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IF YOU PUT ON A JOB APPLICATION YOU ARE MILDLY RETARDED, THEY HAVE TO HIRE YOU INSTANTLY BECAUSE OF QUOTAS
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[quote:Little "B":MV8xNTI4MDYwXzI1MjE3Nzk3X0MzRTQ2RUIy] Heehee. I just peed myself! [/quote]
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The best part is, you clock in a 9:00am. At 9:30am you do a circle around the jobsite looking your co-workers dead in the eye and saying, LUNCHTIME!!! lunchtime? LUNCHTIME!! peanut butter and jelly? LUNCHTIME!!!
Then you walk straight out the fuckin door, head to the closest bar, shoot pool all day then head back at 5pm to clock out.
This plan has about a zero percent failure rate and is another tool in your toolbox during these trying times.
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