Users Online Now:
1,474
(
Who's On?
)
Visitors Today:
193,404
Pageviews Today:
322,187
Threads Today:
101
Posts Today:
1,916
04:45 AM
Directory
Adv. Search
Topics
Forum
Back to Forum
Back to Thread
REPLY TO THREAD
Subject
HOLY SHIT: I Unintentionally Triggered The Fuck Out Of My Neighbor
User Name
Font color:
Default
Dark Red
Red
Orange
Brown
Yellow
Green
Olive
Cyan
Blue
Dark Blue
Indigo
Violet
Black
Font:
Default
Verdana
Tahoma
Ms Sans Serif
In accordance with industry accepted best practices we ask that users limit their copy / paste of copyrighted material to the relevant portions of the article you wish to discuss and no more than 50% of the source material, provide a link back to the original article and provide your original comments / criticism in your post with the article.
[quote:Disenfranchised Godzilla1980:MV80OTMwOTk2XzkwMTMyMDQxX0E1NTFCOUJC] look at it this way..you won't have to worry about helping him anymore...he's not gonna wanna be anywhere near you lol [/quote]
Original Message
My neighbor was moving his sailboat trailer earlier tonight. So, being a good neighbor I asked if he needed help because he destroys something every time he hooks that fucking thing to his truck.
My neighbor is a sufficiently odd motherfucker but, I don't care, who isn't a little odd in some way? In the past he has told me he was a medic of some sort in the Air Force. I would NEVER take medical advice from him!
So this is the conversation....
Me: "Crazy stuff going on in the government."
Him: "Yep."
Me: "Need a hand with anything?"
Him: "Nope."
Me: "Never talk much but, I consider myself a fiscal conservative."
Him: "Me too"
Me: "I've always thought I leaned socially liberal."
Him: "Yeah, me too"
Me: "So...what do you think is in that vaccine?"
Him:
HE GOES ABSOLUTELY APESHIT...."WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT YOU MORON? YOU MORONS THINK THERE IS DEAD BABIES IN THE SHOTS AND ON AND ON AND ON....!!!!"
Sad but, I still laughed later.....
Pictures (click to insert)
General
Politics
Bananas
People
Potentially Offensive
Emotions
Big Round Smilies
Aliens and Space
Friendship & Love
Textual
Doom
Misc Small Smilies
Religion
Love
Random
View All Categories
|
Next Page >>