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I Wanna Be a Government Paid Shill...Where Do I Get an Application For Employment?

 
Bill the Shill
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06/14/2010 03:01 PM
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I Wanna Be a Government Paid Shill...Where Do I Get an Application For Employment?
I think I could be good at it. I could use several user id's, each with a different IP address so the Admin doesn't catch on to who I really am.

Besides I need a damn job.
Anonymous Coward
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06/14/2010 03:05 PM
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[link to www.seiu.org]
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06/14/2010 03:10 PM
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Ask a mod.
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06/14/2010 03:13 PM
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Ask a mod.
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+1
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06/14/2010 03:19 PM
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Gonna delete this thread too mods? That's 3 in the last 15 minutes?
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BUMP
LouisWinthorpeIII

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06/14/2010 03:22 PM
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tow the line, and they'll come to you.

ha!
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06/14/2010 03:23 PM
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at ur local 'friends of the earth' or greenpeace centre
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Anonymous Coward
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06/14/2010 03:23 PM
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Gonna delete this thread too mods? That's 3 in the last 15 minutes?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1002928



probably, you are too close to the truth in this one...
Anonymous Coward
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06/14/2010 03:25 PM
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Gonna delete this thread too mods? That's 3 in the last 15 minutes?



probably, you are too close to the truth in this one...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 987251



Weird how paid members stay VERY FAR AWAY from controversial topics....
Anonymous Coward
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06/14/2010 03:31 PM
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Gonna delete this thread too mods? That's 3 in the last 15 minutes?



probably, you are too close to the truth in this one...



Weird how paid members stay VERY FAR AWAY from controversial topics....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1002928




Mods and Paid members are almost always one in the same.

Very few normal people would actually pay for this site, let alone give their personal information. But a lot of them read and sometimes post under ac.

Its registered/paid group are made up of shills(paid and non, usually political operatives), staff and ghost written accounts operated by staff(all operatives), and crazies(bible bunch)
Bill the Shill (OP)
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06/14/2010 10:19 PM
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I'd much rather be one of the watchers than one that is watched. So come on now all you gubmint recruiters, hire me and I know i'll do a bang up good job. You do know how to get ahold of me now don'tcha?
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06/14/2010 10:23 PM
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[link to www.knightsofcolumbus.com]
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[link to www.freemason.com]
Anonymous Coward
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06/14/2010 10:25 PM
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I'd much rather be one of the watchers than one that is watched. So come on now all you gubmint recruiters, hire me and I know i'll do a bang up good job. You do know how to get ahold of me now don'tcha?
 Quoting: Bill the Shill 994757



I thought this thread got deleted?
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06/14/2010 10:25 PM
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Don't call us.
We'll call you.
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06/14/2010 10:27 PM
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I'd much rather be one of the watchers than one that is watched. So come on now all you gubmint recruiters, hire me and I know i'll do a bang up good job. You do know how to get ahold of me now don'tcha?
 Quoting: Bill the Shill 994757

Who watches the watchers????
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06/14/2010 10:30 PM
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Our tax dollars are hard at work.

Well when the economy collapses, they will be out of a job.

Afterall, We are all in the same boat although they just have a smugness about their entitlements. How long will this last?

The tread "Dire Warning" spells it out, anyone left in USA is cannon fodder.
Bill the Shill (OP)
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06/14/2010 10:31 PM
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I thought this thread got deleted?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 941814


Still alive and kicking.

Oh yeah one more thing that you gubmint recruiters can take into account is that if you have anyone that you need me to tell on, I ain't afeared to do that. In fact I ain't afeared a nuttin.
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06/14/2010 10:33 PM

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Oh yeah one more thing that you gubmint recruiters can take into account is that if you have anyone that you need me to tell on, I ain't afeared to do that. In fact I ain't afeared a nuttin.
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You have a lot to learn.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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06/14/2010 10:35 PM
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I thought this thread got deleted?


Still alive and kicking.

Oh yeah one more thing that you gubmint recruiters can take into account is that if you have anyone that you need me to tell on, I ain't afeared to do that. In fact I ain't afeared a nuttin.
 Quoting: Bill the Shill 994757

afraid of being caught with your pants down.

No one likes a rat
Facts are stubborn things;
and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."

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Anonymous Coward
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06/14/2010 10:37 PM
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i got banned for a week or so for some things i posted were all controversial. it wasnt no bad links or anything bad just things that hit to close to the truth. ill probally be banned again but ill be back like always. im going to keep the good information in
Bill the Shill (OP)
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06/14/2010 10:39 PM
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I thought this thread got deleted?


Still alive and kicking.

Oh yeah one more thing that you gubmint recruiters can take into account is that if you have anyone that you need me to tell on, I ain't afeared to do that. In fact I ain't afeared a nuttin.

afraid of being caught with your pants down.

No one likes a rat
 Quoting: theDtrain


I'd much rather be a fat cat with a job than a skinny rat with nothing. Survival of the fittest.
theDtrain

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06/14/2010 10:41 PM
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I'd much rather be a fat cat with a job than a skinny rat with nothing. Survival of the fittest.
 Quoting: Bill the Shill 994757


LOL, this is not the side to be on; although normally I agree with you... However yhe world is coming apart at the seams. The side you want to be on is the wrong side.
Facts are stubborn things;
and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."

We can never shed our sins and regrets, only accumulate more, a burden that we grow and carry until our deaths. The best we can do is learn to live with ourselves, to accommodate our pasts
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/14/2010 10:46 PM
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i got banned for a week or so for some things i posted were all controversial. it wasnt no bad links or anything bad just things that hit to close to the truth. ill probally be banned again but ill be back like always. im going to keep the good information in
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 991078


BTDT. I've been banned a few times too.

I figure i'd be perfect for the job I seek because I have no prejudice in me whatsoever. I hate everyone equally.
Anonymous Coward
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06/14/2010 11:02 PM
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It's a religious position that the shills do out of ideology. They take a vow of poverty.
Anonymous Coward
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06/15/2010 12:52 AM
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...your local unemployment benefits office
Anonymous Coward
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06/15/2010 01:03 AM
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Re: I Wanna Be a Government Paid Shill...Where Do I Get an Application For Employment?
in its heydays,USSR had so many spies that nobody did useful work.Nobody wanted to work in farm or military.Spies got best food,cars n flats.They were treated better than military.So every brilliant russian wanted to be spy.Everybody spied on everybody.There were no secrets.Whatever you did in toilet or in bedroom became govt knowledge.
The volume of info became so large after russians started documenting american citizen's lives.This ruined their economy.
Anonymous Coward
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06/15/2010 01:06 AM
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in its heydays,USSR had so many spies that nobody did useful work.Nobody wanted to work in farm or military.Spies got best food,cars n flats.They were treated better than military.So every brilliant russian wanted to be spy.Everybody spied on everybody.There were no secrets.Whatever you did in toilet or in bedroom became govt knowledge.
The volume of info became so large after russians started documenting american citizen's lives.This ruined their economy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 902980

documenting every american's life to the minutest detail is going to crash USA economy.that's for sure.
Anonymous Coward
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06/15/2010 01:14 AM
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wuhfaint shill Any excuse to press the shill alert button
maryjaneshusband

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06/15/2010 01:15 AM
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You don't apply to be a shill. You are declared a shill by others...
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NWO_Enforcer
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06/15/2010 01:16 AM
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Dumb-Ass

You have already blown your chances----we like quiet boys!
Anonymous Coward
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06/15/2010 01:31 AM
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You don't apply to be a shill. You are declared a shill by others...
 Quoting: maryjaneshusband


I was declared to be a shill by a shill....so where is my paycheck for THAT! Geez...if I am that good at it...why havn't I been recruited yet?

Great minds....





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