EQ WARNING !!!! My Pet Rock is lethargic and unresponsive...

I'm wondering if this ailment could be respiratory in nature...has his voice been particularly gravelly lately?

My pet rock just told me he was gay. He expects me to move him to the other side of the garden. I'm hesitant... I like him closer to me... Am I gay?

My pet rock just told me he was gay. He expects me to move him to the other side of the garden. I'm hesitant... I like him closer to me... Am I gay?



...coming out of the quarry is always a trying time...

My pet rock just told me he was gay. He expects me to move him to the other side of the garden. I'm hesitant... I like him closer to me... Am I gay?



...coming out of the quarry is always a trying time...

You're right...you rock!

My rock is throwing up shapes.

[link to www.mysteries-of-the-world.com]

Well, My rock and I are back from the geologist and it looks like the rock is gonna pull through. However I am disturbed by by something the geologist said to me... when I presented the rock for examination, he called me an idiot then he told me to sober-up and quit wasting his time. I thought this was very unprofessional, but I appreciate all the support that my rock and I have recieved here.

Well, My rock and I are back from the geologist and it looks like the rock is gonna pull through. However I am disturbed by by something the geologist said to me... when I presented the rock for examination, he called me an idiot then he told me to sober-up and quit wasting his time. I thought this was very unprofessional, but I appreciate all the support that my rock and I have recieved here.



...you should have been boulder and punched that jerk of a geologist.

rub with KY until hard......then...

rub with KY until hard......then...



What does Kentucky have to do with this?

Well, My rock and I are back from the geologist and it looks like the rock is gonna pull through. However I am disturbed by by something the geologist said to me... when I presented the rock for examination, he called me an idiot then he told me to sober-up and quit wasting his time. I thought this was very unprofessional, but I appreciate all the support that my rock and I have recieved here.



...you should have been boulder and punched that jerk of a geologist.





Well, to be fair, I was quite drunk.

rub with KY until hard......then...



What does Kentucky have to do with this?

this thread should start over on a clean slate...

...I'm calling it a night, but I'll check back 1st
thing in the morning.

Hubbeh & I are gonna curl up with a bowl of popcorn and watch movies...I think "Rocky" is on...

...I'm calling it a night, but I'll check back 1st
thing in the morning.

Hubbeh & I are gonna curl up with a bowl of popcorn and watch movies...I think "Rocky" is on...




'Night y'all, thanks for playing!

...I'm calling it a night, but I'll check back 1st
thing in the morning.

Hubbeh & I are gonna curl up with a bowl of popcorn and watch movies...I think "Rocky" is on...




'Night y'all, thanks for playing!

Eh. OP's pet rock wasn't "lethargic and unresponsive"...

It was just stoned.

WATCH THE F'ING VIDEO OP AND LEARN A THING OR 2 ABOUT YOUR PET!