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I Am Gonna Catch My Neighbor's Chicken
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[quote:ChickenWhisperer 71036523:MV8yOTUwOTM5XzU3NTgyMTY4XzI5Qzc3MDM3] Okay, gotta tell this story.. So I was driving down this little country road one day and I looked out the window and there was a chicken running down the road next to my car.. and it was keeping pace! I sped up a little bit to try to lose the chicken, but it kept running faster, and just kept keeping pace with me, then actually PASSED ME UP!! Now, I must have been going about 45 MPH at this point.. I couldn't believe it! Then all the sudden that chicken turned up this dirt road and from sheer curiosity and amazement I turned down the road after the chicken.. It ran right past this little farm house where I finally stopped to ask the old guy (who looked like a farmer) sitting on the front porch: "Did you just see that chicken run past here faster than lightening?!?!" and he says "Yuuuuupp, that there's a three legged chicken" "A three legged chicken??" I said "There's no such thing!!" But the farmer says "Is now. Bred it special. Ma likes a leg, Daughter likes a leg, I like a leg" "That's amazing" I said.. "So how's it taste?" and the farmer says "Don't know, ain't caught one yet" [/quote]
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My neighbor is one of the best types, he has so many chickens they wander into my yard!
I am not one of those crazy dog owners with yappng barking dogs in my yard, chickens are safe.
But I am gonna close my gate and keep a couple!
FAIR GAME BRO!
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