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[quote:Truth02:MV8xMTgzMTFfOTE5NDAwMDlfMzgzRkM1NEU=] **** Part Two of ST In BG's story: ST In BG User ID: 14738 United States 07/04/2006 09:56 PM Greetings: pinkytoe: User ID: 107782 Did your kind create humans? **In Order To Answer Your Question ... We Would Need To Tell You Some Stories !! Begin 2nd Story !! The Creation Of The Mineworkers !! ... (Of Which Enki (Myself In A Draconian/Dinoid Body/Look) ... & Ninti ("Ninharsag") My Mate Were Involved !! We Begin The Story Where The Anunnaki Came To Terra/Earth ... To Mine For Gold & Other Metals & Minerals !! There Were/Are Certain Anunnaki Who's Jobs/Assignments Were To Do This !! Mining Is A Very Difficult Job ... It Is Physically "Back Breaking" ... Dirty ... Poor Air Circulation (As These Mines Are For The Most Part ... Way Below Ground !!) ... Cramped Conditions !! ... Very Very Hazardous Due To Toxic Gasses ... & Possibility Of Debris Falling/Cave In's ... & Many Other Very Grave Factors !! ... That Make This Profession ... Extremely Dangerous/Hazardous Work !! **Now The Reader At This Point Might Ask ... Ok !! ... How Technologically Advanced Are These Beings Anyway ?? ... Don't They Have "High Tech Mining Equipment" ... Where They Could Do This Easily & Efficiently ?? **The Answer To That Is ... Yes !! ... However Of The "Qualities" Wanted & Needed In The Gold, Metals & Minerals ... Exposing These Things To Other Energies ... Other Then "Physical & Base Mechanical Energies" ... Would Interfere With The Given Properties Of Each !! ... So This "Mining" Had To Be Done ... The Hard Way !! **Back To The Story ... **Now Anunnaki Miners Complained ... About Their Extreme Physical Labors & Their Working Conditions !! ... They Petitioned Enlil (A Dinoid Being) (In Charge Of The "Earth Mission" & Security) ... That If Something Wasn't Done ... & Done Soon ... The Laborers Might ... "Walk Off Their Jobs" !! **Enlil Was In A Quandary !! ... Thinking ... "We Can't Have The Miners Going On Strike !! ... We Need That Gold & The Metals, Minerals !! ... What Is To Be Done ?? ... A Replacement !! ... Others To Work In The Mines ... To Relieve The Burdon From The Anunnaki Miners !! ... It Is Time To Consult My (Half) Brother On This Problem !! **Enlil Went To The Lab !! ... He Found His (Half) Brother Enki (A Draconian/Dinoid Being) ... (The Head Genetics/Biogenetics/Bioeugenics Scientist Of The Anunnaki) There Working Away !! ... He Told Him The Problem !! ... That He Needed A "Replacement Worker" Made ... Can This Be Done ?? ... Enki Thought About This For A Few Moments !! ... Yes He Said !! ... I Can Make One !! ... But I Will Need To Have Use Of ... A Sampling Of Anunnaki DNA !! ... Enlil Provided Such A Sample !! **Enki & Ninti ("Ninharsag") (A Dinoid Female (His Mate), (2nd (Below Enki) Female Geneticist, Biogeneticist, Bioeugenetist Scientist Of The Anunnaki) ... Went To Work ... Fashioning These Workers !! 1st ... We Have To Obtain Samplings Of The Terrestrial Ape DNA !! ... (This Was Decided As The "Base" On Which To Work Off Of !! ... In Which To Combine Both The Ape DNA ... With The Anunnaki DNA !! ... This Should Create A "Hairless Ape" ... And The Worker Body !! ... This Was Done !! 2nd ... There Needs To Be "Birthing Chambers/Growth Chambers" To Bring Forth These "Special Creations" !! ... Since The Request Is ... ASAP (As Soon As Possible) ... There Needs To Be "Physical Embodiments To Produce Proper Growth" ... Then The Answer Is ... We Need Volunteer Birthing Mothers ... Who Will Participate !! ... They Will Have Inserted The Combined DNA In A "Container" That Is Dissolvable !! ... This DNA Then Will Create Within Them ... The Embryo ... That Will Grow Into The Body Of ... A "Specialized Creation" ... The Worker !! ... **Many Anunnaki Females Volunteered For This Process !! ... Even My Mate Ninti !! ... Who Felt .. I'm Not Going To Put Anyone Through This ... Unless I Myself Am So Willing !! ... So She Was The First To Give Birth !! ... And She Was So Proud !! ..Exclaiming "By My Hands ... I Have Made This" !! **Now Enlil Gave Me A "Anunnaki DNA Sampling" ... Intending That I Use This ... In Fashioning The "Special Creations" !! ... But Unbeknownst To My Brother ... I Simply Put This Aside ... And Used My Own DNA ... My Own Genetics !! ... So These Created Beings ... Are Not Just Any ... Of The Anunnaki ... They Are Of My DNA ... My Blood ... And Of "Royal Creation" !! **The "Special Creations" ... The Workers ... Were Intended Originally To Be Just That ... "Workers" ... To Do Physical & Manuel Labor !! ... To Be Mineworkers !! ... And So ... They Were Made "Genetically Sterile" ... Not Being Able To Reproduce Amongst Themselves !! ... Now Ninti & I Saw A "Greater Potential" For These Beings !! ... As They Contained The "Royalty Essence" !! ... We Felt That Noone Of Royalty ... Should Be Forced To Work In The Mines !! ... So We Set About To Change Things !! **We Found That "Genetic Sterility" Of These "Special Creations" Was Do To An "Imbalance In The Chromosomes" ... So It Was A Simple (Well To Our Knowledge It Was Simple !!) Task To Fix !! ... Then ... We Schooled/Shared With These Beings ... The Understanding Of "Sexual Reproduction" !! ... So That They Could Reproduce Their Own Kind !! ... We Also Schooled/Taught Them ... As Patient Teachers ... All The Arts & Sciences !! ... Starting With The Very Basics Of Speech & Communication !! ... A "Speed Learning Course" ... To Bring Them "Up To Speed/Date" .. You Might Say !! ... Hee Hee Hee !! **The Fun Part About "Upgrading The Special Creations" ... Is That My (Half) Brother Enlil ... Didn't Have A Clue ... As To What Was Going On !! ... As You See ... Ninti & I ... Were Practical Jokers !! ... Amongst Ourselves & To Others !! ... Especially To Enlil ... Who Was Always ... So So Serious !! ... And Did Things "By The Book" !! ... No Variations !! ... To Us By "Pulling Some Fast Ones" On Him !! ... Was To Get Him To "Loosen Up" Some !! ... To Liven Up Some !! ... & Have Some Fun !! ... Sure One Can Be Serious !! ... But That Seriousness Needs To Be Balanced !! ... **And Admittedly ... Enlil Had Gotten In The Act On A Few Occasions Himself ... And Got Us With Some Practical Joke Whoppers !! ... So While He Does Have A Hot Temper When Aroused !! ... He Also Has A Fun Side (Which He Keeps Buried & Hidden Away !!) **Our "Special Creations" Turned Out To Be "Fast Learners" !! ... In "Making Love" !! ... As Their "Soundings" Kept My Brother Up At Night !! ... (Now Would I Do Such A Thing Purposely ?? ... Hee Hee Hee !!!) ... Well He Got Out Of Bed .. In A Roar & An Outrage !! ... He Found The Love Making Couples At ... Well At Work !! ... He Bellowed ... WHO DID THIS ??? .... Then He Considered ... ENKI !! ... He Flew Out Of The Resting Area Of The "Special Creations" & Entered The Lab ... ENKI !!! ... HOW COULD YOU !! ... HOW DARE YOU !! ... Oh Was He HOT !!!! ... Most Volcanoes Would Be Like Icicles In Comparison ... When He Confronted Me !! ... But I Let Him Blow ... & Get It Out Of His System !! ... It Took Some Time !! ... But Finally He Did Simmer Down !! ... Then He Could Be Talked To & Reasoned With !! **Brother I Said ...These "Creations" Are Of Our Kind ... Our DNA Too !! ... They Are Not Terrestrial Animals ... They Are Beings !! ... We Have Contributed To Their Creation !! ... *Do You Remember The "Genetic Splice" You Gave Me ?? ... Well There Was An ... "Opps" In The Lab ... And Well ... I Had To Substitute !! (A Little White Lie I Thought Was Better Then A 2nd Volcanic Eruption !!) ... I Used My Own DNA For These Creations !! ... Enlil Suddenly Shot Up A Heated Scale ... YOU DID WHAT ???? ... Well I Told Him ... There Was No Alternative !! ... There Was Wasn't Time !! ... And You Did Want These Workers Produced Pronto !! ... Enlil's Temperature Came Back Down !! ... He Said ... "You Are Right !! ... I Did Want You To Fashion These Workers ... And Quickly !! ... And You Did Do Just That !! ... However ... I Need My Sleep !! ... What Are You Going To Do About That ?? ... They Are Of Your Blood ... Your DNA !! ... You Are Responsible !! ... "I Will Talk To Them & Explain The Situation" !! ... To Let Them Know The Reason That They Cannot Go On All Night ... Making Noise !! ... Even If This Is In The Act Of Love/Lovemaking !! ... I Think The Answer For Now Is To Establish "Curfews" ... To Grant Peace & Quiet For All !! ... Enlil Said ... "Your Answer Is Acceptable !! ... I Will Await The Results !! ... And He Returned To His Rest Chamber !! **All Was At Peace !! ... Enli My (Half) Brother Got His Rest (As Did We All !!) ... The Workers Were Understanding & Content For The Time Being !! **Ninti & I Continued Our Teachings/Lessons ... And To Bring To Their Awareness Their Atrocious/Unhealthy/Dangerous Working Conditions !! ... We Felt These Beings Should Not Be In The Mines To Begin With !! ... However This Was The Source Of Physical Labor For The Mining !! ... & For Other Tasks !! ... So The Proper Thing Was ... To Let These "Special Creations" Have The Knowledge ... To Decide !! ... To Make Up Their Own Minds !! ... If They Wished To Labor ... Then Let Them Labor Under Proper & Healthy Conditions !! ... Which Would Benefit All Concerned !! **It Was Not Known ... But Our "Coaching" Led To The First Successful (Even More Successful Then The Anunnaki Miners/Workers) Labor Walkout/Strike !! ... Where "The Creations" Stated Their Demands !! ... Which Were Very Basic In Nature For Miners Of Any Day & Age !! ... & If These Were Not Met/Agreed To ... "They Could Mine Their Own Gold" !! ... If Agreement Was Reached ... They Would Return To The Job !! ... **To Understand Such An Agreement Made By The Anunnaki ... This Was Of Honor !! ... This Was Their Bond !! ... And They Would Not Break Their Word !! **Enlil Was Angry & Frustrated At The Same Time !! ... NOW !! ... They (Meaning The "Special Creations" (Mineworkers) Are Striking !! ... And Want "Special Rights & Considerations" !!! ... WHAT NEXT !! ?? ... The Keys To Anu's (Our Father's) Palace ??? .... He Was Stomping Around In Rage, Frustration ... & Yes Worry !! ... *I Saw Him In This Condition And Offered To Help !! ... He Was Flippant ... But Not Meaning To Be !! ... Stating: "Well You Should !! ... You Started All This !!!" ... I Ignored The Comment !! ... I Told Him ... Yes I Do Have Responsibility !! ... So Let Me Be An "Intermediary" ... A Negotiator !! ... As Truly I Represent Both Sides !! ... Now Enlil's Anger, Worry & Frown Dissipated !! ... And He Smiled !! & Broke Off In A Laugh !! ... Yes !! .. Yes You Do That !! ... I Think That's An Answer !! **It Took Some Negotiations Back & Forth ... Going Back & Forth !! ... Presenting Proposals & Counter Proposals !! ... But Finally There Was Agreement !! ... And The First Labor Laws Came Into Effect !! ... Granting Common Rights Of Health & Safety To These Beings !! ... Along With "Time Off" For Rest & Recreation !! ... As It Was Argued ... How Can These Beings Function Properly ... If Their Bodies Are Not Sound ??? ... The Point Was Well Taken !! **There Were Some Disorganization At First ... And Granted Some Dragging Of Feet &( Other Appendages !! ... Hee Hee Hee !!) ... But Once This System Got Going ... The Anunnaki Found ... They Were Quite Astounded In Finding !! ... That Their Gold, Metals & Minerals Quotas Were Way Up !! ... Surpassing Even The Best Efforts Of The Anunnaki Miners ... On A "Good Production Day" !! ... This Happiness & "Back Slapping" Filtered Down To Enlil ... Of Whom Had Grins From Ear Receptacle To Ear Receptacle !! ... To Which He Looked Me Up One Day ... When I Was In In The Lab With Ninti ... Just Goofing Around !! ... Usually He Would "Go Off" About This !! ... But Today/That Day ... He Wanted To Say ... "Brother: That Was A Stroke Of Genius" ... (Of Which Ninti Just Smiled !! ... (And I Smiled Back !!) ... As She Knew (Without Revealing Herself !!) ... Who All Was Responsible !! **End Of Story # 2 Farewell For Now !! ST In BG [/quote]
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I have decided to be the first alien to let himself be asked questions and answer and that all on GLP.
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