Please read my first official newsletter....

dont say such things about eat

Do I owe you money for having read that? It is copyrighted after all.

true praise. and a big E boy no less. proud of ya dude. yellerhead for swill lunch!

5 stars OP!

I can't wait for issue #2. Where do I send my check?

Please add me to your mailing list, EAT.

Well, that was worthless. Sort of like the usual stuff you post, so I guess I'm not surprised...

add me to your mailing list.


.... really this is some of your greatest work !!!!!!!!

Where can I subscribe?

****************wipes away tear*************************

that was



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just

Beautiful

LMFAO ®



MAY 12th is going to be SUPER DOOM!

Anyone think EAT will get coffee on the 12th?

...how about a recap?...

You crack me up.

Sheer DOOM, major DOOM, holy DOOM

Too long/Didn't read/Won't read

Summary?

What I wanna know is: how many pushups can you do now? Cause a few months ago you were doing 100 a day. By now you should be doing 300-400 a day. So....how many? Shit I would't read shit from a man whose too big of a pussy to keep himself in shape and try to buid muscle. Unless he's got medical issues or is really old, he doesn't deserve to be called a man. So how many?

Poignant yet Puerile Poetry: my favorite combo!.

You do realize that you posted on May 12 GLP time so you might be stuck in a Mobius time loop for a while unless you can post simultaneously on consecutive days. I don't envy your slip into the Twilight Zone of the GLP Outer Limits.

Very pure! Thanks.

Wow, good read!

Where do I sign up?

Who/what are your sources for this first edition?

It's still better than Scrump's.

best part of being a GLP celebrity must be the fan mail