin solve the problem. Also bird flu is at this time, blunted by chicken ownership, am I right? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69516141 United States 09/08/2015 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They let you grow tomatoes in an RV park? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70274273 West Virginia? btw - Roma's kinda suck except for canning or making salsa. not very good table tomato's IMO I ain't saying the State because you sound copish Cops get a paycheck and a pension, as do municipal employees, the rest of us have to fucking work. I love cops, I am glad for them that they obtained jobs. I could not get that job, because I am far too real, and good. I'm the one that told you to build them some nests. I sound copish? I'd rather have a sister in a whore house than a brother who's a cop. I'm not gonna be your chicken helper anymore. Sorry AC, I am sensitive to those who mock the mobile. Forgive me, because, there is much in remaining non mobile. Hmm, well, are you saying you approve of RV old people being able to have chieckens in their park? |
Corkygreenstate
User ID: 68886401 United States 09/08/2015 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Damn birds. Don't bother with the chicken heist go for the peacocks. They bring the big bucks. Quoting: Corkygreenstate You are very smart indeed. If he had peacocks that would wander in and make their wonderful call, I would post a different thread, as I don't believe they give eggs. Melek Taos himself endures in the spirit of the peacock. Yep they lay eggs. Those fukers bring a pretty penny when they are fertilized. The world just might end with me |