***BREAKING***Vatican declares extra-terrestrial contact

yeah right, too good to be true

this has made first news.
this is breaking news.

It's already pinned and it's old news.

well it must be new news again because it's just been on the news as breaking

what radio station?
they should have a website.

The only place that this is breaking is in the OP's delusional mind

Where did you find it? The pinned thread has a link for the UFO Digest site. It's a recycled story. It seems the guy they mentioned died two years ago or so.

the pin says that the vatican is taking it seriously, not that contact was declared

What radio station is it on OP???

You better have that source that says that they are indeed in contact real soon.

BREAKING NEWS:

There are several reports that extra-terrestrial beings interacted with representatives from the Vatican on at least seven (7) separate occasions. Apparently the interactions were consensual and on each occasion the representative from the Vatican both acted in a caring and loving manner and wore a condom.

Link to follow.


www.priestfucksETintheass.com

[link to www.ufodigest.com]

[link to beforeitsnews.com]

That does it!

Vatican "Monsignor Balducci emphasizes that extraterrestrial encounters "are NOT demonic,..."

They are demon-spawn from hell for sure now! I knew it!

"Apparently the interactions were consensual and on each occasion the representative from the Vatican both acted in a caring and loving manner and wore a condom."


Hahahahahahaa!!!

wELL SATANS ROMAN ABOMINATION WOULD SAY THAT WOULDNT
THEY

GOOD COVER FOR THOSE PRESITS DRESSED UP TO INVADE CHILDRENS BEDROOMS
"OH DONT WORRY CHILD JUST THE FREINDLY ALIENS, THEY ARE SO NICE.

I hope the aliens are not instructing them on the proper use of anal probes...

Wow ... little kids were not enough for them, now they have to go and fondel aliens.Lol

Can see the heading now.
priests accused of sexually abusing 4feet little aliens. To their defense one of them claimed "Not my fault, I thought he was an Iraqi child born in a DU contaminated war zone"

BREAKING NEWS: creatures as small as 2 feet, some one foot tall observed under the Popes papal garb gown. Onlookers were dismayed they thought the pope had an erection, only to find out he was giving refuge to a couple of aliens.

FILM @11

Monsignor Balducci is died some time ago !!

No he got beamed up and anal probed for eternity.

Real quality here, top work! :) :)