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PIN THIS!!!! BP IS NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS FROM THE PUBLIC!!!!

 
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05/15/2010 06:54 PM
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BP has access to every university, private think-tank, and government on the face of the earth.

They also have megabucks to feed specialists/scientist/engineers of the very highest caliber.

Any appeal to the general public for their assistance with ideas is "throwing the dog a bone" to finesse the public into feeling a part of this disaster, into shared-guilt, nothing more.

Think about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979


I already have.

These people are evil mofos.

BP could say 'anything' about the suggestions received....how would we even know? They could say the vast majority of the "public" suggested us to...NUKE it !!!

Then, when that causes the biggest disaster ever, BP will just say that it is the fault of John Q. Public and their 'suggestion'.

See how that works?
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05/15/2010 06:58 PM
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BP has access to every university, private think-tank, and government on the face of the earth.

They also have megabucks to feed specialists/scientist/engineers of the very highest caliber.

Any appeal to the general public for their assistance with ideas is "throwing the dog a bone" to finesse the public into feeling a part of this disaster, into shared-guilt, nothing more.

Think about it.


I already have.

These people are evil mofos.

BP could say 'anything' about the suggestions received....how would we even know? They could say the vast majority of the "public" suggested us to...NUKE it !!!

Then, when that causes the biggest disaster ever, BP will just say that it is the fault of John Q. Public and their 'suggestion'.

See how that works?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 971492

I do indeed, and I'm glad you do to. Now we've got to get the others to see it.

Lotta subtle kumbaya share-the-guilt-with-BP subtleties running around GLP today, have you noticed?
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05/15/2010 07:06 PM
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Whatever happened to all of those clunkers the Gov helped take in? We should drop all of those Daewoos down int that hole!
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BP has access to every university, private think-tank, and government on the face of the earth.

They also have megabucks to feed specialists/scientist/engineers of the very highest caliber.

Any appeal to the general public for their assistance with ideas is "throwing the dog a bone" to finesse the public into feeling a part of this disaster, into shared-guilt, nothing more.

Think about it.


I already have.

These people are evil mofos.

BP could say 'anything' about the suggestions received....how would we even know? They could say the vast majority of the "public" suggested us to...NUKE it !!!

Then, when that causes the biggest disaster ever, BP will just say that it is the fault of John Q. Public and their 'suggestion'.

See how that works?

I do indeed, and I'm glad you do to. Now we've got to get the others to see it.

Lotta subtle kumbaya share-the-guilt-with-BP subtleties running around GLP today, have you noticed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979


I have noticed many things about this disaster, not the least of which is the fact that for the first few weeks virtually nothing was done. On about day 4 or 5 of this fiasco, the potus was wringing his hands over...illegal aliens. No mention of this leak and the importance of it.

I almost feel like sending BP an email telling them to use scotch tape to seal it....

Sad, sad, sad.
falchion6

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05/15/2010 07:08 PM
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I posted the ultimate solution earlier today! I just hope BP listens...

Thread: I KNOW HOW TO FIX THE OIL GUSHER!
Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2010 07:23 PM
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BP is desperate and open to suggestions from the public! Now is your chance to help with this catastrophe.

Click on the link and look on the right side for the SUGGESTIONS LINK.

[link to www.deepwaterhorizonresponse.com]
 Quoting: ApostleCitizen

Hey pal- I posted this early yesterday!
Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2010 07:24 PM
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Here is my idea:

Shoot/drop a metal umbrella type device down the pipe, remotely open the umbrella, it will need to latch long enough to fill pipe with concrete.


Of coure i'm not sure if there is a straight shot down.
allenk

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05/15/2010 07:43 PM
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I don't think BP is actively trying to stop this.

There are so many easy ways it seems. Put a flexible thick rubber pipe in the hole.
nott2000

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05/15/2010 07:45 PM
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if the gushing of the oil is coming from just a pipe on the sea floor, the fix is quite simple and easy. Its just they haven't thought of it yet. My solution is to built a heavy and massive stell rectangle net, drill a hole in the middle and attach a flexible pipe to it and slowly lower it over the leak to connect it with the pipe. Have a container ship above to pump in the oil onto it hf
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05/15/2010 07:47 PM
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I don't think BP is actively trying to stop this.

There are so many easy ways it seems. Put a flexible thick rubber pipe in the hole.
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thats just like my idea :)
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05/15/2010 07:49 PM
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duct tape. it fixes anything
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05/15/2010 07:53 PM
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Take a nuke in BP's headquarters.Then gather all executives inside and fire it up.
Voila...biggest problem solved
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05/15/2010 08:02 PM
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The only thing that is built right now, that is both big enough and heavy enough to seal this thing off, is a decommissioned aircraft carrier that weighs 80k tones or more.

Just sink that on top of this mess then allow that to buy enough time to drill a relief well.
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05/15/2010 08:04 PM
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The only thing that is built right now, that is both big enough and heavy enough to seal this thing off, is a decommissioned aircraft carrier that weighs 80k tones or more.

Just sink that on top of this mess then allow that to buy enough time to drill a relief well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 626707


Forgot to log in, but I don't think a nuke is going to work. Last thing we need is to flash boil millions of gallons of methane hydrates.
They should take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity sort itself out.
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05/15/2010 08:05 PM
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You have got to be kidding me.



Thread: PLUGGING the oil hole
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05/15/2010 08:05 PM
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You have got to be kidding me.



Thread: PLUGGING the oil hole
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05/15/2010 08:07 PM
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This sounds like BS to me. There has to be 3-4 ways to do this.

Keven Costner has high volume water/oil separator project he funded. I think they have 6 or 8 ready to go. There one thing. Use the hay farmers on the beaches.

MAKE BP FUND IT ALL
Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2010 08:12 PM
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In their junk shot add

Jacks,Paper Clips and LONG HAIR
That should block up a pipe,and then foam the sucker like you use to fill in air leaks in your house

Any canadian people they can contact Red Green for Duct Tape suggestions!
Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2010 08:20 PM
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i been to BP meetings all day..let me rephrase.. went all over almost all day trying to get there. and I did one...

The 'commoners' don't understand what has happened.

Any how... i don't meet many 'strangers' and i told my new strangers friend i was going to ask were if they going to NUKE the site...lol (nervous laugh)
And that's what most of them did..laugh.. until i told them who (group's background) 0bama sent down here and how Russia handle there drilling problems.

PB still refers to this as something a kin to an 'oil spill'
CenCal
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05/15/2010 08:22 PM
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hit it with a hammer... Always solves the problem.
 Quoting: OTOC

I really cant believe you said that. Didn't you mean "hit it with a really big freekin hammer"? :) That would be more in line with the ongoing problem IMO.
Why aren't they using straw to soak up and contain the iol from washing ashore. I saw these guys on Youtube and they seemed like they had a workable solution for getting the oil before it reached shore.
[link to www.youtube.com]
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05/15/2010 08:26 PM
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BP has access to every university, private think-tank, and government on the face of the earth.

They also have megabucks to feed specialists/scientist/engineers of the very highest caliber.

Any appeal to the general public for their assistance with ideas is "throwing the dog a bone" to finesse the public into feeling a part of this disaster, into shared-guilt, nothing more.

Think about it.


I already have.

These people are evil mofos.

BP could say 'anything' about the suggestions received....how would we even know? They could say the vast majority of the "public" suggested us to...NUKE it !!!

Then, when that causes the biggest disaster ever, BP will just say that it is the fault of John Q. Public and their 'suggestion'.

See how that works?

I do indeed, and I'm glad you do to. Now we've got to get the others to see it.

Lotta subtle kumbaya share-the-guilt-with-BP subtleties running around GLP today, have you noticed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 728979


From Page One of this thread:

I agree with you AC. Maybe GLP'ers can organize global mass protests to the news agencies and politicians and maybe gather en-mass for protests in front of all the BP gas/petrol stations to inform the public. NO NUCLEAR OPTION!!!!!!!!!!

How does next Saturday work for everyone?? If they haven't deployed the nukes by then.
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05/15/2010 08:26 PM
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hit it with a hammer... Always solves the problem.

I really cant believe you said that. Didn't you mean "hit it with a really big freekin hammer"? :) That would be more in line with the ongoing problem IMO.
Why aren't they using straw to soak up and contain the iol from washing ashore. I saw these guys on Youtube and they seemed like they had a workable solution for getting the oil before it reached shore.
[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: CenCal 943263

Because they are still harvesting the oil from it,
that's why...or what i beleive, they are not wanting to waste a drop of it..
Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2010 08:28 PM
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I bet my giant wine cork idea wins! 5a


They already have that idea - if your cork is made out of garbage! crazy

Fine. then lasers! Weld it shut with lasers!
 Quoting: Hawk0

SNL Laser cats to tha rescue ! rockon
ApostleCitizen  (OP)

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05/15/2010 08:32 PM
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BP is desperate and open to suggestions from the public! Now is your chance to help with this catastrophe.

Click on the link and look on the right side for the SUGGESTIONS LINK.

[link to www.deepwaterhorizonresponse.com]

Hey pal- I posted this early yesterday!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 945473


Sorry to ruffle your feathers, Pal...did a search for the website and didn't find a thread so I posted it. Since mine is pinned, you can send your followers my way ;)

Sincerely,

Your Pal-ina
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Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2010 08:35 PM
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?

Some of the richest businessmen and the smartest engineers on the planet...AND THEY'RE TAKING SUGGESTIONS?!?

Heh...

...lol...

Aliens. We need aliens. That's my suggestion. Seriously. :D
CenCal
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05/15/2010 08:51 PM
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I just sent my suggestion. Instead of putting all of your eggs in one basket (so to speak) and using one large enclosure to attempt to contain the breach, try using multiple enclosures each with the ability to siphon off gas/oil to different areas to be able to attempt to seal the breach.
I also saw these 2 farmers with a great idea on YouTube to contain,control and pickup the oil........
[link to www.youtube.com]
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05/15/2010 09:03 PM
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This is beyond pathetic ....

Now if I had access to that 'boo boo lip' emoticon, I'd insert it here ===>
Anonymous Coward
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05/15/2010 09:27 PM
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These guys really are bumblefucks. They honestly have no clue what they're doing.

Its like were living in the movie Idiocracy.
fyrenza

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05/15/2010 09:29 PM
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My suggestion:

Corral the oil, which is FLOATING on the surface of the water.

Siphon up as much as is feasible.

Release the oil-eating bacteria into whatever is left of it. (Yes, I read the article I posted, and realize it's just ferts for the extant bacteria that are already there.)

Wait 20 years, and VOILA!

It neber happy! (never happened)

p.s. Feel free to use this suggestion as though you authored it. I can't even be arsed to visit BP's site to post it.

<~ rolls "ciggie" & checks pantry / liquor cabinet


Last Edited by fu-glup on 05/15/2010 09:30 PM
This place kind-of-ly SUX.
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05/15/2010 09:31 PM
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BP has access to every university, private think-tank, and government on the face of the earth.

They also have megabucks to feed specialists/scientist/engineers of the very highest caliber.

Any appeal to the general public for their assistance with ideas is "throwing the dog a bone" to finesse the public into feeling a part of this disaster,
into shared-guilt, nothing more.

Think about it.


I already have.

These people are evil mofos.

BP could say 'anything' about the suggestions received....how would we even know? They could say the vast majority of the "public" suggested us to...NUKE it !!!

Then, when that causes the biggest disaster ever, BP will just say that it is the fault of John Q. Public and their 'suggestion'.

See how that works?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 971492

Big time.. i heard this:.. you all know this place..'we' need your help to show us/help us/alert us.. (they sure didn't need any help finding the biggest oil VAIN in the history of the world And keeping that on the DL for some time now)
Any how it was kinda like 'you' know the back waters/wetlands/marshes,tides, currents, the sea... it's tripping..





GLP