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How Long is a Piece of String?

 
Herb N Bourbon
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How Long is a Piece of String?
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
About that long.
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
The Tampon String hanging out of your twat is about 4 1/2 inches long.
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
About that long.
 Quoting: grrttsgar


Pretty good answer.

I like:

"Double the length from one side to the middle"
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
i love how you always make fun of other peoples' threads and then create such trash yourself
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
The Tampon String hanging out of your twat is about 4 1/2 inches long.
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Hey, now!

First you buy me an account upgrade, then you fail to show up at my birthday party, and now this?

Why must I cry?
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
i love how you always make fun of other peoples' threads and then create such trash yourself
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It's what I do.

You gonna cry about it?
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
lol, when was your party? Next time dude.
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
As long as it is.
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
lol, when was your party? Next time dude.
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It was on February 31st and I saved a seat for you.
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Twice half its length.
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Another good one:

"Half as long as twice its length"
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Twice half its length.
 Quoting: <ambiguous>


clappa
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE STRING, YOU WILL FIND IT IS NOT THE STRING THAT HAS LENGTH, BUT THE WORLD AROUND IT.
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Its 11 cm, no more, no less.
Other people might have other answers but I stand by mine, 11 cm.
Objects dont possess lenght until we give them one, and measurements cant be more exact than the instruments we use to measure. Meters, cmm and mm are fictional number with no relevance in nature, even though there is an international agreement of how much they are, for practicality reasons.
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Its 11 cm, no more, no less.
Other people might have other answers but I stand by mine, 11 cm.
Objects dont possess lenght until we give them one, and measurements cant be more exact than the instruments we use to measure. Meters, cmm and mm are fictional number with no relevance in nature, even though there is an international agreement of how much they are, for practicality reasons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 921942


What if it is really .11 Meters?
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Can you dig half a hole?
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
half double the distance between the two ends
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Can you dig half a hole?
 Quoting: Dr.Walter.Bishop


No. But you can half dig a hole.
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Its 11 cm, no more, no less.
Other people might have other answers but I stand by mine, 11 cm.
Objects dont possess lenght until we give them one, and measurements cant be more exact than the instruments we use to measure. Meters, cmm and mm are fictional number with no relevance in nature, even though there is an international agreement of how much they are, for practicality reasons.


What if it is really .11 Meters?
 Quoting: Herb N Bourbon


Its not. Its 11 cm.
But if you want to trade string with me, we should agree on a scale and an instrument to measure it with, so that we dont end up ripping eachother up.

cm are okay with me and we could use common metric rulers, and agree to only measure the parts we can see with our eyes
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Can you dig half a hole?


No. But you can half dig a hole.
 Quoting: <ambiguous>


When does a hole become a hole?

Isnt a half dug hole still a hole?
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Can you dig half a hole?


No. But you can half dig a hole.


When does a hole become a hole?

Isnt a half dug hole still a hole?
 Quoting: Dr.Walter.Bishop


You're an okay guy, Dr. Bishop.
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
???
 Quoting: Herb N Bourbon

limited by the need
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Its 11 cm, no more, no less.
Other people might have other answers but I stand by mine, 11 cm.
Objects dont possess lenght until we give them one, and measurements cant be more exact than the instruments we use to measure. Meters, cmm and mm are fictional number with no relevance in nature, even though there is an international agreement of how much they are, for practicality reasons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 921942


That would be "stringets", string is much, much longer dude.
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
<--- this long --->
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Can you dig half a hole?


No. But you can half dig a hole.


When does a hole become a hole?

Isnt a half dug hole still a hole?
 Quoting: Dr.Walter.Bishop

that would be a divet
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
there is no need for string in the 21st century.

matrix free yourself from your stringy captors
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Is that the same as:
"How long is a football field"
True or False?
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
Its 11 cm, no more, no less.
Other people might have other answers but I stand by mine, 11 cm.
Objects dont possess lenght until we give them one, and measurements cant be more exact than the instruments we use to measure. Meters, cmm and mm are fictional number with no relevance in nature, even though there is an international agreement of how much they are, for practicality reasons.


That would be "stringets", string is much, much longer dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664542


Its a string. Stringets are measured in Stringpart-equalients
When measured in Stringpart-equalients, it would be 1 073 544, way to much for a stringet
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
How Long is a Chinaman.
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Re: How Long is a Piece of String?
from one end to the other





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