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Got a letter today from Medicare. They want me to send in a stool sample so they can check for...
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 78977334:MV80ODMwNTc2Xzg4MTY5MTQyXzMzQjk3OUQx] [quote:Keilani:MV80ODMwNTc2Xzg4MTY4OTkwX0RFQjY1MDZE] Gosh, that sure is weird. I know they can test that way, but I doubt the accuracy of those tests. I think they're just more or less checking for blood, but honestly, why not just give you a voucher to go to a doctor for Pete's sake. Maybe the American Cancer Society is behind this??? [/quote] I was thinking more along the lines of they want our DNA and to find out whether we got the vax yet. I'm pretty sure the vax would leave some kind of trail in a shit sample. And then the next letter will arrive..... [/quote]
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colon cancer.
In the next 30 days, they're going to send me a do it yourself at home kit so I can send them a stool sample.
Totally voluntary.
It says.
I am suspicious.
And of you other old farts get one of these letters?
I ripped the letter up and it's in the bottom of my trash can under last night's left overs and a bunch of coffee grounds, so I can't give any more details.
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