I'd like to marry Vince Vaughn

We can play motorboat

You want someone who dresses up like cowboy ?
So do I.

I would so crash a wedding with Vince Vaughn.

I want someone who knows how to laugh at life and roll with all the punches.

Cowboy, jogging suit, jeans and tee, whatever!

That's me. But so we're even, you'll have to let me do the motorboat thing on you, seeing as Vince was your first preference.

Pics or... you know the drill don't you?


I'm cool, attractive and batshit insane.

They're all insane. Cool and attractive is the best you can do.

Last Edited by Handle/Moniker2 on 06/30/2010 03:22 AM

That doesn't look promising either as I'm only a B cup [lol].

Alright here's another equation.

batshit insane = cool + attractive.

Last Edited by Emerald Isle on 06/30/2010 03:23 AM

That's cool, we don't have to do the motorboat. B cup is nice.

Are you saying batshit crazy is a bad thing?

No, it's awesome. It just depend what kind of craziness. I'm just not the paranoid/schizo kind of crazy (well, not too much).

Meet my buddy, Friedrich:


"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star."

If she's attractive and intelligent, she can throw things at me anytime.. part of the deal.

I'm crazy in the following ways -

I would crash a wedding.
Interested in activities like skydiving, dirtbikes, night fishing and spectator viewing of football and motorcross racing.

I've also got the girly side, too.

you can get crazier than that.
you need some creativity.
ok. for this i'm gonna need you to
gather some things together.

spandex wonder woman suit
life size elvis cutout
bottle of choice liquor
bad 80's hairdo
i voted for truman button
backpack full off bees
chihuahua with firemans hat
and little boots

when you get all these things let me
know so i can give you further instructions
to become certifiably crazy

Certifiable is the only way to get a Vince-man? WTF?

I agree totally. Skydiving, dirtbikes and night fishing absolutely don't qualify as crazy. I do kitesurf and snowboard and merely qualify that as sport.

At least by crashing a wedding, someone might call you a crazy bitch.



I'm crazy as in "if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."