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There is a loud cricket in my house.... Help! | |
| Rainbow Farmer
Offer Upgrade  User ID: 1064876  Canada08/11/2010 08:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Chawlee
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| Rainbow Farmer
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| Chawlee
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| BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742 United States08/11/2010 08:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get a frog or bearded dragon...My son feeds his frogs crickets and every now and then one will get dropped on the way to the cage...I can't stand the chirping...Sometimes if the frogs don't gobble all the crickets up I'll break their legs so that don't make noise...sorta gangster style... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1063609 Australia08/11/2010 08:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get a pencil. Sharpen it until the point is as sharp as a very sharp thing. Hold the pencil in your right hand. Bring the pencil up so the pointy end is in your ear. Bash the blunt end of the pencil so that the pointy end pierces your eardrum. Repeat for the left ear. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!1 |
| lobp
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| Rainbow Farmer
(OP) User ID: 1064876 Canada08/11/2010 08:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Use this to flush him out..............then  Great vid!! I don't know if this had an effect on the cricket, but my cats immediately went on high alert. You would think the cats would've got him by now... worthless bastards. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1062678  Puerto Rico08/11/2010 08:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When you get close, move other things out the way so you have a clear vision of it when it moves, then start moving the few remaining objects close to where it is hiding. Use a broom to get under things and scare it into moving. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1064935  India08/11/2010 09:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can anyone give me advise on how to get this guy? Every time I get close to finding him, he goes quiet. Quoting: Rainbow Farmerlast year when i was extremely tense,i couldn't sleep for almost 3 months.A cricket came into my room and sang.I kept him as pet for half an year. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 742489 United States08/11/2010 09:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can anyone give me advise on how to get this guy? Every time I get close to finding him, he goes quiet. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1064935last year when i was extremely tense,i couldn't sleep for almost 3 months.A cricket came into my room and sang.I kept him as pet for half an year. You were able to have a pet, while wearing your straightjacket ??  |
| check-mate User ID: 995101 United States08/11/2010 09:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1063609 Australia08/11/2010 09:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 835955 United States08/11/2010 09:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can anyone give me advise on how to get this guy? Every time I get close to finding him, he goes quiet. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1064935last year when i was extremely tense,i couldn't sleep for almost 3 months.A cricket came into my room and sang.I kept him as pet for half an year. I had several escape from being fed to pet reptiles over the years and noticed that they tend to hide underneath refrigerators. I also enjoyed the chirping as it reminded me of going camping. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1064935 India08/11/2010 09:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can anyone give me advise on how to get this guy? Every time I get close to finding him, he goes quiet. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 742489last year when i was extremely tense,i couldn't sleep for almost 3 months.A cricket came into my room and sang.I kept him as pet for half an year. You were able to have a pet, while wearing your straightjacket ?? ya and it helped me sleep well,really well |
| Rainbow Farmer
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| bre
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| Rainbow Farmer
(OP) User ID: 1064876 Canada08/11/2010 09:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get a pencil. Sharpen it until the point is as sharp as a very sharp thing. Hold the pencil in your right hand. Bring the pencil up so the pointy end is in your ear. Bash the blunt end of the pencil so that the pointy end pierces your eardrum. Repeat for the left ear. PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!1 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1063609This will be plan #2 if the shotgun thing doesn't work. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1064935 India08/11/2010 09:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Rainbow Farmer
(OP) User ID: 1064876 Canada08/11/2010 09:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1064253 Canada08/11/2010 10:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can anyone give me advise on how to get this guy? Every time I get close to finding him, he goes quiet. Quoting: check-mate 995101Feel honored, they bring good fortune. Try to catch it and put it outside, out of harms way. You will be blessed Yea those little fellas deserve respect as anything innocent and good. I never harm bugs , they are our little brothers , learning as we do. They are smart you know , when I meditate and stuff they come to me intrigued or look then fly away. Can't wait that those fucking illuminatis die so we can be free and speak with animals and them. |
| BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742 United States08/11/2010 10:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wonder what crickets taste like? If I get good at catching them, may be a good source of protien. Quoting: Rainbow FarmerDon't know, but Fat Bastard and Mini Me, my son's two frogs don't like the black crickets I sometimes catch in the basement, but they love the ones we get at the bait shop...fish are the same way, the black ones must taste like shit... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea: |
| Tracy
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