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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78084014 United States 03/03/2020 08:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Out of curiosity I googled the recipe for bat soup It's disgusting, they put the whole freakin bat in the pot, fur and all. After it cooks a while then you remove it and take off the meat, putting it back in the broth If that won't kill you it would make you very sick I would think And it's considered a delicacy? Gack |
Mike User ID: 73131340 United States 03/03/2020 08:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Make king Salman the sultan of agrabah. Make Ahmadinejad be Alladin, make Khameni Jafar, and Osama bin laden be the genie. Make Rouhani be apu, and Aziz jafari be the palace guard. Try me as the tiger, and john as the carpet. Make saudia arabia be agrhaba and the hole they found Saddam in the cave of wonders. This or Jurassic park with my brother as Grant, our father as hammond, and Netanyahu as the lawyer. At least until you have more characters for JP, Aladdin is better for fixing my neck (the void vs. the lake of fire). The FBPD mustache cop is still my problem right now, make him Alvin in Alvin and the chipmunks and make the rest of the cops chipmunks or smurfs. Make me the guy in Alvin cartoon and make john the smurfs antagonist guy. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73131340 United States 03/03/2020 08:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Freehold boro police are supposed to be making the decision now and they will delete anything no matter what. The NYPD were wrong, but they had an outcome they could try to force. The FBPD has no outcome, there is nothing I could post that would help them and it seems like everything hurts them. Otherwise what they are waiting for me to post (anything that helps them remove pingpong), is never going to happen. After the mustache cop, it is the vampire cop, then a fat cop who held me down and was a former sherriff I think. The FBPD mustache cop is still my problem right now, make him Alvin in Alvin and the chipmunks, and the vampire and sherriff cops the other two chipmunks. and make the rest of the cops smurfs, with the chief as papa smurf. Make me the guy in Alvin cartoon and make john the smurfs bad guy. Make the old fat bald white cop who held me down (probably not still working) be inspector gadget, and seth is Claw. Make king Salman the sultan of agrabah. Make Ahmadinejad be Alladin, make Khameni Jafar, and Osama bin laden be the genie. Make Rouhani be apu, and Aziz jafari be the palace guard. Try me as the tiger, and john as the carpet. Make saudia arabia be agrhaba and the hole they found Saddam in the cave of wonders. This or Jurassic park with my brother as Grant, our father as hammond, and Netanyahu as the lawyer. At least until you have more characters for JP, Aladdin is better for fixing my neck (the void vs. the lake of fire). The FBPD mustache cop is still my problem right now, make him Alvin in Alvin and the chipmunks, and the vampire and sherriff cops the other two chipmunks. and make the rest of the cops smurfs, with the chief as papa smurf. Make me the guy in Alvin cartoon and make john the smurfs bad guy. Make the old fat bald white cop who held me down (probably not still working) be inspector gadget, and seth is Claw. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73131340 United States 03/03/2020 08:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey good morning buddy I'll tell you that I am actually very funny I just save it for when I am talking to myself. As far as why I might need luck: 1. "There is no race (the event was cancelled)" 2. I excel at competition, even if they don't know there is no race. 3. Their record of me relies or depends on Jesus and think we can all agree now that I am not him. 4. There is a living president for each of the problem lynchpin. 5. I have been equipped most of my life for this very scenario, where the rest of the world tells the U.S. no. If the nukes are going to fly in ipetgoat, then I do exactly what I am doing. So it's good luck for you because I am between us and a bad couple of days lol. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73131340 United States 03/03/2020 09:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey good morning buddy I'll tell you that I am actually very funny I just save it for when I am talking to myself. As far as why I might need luck: 1. "There is no race (the event was cancelled)" 2. I excel at competition, even if they don't know there is no race. 3. Their record of me relies or depends on Jesus and think we can all agree now that I am not him. 4. There is a living president for each of the problem lynchpin. 5. I have been equipped most of my life for this very scenario, where the rest of the world tells the U.S. no. If the nukes are going to fly in ipetgoat, then I do exactly what I am doing. So it's good luck for you because I am between us and a bad couple of days lol. First...hey you never know! This world *might* be a simulation, in which case all bets are off! Second thanks for the good luck. Interesting way to end the paragraph-- I love the imagery and use of words to create a mental image of doom. Not being sarcastic. You probably ARE funny, but in some ways that don't make sense to me immediately. But I'll give you some credit, OP. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73131340 United States 03/03/2020 09:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey good morning buddy I'll tell you that I am actually very funny I just save it for when I am talking to myself. As far as why I might need luck: 1. "There is no race (the event was cancelled)" 2. I excel at competition, even if they don't know there is no race. 3. Their record of me relies or depends on Jesus and think we can all agree now that I am not him. 4. There is a living president for each of the problem lynchpin. 5. I have been equipped most of my life for this very scenario, where the rest of the world tells the U.S. no. If the nukes are going to fly in ipetgoat, then I do exactly what I am doing. So it's good luck for you because I am between us and a bad couple of days lol. First...hey you never know! This world *might* be a simulation, in which case all bets are off! Second thanks for the good luck. Interesting way to end the paragraph-- I love the imagery and use of words to create a mental image of doom. Not being sarcastic. You probably ARE funny, but in some ways that don't make sense to me immediately. But I'll give you some credit, OP. Well I was thinking this morning that it is exactly that, a creation. And that I am trapped inside of it and it is just a fucking globe sitting on God's desk. And he is outside of it and I am looking at him from inside and I am like "I am sick of being in this fucking thing". That does not mean dying, because I would still be in creation if I was dead. So, even if it is a simulation that doesnt make a lot of difference for me. (He sees creation with a globe and earth flattened out wherever) I appreciate that and it is usually subliminal and I think an example of why people call me a bot sometimes, which can be a compliment. Also, I am speaking to more than one party and some of them are only interested in the worst case scenarios. A lot of my jokes might also be lost in translation because of the text medium, depending the the other person's sense of humor. |
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Mike User ID: 73553495 United States 03/03/2020 09:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Alternatively, we have to have real screaming to make the realest lake of fire. It is a matter of how many gentlemen it takes to be able to realistically exist to be able to scream nonstop as loud as I require (like a human screaming centipede). Because it only has to be one person screaming, but they have to scream nonstop. So how many people does it take to make the centipede that is that one fake person? (They give each other breaks from screaming, only one has to scream legitimate at a time. The more horrible the screaming, the more break they need to realistically exist so the centipede has to have more people. If it was just one person they would scream like a fucking looney tune to take that much of my wrath and God won't believe that it is a real person lol). So while they don't let me post wr can see how many of them it takes to make my single sacrificial lamb. |
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I have heard the deafening silence. User ID: 3079061 United States 03/03/2020 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Out of curiosity I googled the recipe for bat soup Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78084014 It's disgusting, they put the whole freakin bat in the pot, fur and all. After it cooks a while then you remove it and take off the meat, putting it back in the broth If that won't kill you it would make you very sick I would think And it's considered a delicacy? Gack Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
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