* Iran unveils human-like robot - WTF? *

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Iran unveils human-like robot

Iran has developed a new human-like walking robot to be used in "sensitive jobs," government newspaper Iran reported on Sunday.

Soorena-2, named after an ancient Persian warrior, was unveiled by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Saturday. It is 1.45 metres (4.7 feet) tall and weighs 45 kilograms (99 pounds), the report said.

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However, a secret report reveals the special features as requested by Ahmadinejad himself:

Capable of beheading 3X faster than the average crazed human jihadist.
Plastic panels make cleanup a breeze!

Able to hurl rocks upon verbal command weighing up to 25 lbs at the weekend stoning of infidels.

Built-in compass always points to Mecca.

Secret compartment allows easy storage of snacks to cheat on Ramadan fasting when you get the mid-afternoon munchies.

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