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Maybe God Loves Atheists After All
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Once a upon a time, Socrates read in the newspaper “Athens we have a problem” when some dumb schmuck Jew shouted, “King Neptune is no god - only Yahweh is the true God!” So he said to himself, “Is it time to drink a cup of Hemlock? Nah, I will just call my good friend Plato and go for coffee.”
A few years later Rabbi Rothschild read in the newspaper, “Jerusalem we have a problem” when some dumb schmuck of a Jew turned over the money tables in a synagogue and yelled out “I am God.” WOW, that was a hangable offense worse than yelling FIRE!.... Well at first he thought this might be bad for business, but nah, he just called his friend Rabbi Goldman and said, “ Lets go get coffee and figure out how we can make even more money off these stupid-as-rocks Christians.”
A few years later the POPE was reading the newspaper. The headlines yelled out “Rome, we have a problem!” As it turned out, some dumb schmuck named Luther nailed some graffiti up on one of his big cathedral doors claiming, “Your God’s rules and regulations are FALSE!!!” The Pope immediately yelled, “Quick, put on a pot of coffee because it’s going to get really
crazy because there is only one true church.”
Many years later, an Episcopalian bishop reading the paper saw, “Pennsylvania, we have a problem,” when some dumb schmuck Joseph Smith and his friend Brigham Young started to have lots of young wives in Utah. Whoa--you guessed it--time for coffee.
And then, just a few years later, a Southern Baptist was reading the paper and really HUGE HEADLINES read “Houston, we have a problem” when some wise Argentinian pope yells out EVEN ATHEISTS CAN GO TO HEAVEN!
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Good grief Charlie Brown, what next you ask?
MORAL OF THE STORY -- SOONER OR LATER ALL DOGMA ALWAYS ENDS UP IN THE DOG HOUSE!
SO REMEMBER - LETS NOT HAVE A TIZZY OF TRIBULATION OVER END TIMES, LET’S JUST GO GET SOME COFFEE.
A campfire tall tale written by a friendly lunatic schmuck
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