EQ WARNING !!!! My Pet Rock is lethargic and unresponsive...

...and then take it to a sauna to meet others.... I hear the rocks are VERY hot there.

Not to skarn you publicly, but it sounds like you've lost your marbles talking about your pet rock.

Don't tell me... vodka on the rocks?

So you think the OP is off his rocker huh?

Back atcha...
We surely needed a good laugh... doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out, eh?

Re: EQ WARNING !!!! My Pet Rock is lethargic and unresponsive...


Thats understandable. How would you feel if your parents were breaking up?

Has he had his shots? Has he been vulcanaded yet?

...maybe a lullaby will help:

Your gargantuan puppeh survived the storm last nite.

Couldnt answer ya,lost power.

But he's fine.

Yay!!!


***for everyone else on the thread, Chawlee experienced some crazy-dangerous weather yesterday...

his home & yard were totally pelted by & covered with...wait for it...


HAIL STONES.

Thread: My yard is almost totally white,from hail

how is rocky Jr doing today?

He is feeling a little better, he is getting eager for Halloween. My rock loves to go out Trick-or-Treating, but not sure of the costume for this year.... last year he went as a chunk of petrified wood. Any suggestions?

I heard it woke up with a chip on its shoulder.

Have you tried singing lullabies to it?

Perhaps, "rock-a-bye baby?"

Also, I have heard that fast music helps too.

Perhaps, some good old fashioned rock & roll?

maybe is you read him about this amazing sailing stones he can get inspired

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

The sailing stones, also known as sliding rocks and moving rocks, are a geological phenomenon where rocks move in long tracks along a smooth valley floor without human or animal intervention. They have been recorded and studied in a number of places around Racetrack Playa, Death Valley, where the number and length of travel grooves are notable. The force behind their movement is not understood and is the subject of research.

Racetrack stones only move every two or three years and most tracks develop over three or four years. Stones with rough bottoms leave straight striated tracks while those with smooth bottoms wander. Stones sometimes turn over, exposing another edge to the ground and leaving a different track in the stone's wake.

Sliding rock trails fluctuate in direction and length. Some rocks which start next to each other start out traveling parallel, but one may abruptly change direction to the left, right, or even back the direction it came from. Length also varies because two similarly sized and shaped rocks could travel uniformly, then one could burst ahead or stop dead in its track.

The stones are rarely transported and no one has witnessed their movement, so the speeds at which the rocks travel are unknown.

Yes incase your pet rock rolls away you had better have it chipped.

Hey-ooooooo!!!!


<<<<<< me, loving this thread to pieces

My pet rock is terrified of Halloween ever since he saw a dude wearing a mask & wielding a pickaxe...

...scared my poor lil' rock so badly that he was shittin' bricks (or, at the very least, the precursors to bricks)...then, he built a fortress outta those bricks (see below):

Oh gee, acadian.... I hear ya tho! That's a gem of a fortress your little guy . built ~

On and aside.... you know what's weird??? I got my little guy a Fossil watch 'n he still doesn't know the time o' day.... go figure!
<<sigh>>

Your rock being "lethargic and unresponsive" should not cause you undue concern. Like most Americans, rocks tend to lead sedimentary lives.

However, if you remain concerned, I suggest you give him or her a little exercise on one of these:

OP do your rock have aversion to metal!!?

And do the miners pick on her a lot!!?