WElcome to GLP Burger! New fast food chain! Franchise oppurtunity!

beth and stevie work there, LULZ?

Enjoy a tasty burger with a side of MEGA DOOM! Why not crunch on our crispy grease fries, while being converted to the New Jerusalem calendar? Fresh Fruit is always available at our salad bar, 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Happy meals? No! Fuck that.. We offer Paranoia meals for your precious little ones... each one comes with cyanide pill and an Asteroid target. Come on in, the first shake is on us.

Enjoy a tasty burger with a side of MEGA DOOM! Why not crunch on our crispy grease fries, while being converted to the New Jerusalem calendar? Fresh Fruit is always available at our salad bar, 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Happy meals? No! Fuck that.. We offer Paranoia meals for your precious little ones... each one comes with cyanide pill and an Asteroid target. Come on in, the first shake is on us.


...and when could we expect that?

What's for dessert? GOM Mud Pies? Nibiru Nut Clusters? Is there a special all-you-can-eat bar for only $20.12? Will Reptilian Roller-girls serve me at my car?

What's for dessert? GOM Mud Pies? Nibiru Nut Clusters? Is there a special all-you-can-eat bar for only $20.12? Will Reptilian Roller-girls serve me at my car?

WE got a thinker on board.. I was thinking at bare minimum Dead Deep Fried Oysters on White bread Bun... With free large beverage of choice.

Enjoy a tasty burger with a side of MEGA DOOM! Why not crunch on our crispy grease fries, while being converted to the New Jerusalem calendar? Fresh Fruit is always available at our salad bar, 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Happy meals? No! Fuck that.. We offer Paranoia meals for your precious little ones... each one comes with cyanide pill and an Asteroid target. Come on in, the first shake is on us.

Have you tried the lamb burger with soilent green cheese? OMG!! Its to die for!

A few months ago Trinity said this place would be for the chosen few.
Even has a poll of they should get bigger and wanted to say not a great idea.

is drive thru available.??

A few months ago Trinity said this place would be for the chosen few.
Even has a poll of they should get bigger and wanted to say not a great idea.



will this ever end...? I am sorry Trinity.
:goddess kiss:

A few months ago Trinity said this place would be for the chosen few.
Even has a poll of they should get bigger and wanted to say not a great idea.



will this ever end...? I am sorry Trinity.
:goddess kiss:

is drive thru available.??


Hi My Name is Candy. Please, can I take your order?

is drive thru available.??

A few months ago Trinity said this place would be for the chosen few.
Even has a poll of they should get bigger and wanted to say not a great idea.



will this ever end...? I am sorry Trinity.
:goddess kiss:



holy shit, you are fucking hot!!!

is drive thru available.??

And internet orders. WE DELIVER!

Enjoy a tasty burger with a side of MEGA DOOM! Why not crunch on our crispy grease fries, while being converted to the New Jerusalem calendar? Fresh Fruit is always available at our salad bar, 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Happy meals? No! Fuck that.. We offer Paranoia meals for your precious little ones... each one comes with cyanide pill and an Asteroid target. Come on in, the first shake is on us.

is drive thru available.??

And internet orders. WE DELIVER!

welcome to glpburger home of the glpburger may i take ya order!