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Santa Claus beat to a pulp by pack of women
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[quote:The Laughing Cavalier:MV80NjM3ODQ0Xzg0NDY5Mzk2Xzg2MkI0NUQz] He should have done a John Mcclane from Die Hard. 'Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho.' [/quote]
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AP NEWS(MI): Santa Claus was handing out gifts in the poorer areas of a Detroit when a group of 11 women attacked and severely beat him.
Santa lrequired hospitalization and is expected to fully recover.
Santa was unaware he had entered the red light district. The attack occurred when Santa began
yelling "Ho, Ho, Ho" near a group of women standing on street corner.
Seven of the woman attackers have been arrested and charged with aggravated assault.
Side note: Police found the women's bras stuffed with fake ballots in their bras, all marked for Biden.
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