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Why I dread dating any chick in this day and age
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 79374726:MV80NTE5NDMxXzgyMzU2NTQ3X0UxRjQyOTlD] [quote:Anonymous Coward 77075500:MV80NTE5NDMxXzgyMzU2NDU1XzE3MjMxM0M2] Been single for 20 years. Its not because women are not keen on me. Not a week goes past and some womans trying to win me. After all I do have a very nice "nest" and no financial worries and take good care of myself. Over 50 now and can still press 150 kg with ease. So why am I single? Its simple. I'll take em on a date or two..i dont fuck em. I want to see who their true love is. When im having dinner with them and they keep looking at their phone...i ignore it the first date. Second date is the winner.. I order the most expensive shit on the menu and watch... By this time they are leaving snail trails all over the place. I observe the phone...NOT them. I watch to see if their true love...farcebook or shitter will intrude again. And sure enough...they pick up their phone...again.. I ask them only once to leave the fucking phone out of it. We eat...she is trying desperately to ignore the phone. But inevitably out it comes... Thats when I stand up and say.. "Gee...thanks for the nice dinner...was so kind of you" And they are like "WTF..you want ME to pay for this" I just say "you and your lover are paying for it" And they go.."what lover?" I say "your phone" And walk away and ghost em. If they can fuck right in front of you with their REAL love..their phone...you can fucking GAURANTEE they will be doing it behind your back for real. [/quote] Girls are for pleasure and babycarrying? So buy her a nice phone [/quote]
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Because you should always expect that they’ve indulged in interracial, lesbian sex, orgies.
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