W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans

Users Online Now: 1,168 (Who's On?)	Visitors Today: 263,578
Pageviews Today: 435,287	Threads Today: 129	Posts Today: 2,164
04:40 AM

Page 1 Bottom Search Replies Previous Page Next Page
Search Terms: Highlight Matches
W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans
Rainbow Farmer Offer Upgrade User ID: 1124852 Canada 10/09/2010 03:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans OK, bear with me here, I'm still a little shaken from this departure from reality. I am 46 yrs. old and I have been eating Van Camp's Pork-n-Beans for my whole life. And for my whole life I've never opened a can without being greeted by a small cube of fat (i.e. the pork) floating on top, sometimes two. However, moments ago I decided to make a delicious bowl of beanie-weenies and was shocked to see that there was no fat cube in the can. How can I go on? Should I lodge a formal complaint or seek litigation? Have those damned Muslims overtaken the good folks at Van Camp's?? Is Obama behind this? Is there a "No pork in the beans" clause hidden within the Healthcare bill? People!! I feel this is a call to arms!!

Oconomowoc User ID: 832032 Canada 10/09/2010 03:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Sorry, I was hungry
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1124756 United States 10/09/2010 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1124842 Portugal 10/09/2010 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Worry about eating that stuff, not about that stuff not complying with your expectation.
Taz User ID: 849986 United States 10/09/2010 03:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans
DNAprototype User ID: 955590 United States 10/09/2010 03:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Same thing happened to me, mine were store brand. I was making some smoked beans and always see the nasty looking fat chunks floating in the top of the can, no chunks this time.

Phennommennonn Forum Administrator User ID: 1034196 United States 10/09/2010 03:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans OK, bear with me here, I'm still a little shaken from this departure from reality. I am 46 yrs. old and I have been eating Van Camp's Pork-n-Beans for my whole life. And for my whole life I've never opened a can without being greeted by a small cube of fat (i.e. the pork) floating on top, sometimes two. However, moments ago I decided to make a delicious bowl of beanie-weenies and was shocked to see that there was no fat cube in the can. How can I go on? Should I lodge a formal complaint or seek litigation? Have those damned Muslims overtaken the good folks at Van Camp's?? Is Obama behind this? Is there a "No pork in the beans" clause hidden within the Healthcare bill? People!! I feel this is a call to arms!! Quoting: Rainbow Farmer make ur own Op...its cheaper, and tastier. political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1100445 United States 10/09/2010 03:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans ahh, beans. The musical fruit.
Rainbow Farmer (OP) User ID: 1124852 Canada 10/09/2010 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Same thing happened to me, mine were store brand. I was making some smoked beans and always see the nasty looking fat chunks floating in the top of the can, no chunks this time. Quoting: DNAprototype First they take our retirement funds, then our houses.... now our chunks of bean fat. I don't know whether to shit or go blind... I guess I'll close one eye and poot.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1124855 United Kingdom 10/09/2010 03:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans make ur own Op...its cheaper, and tastier. Quoting: Phennommennonn How in the blue hell do you get the pig into the can?
Taz User ID: 849986 United States 10/09/2010 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans make ur own Op...its cheaper, and tastier. How in the blue hell do you get the pig into the can? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1124855 Crisco !

Anonymous Coward User ID: 461622 United States 10/09/2010 03:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Oink!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 461622 United States 10/09/2010 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans
DNAprototype User ID: 955590 United States 10/09/2010 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans First they take our retirement funds, then our houses.... now our chunks of bean fat. I don't know whether to shit or go blind... I guess I'll close one eye and poot. Quoting: Rainbow Farmer
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1071046 United States 10/09/2010 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Did you call 911 yet?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1124879 United States 10/09/2010 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Kosher beans. Compliments of our Jewish and Muslim friends.

Rainbow Farmer (OP) User ID: 1124852 Canada 10/09/2010 03:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Did you call 911 yet? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1071046 No.... actually it's not really a big deal, I usually just pick the fat cube out of the can and feed it to the cat... the cat's a little bummed, but we negotiated and he settled for a piece of hot dog.
enrico suave User ID: 1122607 United States 10/09/2010 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans NO NO NO YOU GOT THE PORKING WHEN YOU BOUGHT THAT OVERPRICED CAN O CRAP SO RELAX.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1086168 United States 10/09/2010 04:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Most definitely lodge a complaint! Don't let them get by with that...
Rainbow Farmer (OP) User ID: 1124852 Canada 10/09/2010 04:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans NO NO NO YOU GOT THE PORKING WHEN YOU BOUGHT THAT OVERPRICED CAN O CRAP SO RELAX. Quoting: enrico suave 1122607 The caps lock is annoying. The lack of punctuation... unforgivable. Last Edited by Rainbow Farmer on 10/09/2010 04:13 PM
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1124636 Canada 10/09/2010 04:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans They bless the beans in the vat by waving the holy pork rind over it and adding some sacred swine juice to the broth these days. The pork fat cube is like the sacrament.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1086168 United States 10/09/2010 04:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Maybe a class action lawsuit...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 960208 United States 10/09/2010 04:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Same thing happened to me, mine were store brand. I was making some smoked beans and always see the nasty looking fat chunks floating in the top of the can, no chunks this time. First they take our retirement funds, then our houses.... now our chunks of bean fat. I don't know whether to shit or go blind... I guess I'll close one eye and poot. Quoting: Rainbow Farmer Here, have a puppeh: :kimpuppy:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1124756 United States 10/09/2010 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Yipeeee.., I just opened a can of pork & beans with two pieces of pork!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 960208 United States 10/09/2010 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Yipeeee.., I just opened a can of pork & beans with two pieces of pork! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1124756 THIEF!! PORK THIEF!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1124879 United States 10/09/2010 04:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans Yipeeee.., I just opened a can of pork & beans with two pieces of pork! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1124756 You got the OP's pork.

weegie User ID: 1119643 United Kingdom 10/09/2010 08:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans It's probably related to the muslims somehow.
Page 1 Top Previous Page Next Page

Related Threads

Join Now, Free! (& No Ads!) Forgot Your Password?
Email	Password	Remember

1	Van Camps pork and beans. Where's the pork?	06/15/18
2	Why is that Pork and Beans only has one pork?!?!?!	06/30/13
3	Pork fat in refried beans makes me look more piggish	11/11/09
4	Strange Craving For Pork And Beans	04/30/09
5	Pork and Beans excellent survival food	03/21/09
6	Pork N Beans or Baked Beans?	10/20/10
7	What brand of PORK n BEANS tastes best ?? and....	01/05/12
8	2 am Pork Burritos n Beans n Rice w Chips And Jalapeno Cheese Dip ... Mucho Gracias Chicos	11/10/22
9	I FEEL LIKE ALEX SHONES WITH a LARGE CAMPFIRE KETTLE FULL OF PORK AND BEANS LIKE CHRISTOPHER LLOYD HAD IN DENNIS THE MENNIS	01/13/22
10	Im having pork chops with shake and bake, string beans with bavarian spatzel and smashed taters	01/12/20

Rate this Thread

W.T.F.!! No Pork in my Pork-n-Beans