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HOLY SHIT: I Unintentionally Triggered The Fuck Out Of My Neighbor
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 79386700:MV80OTMwOTk2XzkwMTMyMzIzXzFGNDNDMTQ4] [quote:kdog82:MV80OTMwOTk2XzkwMTMyMjg0XzdBMEFENjU2] Dude, don't talk with neighbors at issues other then Bob over there has crabgrass and it's spreading in my yard, and Sam over there needs to control his mole problem before it get's out of hand. And that bitch, Karen, down the road. [/quote] [b]How did you know his name was Bob???[/b] [/quote]
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My neighbor was moving his sailboat trailer earlier tonight. So, being a good neighbor I asked if he needed help because he destroys something every time he hooks that fucking thing to his truck.
My neighbor is a sufficiently odd motherfucker but, I don't care, who isn't a little odd in some way? In the past he has told me he was a medic of some sort in the Air Force. I would NEVER take medical advice from him!
So this is the conversation....
Me: "Crazy stuff going on in the government."
Him: "Yep."
Me: "Need a hand with anything?"
Him: "Nope."
Me: "Never talk much but, I consider myself a fiscal conservative."
Him: "Me too"
Me: "I've always thought I leaned socially liberal."
Him: "Yeah, me too"
Me: "So...what do you think is in that vaccine?"
Him:
HE GOES ABSOLUTELY APESHIT...."WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT YOU MORON? YOU MORONS THINK THERE IS DEAD BABIES IN THE SHOTS AND ON AND ON AND ON....!!!!"
Sad but, I still laughed later.....
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