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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 963446  United States06/28/2010 04:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So interesting, a second thread had to be created.... Alien abductors have asked him to probe them He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it He is left handed. . . . and right handed His organ donation card also lists his beard Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it still gets there Once he knew he dialed a wrong number, even though the man on the other end wouldn't admit it His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost... and you'd arrive at least 5 minutes early He's been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today, over six hundred thousand people live and work there. His shirts never wrinkle Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas His blood smells like cologne He once kissed a baby in a village outside of the province of Bandundu, and rid the entire continent of Malaria and Aids If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines When it's raining, it's because he is thinking about something sad Even his parrot's advice is insightful He can sign autographs in sign language His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards His charisma can be seen from space Most Interesting Man in the World gives you ADVICE in the following videos  *** BONUSES *** |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 982754 United States07/17/2010 10:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
~littlebird~
 User ID: 1039422  Switzerland07/17/2010 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So interesting, a second thread had to be created.... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 963446Alien abductors have asked him to probe them He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it He was the most interesting man in the world, and so i had to make him mine. After all, our fabled fates had long been foretold, and our very destinies deemed divine. Over 'time', Mr. Charming grew less interesting, though, with each & every day that passed. It seemed that Puck's mischievous magick must've changed my *mister-ee* man's form.. & per his 'bad' luck.. he had now been transformed into just another bad-Ass! Oh well, when seeking your other in another, if you wish to see only pure *perfection*, rather than....a mere 'mortal' man... whom you might later take pity on & scoff, then, NEVER, Do NOT, under any circumstances, EVER attempt to take your (reality-revising) *ROSE*-colored glasses OFF! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ But, if you do, then i tell you true: If the Rose be not in your tinted lens, but, instead, be within your HEART, my friend, then... ...  ...Because LOVE's 'rose' has fully bloomed, thereof, then any 'Fool' sent from 'heaven' above will be the One with whom you'll never Part because you'll *see* him through only 'eyes' of LOVE. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ He might not be the most interesting man this weary 'world' will ever see... but, who cares? ... as long as he is the most interesting guy 'in the world' to me! ???  ???The one i adore is always charming, sometimes alarming, and is one to die for... & that i  4Besides, he's PURPLE! N33d i say more?!? Cuz, as other kindred spirits have been known to say, "Where there's a VVILL, there's a way."  Last Edited by ~littlebird~ on 07/17/2010 02:55 PM "Just remember in the winter far beneath the bitter snows... lies the seed that with the sun's love, in the spring becomes the rose" |
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User ID: 830932 United States07/17/2010 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No, not again..... ....and whatever you do, DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK... no... don't do it... STOP!!!! I warned you.... [link to www.youtube.com] |
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