The Troll Rhapsody

Troll Rhapsody

Is that a real post?
This must be just fantasy.
Caught in a thread flood
No escape from the trolling spree

Open your browser
The trolls getting louder, please

I'm just a poor troll (Poor troll),
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the thread goes
Doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just killed a thread
Posted a picture of Hitler's Head
Godwined it and now it's dead
Mama, the thread had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
I want to make it die
If it's not locked tight by this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, this thread is done
Sends electrons down my line
Brain is aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody
The thread has got to go
The troll will leave you all behind 'cuz it's a douche
Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the thread goes)
This thread don't wanna die
Sometimes wish it'd never been born at all

[Guitar Solo]

I see a little silhouette of a troll
Meta-whoosh, Meta-whoosh, he didn't get it at all
Politics, Religion, can't believe I fed him! Sheesh!
(Hitler Stalin) Obama Palin (Global Warming) I'm Just Sayin', Do not feed the little troll!
Magnifico-o-o-o-o
I'm just a poor troll nobody loves me
He's just a poor troll check his facebook page and see
He's made this thread into another travesty

Easy come, easy go, will you let me troll?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you troll
Let him troll
Bismillah! We will not let you troll
Let him troll
Bismillah! We will not let you troll
Let me troll (Will not let you troll)
Let me troll (Will not let you troll) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me troll, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me troll
The Sysadmin has a banning put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can troll me and spit in my eye
So you think you can troll me and leave me to die
Oh, douchebag, can't do this to me, douchebag
You just get out, just gotta get right outta here

[Guitar Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Trolls don't really matter
Anyone can see
Trolls don't really matter
Trolls don't really matter to me

Any way the thread goes...