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Subject Jesus Becomes a Convicted Terrorist Under the Patriot Act

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Judea - A local cult is under suspicion of kidnapping when it was found that a runaway child, Jesus Nazarene, was in fact in their "temple" surrounded by a crowd of older men. While they insist that they were doing nothing wrong, nor holding the 12 year old boy against his will, local agencies are suspicious. "They said the kid was 'teaching' them", said a State Trooper spokesperson, "But what these middle aged men were learning from this boy is more then I care to dwell on."

This is the second time young Jesus has been the focus of such attention. He had previously been taken from his parents in the Christmas Eve Debacle in which several agencies were involved investigating his parents, their friends, and a local Hotel owner for suspicion of a variety of local, state, and federal charges. He was ultimately reunited with his mother when she was released from a local hospital after completing a drug therapy program and intense co-dependency treatment. His father, Joseph Nazarene, even though the mother denies he's the father, received a one year State prison sentence for statutory rape and has since divorced Mary after returning to his hometown where he is a member of the local Carpenter's Union.
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Original Message Bethlehem, Judea - The Department of Families and Children Services (DFACS) were called in by a concerned citizen who noticed that a family was staying in a barn. Upon arrival, they took into care a minor child, Jesus Nazarene, who had been placed in a feeding trough by his mother, Mary Nazarene. The intervention was not without some incident, as the boy's father, Joseph Nazarene attempted to stop the social workers. Joseph, aided by several farm workers and some unidentified foreigners, tried to forestall efforts to assist the minor child, but were all restrained by the police.

The INS and DEA is seeking more information about the three foreigners, as they were found without papers, and in possession of gold and drugs.

Meanwhile, the Hotel Manager who owned the barn is being questioned, and faces possible revocation of his license for the inadequate accommodations. Civil authorities are also investigating the zoning violations involved in maintaining livestock in a commercially zoned district.

The location of the minor child will not be released, and the prospect for a quick resolution to this case seems small. Asked about when Jesus would be returned to his parents, a DFACS spokesperson said, "The father is unemployed, the mother is an underage minor, and while they claim to be married, who knows what authority approved that! We are petitioning to have him arrested for statutory rape. Heck, the mother's only 14! Further, the mother has not coped well with the emotional strain, she claims she has never had sex with any man, and that the child was conceived by some god. Clearly, she has some dangerous mental denial issues."

But it may be more than that. Shortly after Joseph was arrested on molestation charges, local police escorted Mary to the psychiatric wing of Bethlehem General for a 72 hour evaluation. "I don't profess to have the right to tell people what to believe", said the psychiatrist on duty, "but when their beliefs adversely affect the safety and well-being of others, in this case her child, we must consider her a danger to others. The drugs at the scene didn't help her case either, but I'm confident that with the proper therapy regimen we can get her back on her feet."

The intervention of two Federal Agencies, a State Agency, local law enforcement, and several business regulatory agencies seems overwhelming for a small family of three, but as a spokesperson for the Governor's Office said, "Who knows what was going through their heads? But regardless, their treatment of the child was inexcusable and the involvement of these others is frightening. We seem to have kicked over a stone here and, for the sake of the child and the public, will pursue this one to the end."

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