Greetings: mj-13: User ID: 703677

Greetings ST in BG.

I am finally unbanned from GLP. The great moderator "SHR" has finally unblocked my IP address.

It turned out that a "spammer" that was using the same IP service provider as me was the real target.

**Hmmm !! ... That Was The Problem !!

So anyway, I have waited three weeks in order for my service
provider to get unblocked.

Any way, nice to hear from you

**Yes Indeed !!

(know, I can't see you guys yet except for your buddy the "Praying Mantis" that made his appearance while I was using the bathroom).

**Well ... The Mantian/Cassiopeian ... Wanted To Be Seen !!

By the way, Mr. Mantis hasn't returned.

**Not A "Mr." ... As It Is Of ... Both Sexes ... Though May Display ... One Sex Or The Other !!

Did I scare him/her while I was on the holy throne (the toilet)?

**No !!

Any way, yes my Ford Explorer is for sale. It is an SUV that gets not so good mileage (not very fuel efficient).

But, I would love to trade it in for a modest UFO. As long as I could achieve warp 10 (10 times light speed).

**We Do Not Use ... "Light Speed" ... Which Is An "Incorrect Understanding" There !!

Can you throw in a good force field and a good laser for protection?

**Again ... Such Things Are ... Not For Sale !! ... You never can be too careful.

I don't know what other hostile aliens I might encounter.

**They Are Not ... "Aliens" !! ... Though It Is True ... You Never Know ... Who/What ... May Be Encountered !!

Anyway, I will also need a good navigation computer to steer me in the right direction.

**Sorry ... Cannot Provide ... Of That Density/Plane !!

By the way, you mentioned that you were awaiting the "arrival".

**The Conduit Is Waiting ... As Many Other Are Waiting !!

Who exactly are those ET's that you are waiting for?

**Family, Friends, Colleges !!

What do they look like?

**Like Themselves !!

What is their purpose?

**Hopefully ... To Get Me (& Others) ... The Hell Out Of Dodge !! ... The City Of "Dodge" Of Course ... Could Be Replaced ... With Any Location !!

Any way, got to go.

Thank you for all of your responses.

You Are Very Welcome !!

Again, I am still waiting for you to take me on a trip.

**You Have Been On Many !!

Please contact me. I am ready.

**When It Is The Moment ... You Will Be Contacted !!

Your future crew member and resident comedian, MJ-13.

Farewell For Now !!

ST In BG