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Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.

 
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Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
If science could produce fully grown, hot, beautiful girls WITHOUT BRAINS for men to have sex with, that's all we would do.

We would go to these sex rooms and have sex with clones, even if they didn't speak and had no movement or consciousness.

We would be plenty happy with that, despite the fact they cannot move.

Preferrably, science would create a clone with MINIMAL instincts and the intelligence of a gerbil, so that more ELABORATE sexual acts could reasonably be performed and so that the clone could be TRAINED.

This shall pass. Only a matter of time.

During this period, women will artificially inseminate themselves. They will rarely have sex with men. Both sexes will live apart and will rarely interact.

Men are only interested in women for their bodies and how they look. All else is immaterial and social window-dressing. Families are unecessary in modern times, as women can now do all the work of child-rearing.

5a
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
dude, most of the existing females already have no brains
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04/09/2010 03:05 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
dang

you might as well marry your pillow man
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
dude, most of the existing females already have no brains
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I label this post as the best ever on GLP
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
just replace their BRAINS
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
I notice its the dorky scientists that came up with this ...

"Are all nerds this good"


LOLOLOLOL
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
dude, most of the existing females already have no brains
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lol
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
Where is the link, I want to donate to this cause.
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
If science could produce fully grown, hot, beautiful girls WITHOUT BRAINS for men to have sex with, that's all we would do.

We would go to these sex rooms and have sex with clones, even if they didn't speak and had no movement or consciousness.

We would be plenty happy with that, despite the fact they cannot move.

Preferrably, science would create a clone with MINIMAL instincts and the intelligence of a gerbil, so that more ELABORATE sexual acts could reasonably be performed and so that the clone could be TRAINED.

This shall pass. Only a matter of time.

During this period, women will artificially inseminate themselves. They will rarely have sex with men. Both sexes will live apart and will rarely interact.

Men are only interested in women for their bodies and how they look. All else is immaterial and social window-dressing. Families are unecessary in modern times, as women can now do all the work of child-rearing.

5a
 Quoting: Plagued_Souls


you can already do that, you cheap fuck.. it's called prostitution. Shell out a few bucks, miser. LOL.
Water always wins. :sun:
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04/09/2010 03:10 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
I have always wondered what stops a woman's organs from just dropping to the floor given that there is a couple of gaping holes down there ... no I know it is the vacuum in their heads.
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
"you can already do that, you cheap fuck.. it's called prostitution. Shell out a few bucks, miser. LOL."

Your prostitute argument is a FAIL, sir.

That's fine. You can have the disease-ridden dirty prostitute who may not even be that hot -- I'll take the clean, fresh clone.

Clones can also be purchased, like cars, so their overall lifetime cost-per-usaged would be far lower than that of a prostitute, far more convenient, and far safter if not more pleasurable (as she would be designed to fit your tastes).

5a
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"you can already do that, you cheap fuck.. it's called prostitution. Shell out a few bucks, miser. LOL."

Your prostitute argument is a FAIL, sir.

That's fine. You can have the disease-ridden dirty prostitute who may not even be that hot -- I'll take the clean, fresh clone.

Clones can also be purchased, like cars, so their overall lifetime cost-per-usaged would be far lower than that of a prostitute, far more convenient, and far safter if not more pleasurable (as she would be designed to fit your tastes).

5a
 Quoting: Plagued_Souls


I'm female, and ...

You're full of shit... of course you prefer the clone over the prostitute... because even the mere thought of speaking to a real, live female causes you to have an anxiety attack and makes you break out in a sweat. You're just scared of women... Puss. You don't know how to make conversation and you have zero social skills. Admit.
Water always wins. :sun:
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04/09/2010 03:15 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
Why would I want to talk to one? Explain, please.

Between a real one and a clone, clones seem preferable in every way.
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04/09/2010 03:16 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
Why would I want to talk to one? Explain, please.

Between a real one and a clone, clones seem preferable in every way.
 Quoting: Plagued_Souls


... for a pussy that's scared of women, I guess a clone would be preferable.

good luck with that lol

bye, dear rose
Water always wins. :sun:
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04/09/2010 03:18 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
You think women aren't smart? The guy that wrote this, proved where their brains are. It is a crying shame that is the only place your thoughts come from. :|
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04/09/2010 03:18 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
Perfect.

Maybe women will be left alone then. Men like brainless. brainless men do at any rate. ..
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is there a beta version yet ?????????

PLEASE HURRY!

don't care what it looks like, really .
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04/09/2010 03:21 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
This thread is why women treat men like shit. All those whiny threads about how poor men are because women are "mean" need to read the garbage here. Little wonder...
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04/09/2010 03:21 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
If science could produce fully grown, hot, beautiful girls WITHOUT BRAINS for men to have sex with, that's all we would do.

We would go to these sex rooms and have sex with clones, even if they didn't speak and had no movement or consciousness.

We would be plenty happy with that, despite the fact they cannot move.

Preferrably, science would create a clone with MINIMAL instincts and the intelligence of a gerbil, so that more ELABORATE sexual acts could reasonably be performed and so that the clone could be TRAINED.

This shall pass. Only a matter of time.

During this period, women will artificially inseminate themselves. They will rarely have sex with men. Both sexes will live apart and will rarely interact.

Men are only interested in women for their bodies and how they look. All else is immaterial and social window-dressing. Families are unecessary in modern times, as women can now do all the work of child-rearing.

5a
 Quoting: Plagued_Souls


Actually this in inevitable, but it wont be with clones. It will be robotics. Japan is already leading the way with this - so much that there are these desperate blokes wanting to marry their dolls.
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04/09/2010 03:22 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
dang

you might as well marry your pillow man
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You know that some Korean guy recently did just that, right? (Seriously. Google it.)

As for OP's theory, I'm sure the Japanese are already working on it. Unfortunately, there are plenty of real women these days that are basically lifeless clones when you fornicate with them but the Japanese will never be able to replicate what it's like to have sex with a dirty wild whore whom you just split an 8-ball with.

Therefore, there will still be interaction between the sexes, if only for that reason.
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04/09/2010 03:23 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
This thread is why women treat men like shit. All those whiny threads about how poor men are because women are "mean" need to read the garbage here. Little wonder...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657


stop treating them like shit and they won't have to invent alternatives to shagging

soon these men with their sex toys/dolls will be numerous

making the traditional 5 dollar whore obsolete

i worry if i were you

could mean a change of profession!
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04/09/2010 03:24 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
dang

you might as well marry your pillow man

You know that some Korean guy recently did just that, right? (Seriously. Google it.)

As for OP's theory, I'm sure the Japanese are already working on it. Unfortunately, there are plenty of real women these days that are basically lifeless clones when you fornicate with them but the Japanese will never be able to replicate what it's like to have sex with a dirty wild whore whom you just split an 8-ball with.

Therefore, there will still be interaction between the sexes, if only for that reason.
 Quoting: Guns n' God (redux)


i remember that thread, you posted it

lol
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
If science could produce fully grown, hot, beautiful girls WITHOUT BRAINS for men to have sex with, that's all we would do.

We would go to these sex rooms and have sex with clones, even if they didn't speak and had no movement or consciousness.

We would be plenty happy with that, despite the fact they cannot move.

Preferrably, science would create a clone with MINIMAL instincts and the intelligence of a gerbil, so that more ELABORATE sexual acts could reasonably be performed and so that the clone could be TRAINED.

This shall pass. Only a matter of time.

During this period, women will artificially inseminate themselves. They will rarely have sex with men. Both sexes will live apart and will rarely interact.

Men are only interested in women for their bodies and how they look. All else is immaterial and social window-dressing. Families are unecessary in modern times, as women can now do all the work of child-rearing.

5a


Actually this in inevitable, but it wont be with clones. It will be robotics. Japan is already leading the way with this - so much that there are these desperate blokes wanting to marry their dolls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 623150



That's what happens when you're ugly and have a 3 inch penis. I actually pity the Op that he things that a braindead slab of meat is all he really deserves... That's just so pathetic...
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
Heh I'm scared of women, women are scary, will take a clone please hehehe :) :) :)
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04/09/2010 03:26 AM
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That's what happens when you're ugly and have a 3 inch penis. I actually pity the Op that he things that a braindead slab of meat is all he really deserves... That's just so pathetic...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657


then what's your beef?

if these men are ugly and have small willies, then let them be with their invention

since they will never get it on with the likes of you, miss princess of hotness and don't worry about the rash, it will go away

no STDs in the morning FTW!

give me an organic sex clone doll now!
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04/09/2010 03:53 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
As a woman I can say that I think that men should be cloned for the purpose of being "playthings" for women. We really have no other use for them. We can do everything else ourselves, and even better.
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04/09/2010 03:56 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
The idea here wouldn't be BRAINLESS, but rather FULLY PROGRAMMABLE...

Think about it.

It'd be like real life fully interactive 3-D porn.

I think a more addictive thing could not be imagined.
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04/09/2010 03:57 AM
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
>Men are only interested in women for their bodies and how they look.

Gotta love this guy's honesty. It's true unfortunately.
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04/09/2010 03:58 AM
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As a woman I can say that I think that men should be cloned for the purpose of being "playthings" for women. We really have no other use for them. We can do everything else ourselves, and even better.
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You will get your wish, rest assured :)
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Re: Science will replace females with clones for men to have sex with.
As a woman I can say that I think that men should be cloned for the purpose of being "playthings" for women. We really have no other use for them. We can do everything else ourselves, and even better.
 Quoting: Men Not Needed 442346


bitch please

men are at the top of all avenues concerning the cloning technology
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04/09/2010 03:59 AM
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>Men are only interested in women for their bodies and how they look.

Gotta love this guy's honesty. It's true unfortunately.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 794136


Heh women think the same, see 2 posts above yours.





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