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Anyone here cancelling Thanksgiving??
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[quote:JStav:MV80NTk4MzEwXzgzNzMyOTUyXzkxQTJDMkEw] [quote:Granny Shitposter:MV80NTk4MzEwXzgzNzMyMTc2X0FBRUEzNTgz] Not changing a damn thing! My employer actually sent out an email with modified CDC guidelines and slapped their corporate logo on it. The fuckers actually urged employees to: [i]Eat outside Have your guests bring their own food Bring your own (or use dispisable) plates, cups, & utensils Use pre-packaged, single serve condiments Stay away from food preparation areas Assign one person to serve food Stay six feet away from people outside your household[/i] Well, fuck that! We're eating indoors and using the "good china" & flatware. Everything will be prepared in my kitchen and any help will be appreciated. The only designated server is Grandpa Shitposter when he carves the turkey. Everything else is smooth assembly line of serve yourself then pass it along. The only thing my guests bring is booze and/or dessert. When they arrive at my home I will hug them and give them a peck on the cheek. Same when they leave...except my sister-in-law when tends to be more pretentious, obnoxious, and condescending after a few glasses of wine. And NO NFL allowed in my house again this year! [/quote] Fucking take the power back. If anyone will save us, it will be the common-sense Grannies of the world. [/quote]
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Was supposed to be about 30 people gathering, then everyone just decided to do their own household Thanksgiving dinners. Then my liberal aunt was telling me how she had to quarantine in her basement and my uncle would leave food at the door while their two kids and my other aunts two kids all went to the beach, definitely drinking and partying. Then she's telling me about all the sick people she knows, and one died. Funny, I don't know a single person who had the virus. I think it may be a relief since almost everyone in my family is a democrat and dinner conversations are gonna go south really fast if I open my mouth. Anyway, off to the grocery store to buy some frozen turkey dinners, 2/$5 sale, and toilet paper for the coming post-Thanksgiving day BS lockdowns cause "muh cases".
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