We don't get chemtrails here in New Zealand.

There are some who will say that we do, but they are just aping what is said on these conspiracy sites... "parallel lines and crosses... soon the sky is covered in a milky haze... unmarked white planes... going ballistic today..." you know the script. Some of the commentators are avoiding the word "chemtrails" and are just saying "trails", or making reference to aerosols and geoengineering. This seems to be the fashionable trend now.

All the lines are on either domestic or international air routes, and some aircraft have been identified with the livery of well known airlines.
Both the short and long trails have been seen and everybody knows that they are contrails - condensed and frozen water vapour.
Soil and water tests have revealed nothing out or the ordinary.