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How to identify a Veganic infiltrator at a steak house.
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[quote:Hanna 838570:MV85NDE0OTFfMTQ2MTE1MjZfOUU0RUI2QUM=] [quote:Anonymous Coward 623805] If they have a little dog under the table they are also suspect... Yes, always look for a little dog under the table. And look out for the color green. Vegans give themselves away by wearing green hats like the ones you see on St. Patrick's Day. I hear there is a perfume which (when sprayed on ones clothing) makes a person smell like they have been engaged in outdoor barbeque grilling. Will the deception ever end? [/quote]
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They pretend to eat steak but they actually put it in their mouths, take their napkin to wipe their mouths, and then spit the meat out in the napkin and throw it under the table. Everyone thinks they are eating meat but these clever vegans are very deceptive and will soon turn the steak house into an all vegetable buffet.
Damn crafty vegans.
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