Just started an email dialog with a nigerian scammer! Need a good reply.

Ask him who will dispose of the bodies after the hunt

google ebola monkey man.

Cash is perfered, but a box of gold would work, too.
lol, snipes.

sweet! reading now. Thx

tell him you only accept gold and virgins as payment.

Tell him these creatures (what the HELL is a snipe) must be caught by hand, and only nude hunting is allowed....

i know right! i think I'll reply with a question....are you going to be hunting with a bag and flashlight or net?

snipe defined:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

A snipe hunt, a form of wild-goose chase that is also known as a fool's errand, is a type of practical joke that involves experienced people making fun of credulous newcomers by giving them an impossible or imaginary task. The origin of the term is a practical joke where inexperienced campers are told about a bird or animal called the snipe as well as a usually preposterous method of catching it, such as running around the woods carrying a bag or making strange noises. Incidentally, the snipe (a family of shorebirds) is difficult to catch for experienced hunters, so much so that the word "sniper" is derived from it to refer to anyone skilled enough to shoot one.[1]

A wild goose chase can also be more serious, either a deliberate attempt to thwart an opponent by sending him/her off on a quest based on misinformation, or a mistake on one's own part leading to a hopeless quest.[2]

Write them back and say you have a big check for them, tell them to please deposit 100K and they get 10 mill.

John Smith,

You sir, have the heart of a lion and the eye of an eagle.

Just today we got some new stock in, Becky gave birth and the new calf is just beginning to learn to walk, It would be a great oppurtunity for you to come on down to (Enter ranch, or hunting range name here).

With the change in season we now have more and more birds and wild animals flocking to (Enter ranch, or hunting range name here) and now would be the perfect time to hunt and kill some newly borns and to observe the parents of said newly borns weep over their corpses before putting a 35 through their skull.

A full day's pass here will cost you $100 per person + $50 for each calf, deer or antelope kill, Bird kills are free of charge.

We ave ammo stocked if you need to buy any, and the cost of this depends on the calibre.

Please bring your own weapon, A hunting jacket will be provided if needed.

Last Edited by OTOC on 04/09/2010 06:03 PM

tell him the price is the treasure map to el dorado

This+Demented laughing at the end of the letter.

Take your pick of actions:

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