Germans have crazy eyes

hmm...i've never noticed

i think they're sexah! i'm especially sucker for an accent

Did you make that yourself? I thought the face of Yoda was bad enough as it was. Now it's just much more strange.

this was made by "LA-LA-LA" and i really dig it somehow...

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Stop doing drugs when you go to Germany.

This is why.

I'm not going to write about a secret WWII nuclear (prototype) submarine off the coast of France that was fractured by an indirect mine blast and sank to the bottom of the English Channel.

This was a secret military vessel constructed to recover data to be used by the directors of the Philadelphia Project.

To make a long story short. This prototype nuclear submarine that sank had plenty of air for the crew due to the bulkhead high Psi. bilge pumps, but not a whole lot of food.

The crew lived for weeks, all the while, living in the radioactive atmosphere due to the ruptured reactor core.

As food ran low, the only alternative was to eat each other!

The vessel was finally found after 42 days by a German U-boat off the coast of Calais, France and was boarded by divers.

To the divers surprise/demise, many of the crew members were alive and (due to the low oxygen/radioactive environment/ canabalistic acts, turned into HUNGRY RADIOACTIVE ZOMBIES!)

Too make this story even shorter, The zombies (after eating the divers) swam to the surface and boarded the U-boat. They took the SS U-boat uniforms after (you guessed it) eating the crew members!

The Captain was sealed in the cabin and (out of total panic) headed course for Deutschland.

The lil' boat made it back and was welcomed into Dusseldorf Harbor where the story begins.

(wait till you see scene 2: Patton's Brigade and the unexpected Dinner Party.)



Too make this story so F-ing short that you can't believe it!

The Nuke-zombies end up overpowering the nation and take over the country. The modern Germans that you know and love are their descendants.

Have you ever been to Germany? They're pretty weird.

Fertig.

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its not a bad thing... every German I know has crazy eyes!

comments?

This is why.


The lil' boat made it back and was welcomed into Dusseldorf Harbor where the story begins.

(wait till you see scene 2: Patton's Brigade and the unexpected Dinner Party.)



Too make this story so F-ing short that you can't believe it!

The Nuke-zombies end up overpowering the nation and take over the country. The modern Germans that you know and love are their descendants.

Have you ever been to Germany? They're pretty weird.

Fertig.
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Düsseldorf Harbor - Get a freeking map

I have always fantasized about dating an aryan German chick.

I have been with the same German girl for 5 years now. And yes their eye's are crazy. Well not really my grlfriends but her farther and mother........ OMG they have really crazy eyes.

give me a pic/stats lol hoax lol

i am zombie

Always seems just like anyone else to me. I mean I have known some "crazy" germans, but some nice ones as well..and that pretty much applies to anywhere and everywhere I have been, so don't know.

They tend to be good workers and that requires a lot of concentration which can give one an intense look especially as they age.

They also drink a lot of beer with hops, and hops can make you look craaaaaaaaaazy

while I do prefer Austrian engineering to German, the p22 has a nice feel to it.

btw nonsense thread is nonsense

I figured

Bitte gib ein bier!

Dudes are sickk,!
I had a an aquaintance that was 100% german,and worshiped hitler,
dude had the craziest eyes Ive ever seen!!!!!!!!!!
lol

:naziflag34: Even worse the frigging Nazis sneak out in the middle of the night and reserve all the good loungers by the poolside in the Mediterranean hotels in the summertime.