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BREAKING NEWS: For Immediate Release: Billy Ringo Will Live Out His Life as a Male
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[quote:Billy Ringo:MV80MTgwNTQ2X0Y3MDUzRUVG] [b]:#@rc3f: For Immediate Release[/b] After much thought and consternation, Billy Ringo has announced that he will live out the rest of his life as a male. In a prepared release, Ringo stated: [i] "from this point forward, I will do "guy" kind of things, like watching football, belching, eating with my fingers, wearing pants and smelling my own farts. It really wasn't a tough decision...not sure why my publicist thought it required an announcement, but, whatever. I was born with a dick and figure I'll just keep using it whenever the opportunity presents itself. I'd like to thank my parents for their support by not giving me any Barbie dolls or Easy Bake Ovens for Christmas or Birthdays in my childhood. I couldn't have done it without them. [/i] [/quote]
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:#@rc3f: For Immediate Release
After much thought and consternation, Billy Ringo has announced that he will live out the rest of his life as a male.
In a prepared release, Ringo stated:
"from this point forward, I will do "guy" kind of things, like watching football, belching, eating with my fingers, wearing pants and smelling my own farts. It really wasn't a tough decision...not sure why my publicist thought it required an announcement, but, whatever. I was born with a dick and figure I'll just keep using it whenever the opportunity presents itself.
I'd like to thank my parents for their support by not giving me any Barbie dolls or Easy Bake Ovens for Christmas or Birthdays in my childhood. I couldn't have done it without them.
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