The Mailbox

see what i mean!!!

Grandma Death,
oooooo, the old mailbox is too rusty to try to put mail in, it may fall apart if i try to fix it. planted a bunch of morning glories at the base of the post and now the mailman won´t bring mail here because the bees took it all over. honey is good though.

Honey is used in time travel you know Sal.

If you´re planning on honey during peak time travel season -- in June or July, for example -- your honey experience may not be the best.

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Frank JR.!!!!!!!!!!

honey in time travel?? all i know is i have a good supply. beeswax makes great candles.

Candles cause honey displacement also in the time string loops of course as any 10th grader should know!

well, it will have to be displaced then i guess. not planning on traveling any time soon anyway. you traveling?

We don´t have mailboxes, we have letterboxes, which aren´t actually boxes, just flaps in front doors.

But we have to walk to the postbox to post our letters.

Well, yes i added some TTH to my vodka this morning and so far i have been way back but only as far as the Time Travel Honey lasts. Bring a measuring spoon for accurate trips!

When death wispered in his ear, what did she really say?

Everyone dies alone!

I´ll be driving by later with my bat to fix your mailbox!

Don´t bring your wife!

She really said " You haven´t sent it yet"

Honey is primarily composed of fructose, glucose and water. It also contains other sugars as well trace enzymes, minerals, vitamins and tachyonino acids.

3282,
that´s okay, since the last time you were here, i plastered the thing in deep cement. should be enough to wake you up a bit.



rrick,
last time all i heard was angels...and a voice that said: "not yet."

Grandma Death,
i´ve got some very nice artifacts here...lots of good arrowheads.

Grandma Death,
"Honey is primarily composed of fructose, glucose and water. It also contains other sugars as well trace enzymes, minerals, vitamins and tachyonino acids."

and here all the time, i simply loved the taste...although too much eaten gives a horrid tummyache.

And honey is regurgitated stomach contents for the Honey Bees. In other words, FROW UP!

Who has time to write anymore? People usually send email.. not that I ever get any mind you.

Grandma Death,
i´ve got some very nice artifacts here...lots of good arrowheads.

Sharp and pointy no doubt.........>

sammie,
ewe. oh well, still like it.

136,
oh brudder. i live on/near/around/about/close to/ native sioux land so there are many artifacts to be found.

Don´t you hate walking across the road to get your mail? There is never anything there!

... come on now... I know there´s stuff in your box at times, and the walking is most gooder for ya too.
(come along with me and I´ll even let ya carry me mail bag, lol)

I just bought a new mailbox. I do not want a new one. The easy solution would be to write up people with old ugly mailboxes and make them repair or replace them.

... gooder for you, and I hope it´s gooder mailbox too. We can´t write up any old and/or ugly mailboxes. The only time we can do anything about someone´s box is if we cannot deliver their mail.

Why do they let old people who don´t have a clue what they are talking about have mailboxes?

... cuz they still have the right to get their mail, and don´t ya know.
(and most sad to say too, but many of them older folks get hooked on all that ´Publisher´s Clearing House´ kinda crap... and ouch!)

We seldom leave outgoing mail in the mailbox.

... gooder for you here too, lol... I wish more folks would do the same, and cuz after all, walking mail carriers are trying to lighten theirs pack-loads, not add to them, lol.

We use to put mail in our box for outgoing with the flag but stopped for the reason that noone wrote back..

... I suggest trying other outlets then... or... expand upon yourself and your world a tad bit.

w/luv,
just me
(the gooderboy mailman)

It is my firmly held conviction that mailboxes attract snowplows.

I have lived in the same place for several years.
We have owned several different types of mailboxes. We have installed them in a variety of ways. All totally fruitless.

Every winter, first plowable fall, my box is at an angle. Once the box went down in a really big snowfall, and the mail therein was discovered along the ditch the next spring. Unfortunately, it is illegal to mount the box on something really permanent, like a poured concrete block, or a really BIG boulder, because that might damage the plow. (I was favoring the idea of explosives for a while)

What this means is that I pay Federal taxes for services I am unable to receive (home delivery), town taxes for the salary of the idiot that smacks my box down, and have to rent a box in town, and pay for a new box every year. This is getting expensive....

Not to mention the fact that UPS can never find my house, even though it is on the road in plain view, and they deliver to my neighbors every week. Because our address said Rural Route #X for years, they UPS maintains that it is not a home address, and they do not deliver to post boxes.

They have me coming and going....

Sorry to hear about them snow plows, and ugh!

"What this means is that I pay Federal taxes for services I am unable to receive (home delivery), town taxes for the salary of the idiot that smacks my box down, and have to rent a box in town, and pay for a new box every year. This is getting expensive...."

... no, ya don´t pay any Federal Taxes for your mail delivery. Our only connection "now" with the U.S. Gov´t is that we are in the Constitution (which basicly means that we cannot, and under any circumstances, go on strike)... and as in ´the mail must go through´.

If your box is down then you shouldn´t have to rent a box in town. They should just hold it for you... and just like when ya go on vacation, or are Snowbirding, or out of town for a couple of days... and until you get your new box up. There should be no prob with that one a´tall... it´s them dang plowers, lol.


Not to mention the fact that UPS can never find my house, even though it is on the road in plain view, and they deliver to my neighbors every week. Because our address said Rural Route #X for years, they UPS maintains that it is not a home address, and they do not deliver to post boxes.

... this shouldn´t be happening either. We (USPS) now have a deal with UPS that covers that one... check with your P.O.... and cuz we get loads of UPS packages (mostly rural routes too) that we deliver.
(in exchange the USPS also uses their planes)

w/luv,
just me