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Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do.
Hitndahedfred Offer Upgrade User ID: 826012 United States 10/27/2010 12:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! --Jimmy Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman =========================================================== And: Great Orators of the Democrat Party... "One man with courage makes a majority." -Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." -Franklin D. Roosevelt "The buck stops here." -Harry S. Truman "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." -John F. Kennedy ========================================================== And, from today's genius Democrats... "It depends what your definition of 'Is' is?'' -Bill Clinton "Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." -John Edwards "I invented the Internet." - Al Gore "The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass." -Joe Biden "America is - is no longer, uh, what it - it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was - uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children." -Barack Obama "I have campaigned in all 57 states." -Barack Obama(Quoted 2008) "You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." -Nancy Pelosi(Quoted 2006) "Paying taxes is voluntary." -Sen. Harry Reid "Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." -Hillary Clinton(Quoted 1998) And the most recent gem of wisdom comes from the "Mother Moron" herself: "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010) HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE - TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY? ''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.''-John Wayne Each time a person stands for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he or she sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. Few are willing to embrace the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential vital quality for those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change. [Robert F. Kennedy] [link to www.stricklychopped.com] [link to www.ghi-engrs.com]

New Age Messiah User ID: 782948 United States 10/27/2010 12:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. "Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." -Hillary Clinton(Quoted 1998) Quoting: Hitndahedfred Awesome thread... Hillary is lying about everything...
New Age Messiah User ID: 782948 United States 10/27/2010 12:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do.
Hitndahedfred (OP) User ID: 826012 United States 10/27/2010 12:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. I just hope everyone here has a sense of humor as bad as mine. Each time a person stands for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he or she sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. Few are willing to embrace the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential vital quality for those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change. [Robert F. Kennedy] [link to www.stricklychopped.com] [link to www.ghi-engrs.com]

cmv User ID: 1085273 United States 10/27/2010 01:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. wow, the democrats really say shit like that, what a bunch of infiltrons!! ...
Hitndahedfred (OP) User ID: 826012 United States 10/27/2010 01:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. I was really hoping for a few more chuckles and razzing. Oh well.. enjoy Each time a person stands for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he or she sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. Few are willing to embrace the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential vital quality for those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change. [Robert F. Kennedy] [link to www.stricklychopped.com] [link to www.ghi-engrs.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1142050 United States 10/27/2010 01:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. A people gets the government they deserve.

BRIEF AND TO THE POINT User ID: 381742 United States 10/27/2010 01:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. Great Orators of the Democrat Party... "One man with courage makes a majority." -Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." -Franklin D. Roosevelt "The buck stops here." -Harry S. Truman "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." -John F. Kennedy These are the old school Democrats, obviously...before the the party got hijacked by the Socialists...today they would be considered Republicans... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1081323 United States 10/27/2010 01:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. My favorite... Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! --Jimmy Fallon
um User ID: 9313 United States 10/27/2010 01:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. Am I still banned??

New Age Messiah User ID: 782948 United States 10/27/2010 01:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. I was really hoping for a few more chuckles and razzing. Oh well.. enjoy Quoting: Hitndahedfred If you posted your favorite first, and only your favorite, and then added some more as the replies came in... That way it's a conversation, instead of a monologue...
umm User ID: 9313 United States 10/27/2010 02:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. Am I still banned?? Quoting: um 9313 Well wtf.. I was banned for a week for posting nothing, apparently. carry on.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 901004 United States 10/27/2010 02:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. Not a laughing matter when pop culture is being used to allow these crooks to get away with what they do. Send the corporate funded Jesters out and make them laugh it off. Sorry to be a bucket of cold water, but that's how it is. ------
Hitndahedfred (OP) User ID: 826012 United States 10/27/2010 02:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. I was really hoping for a few more chuckles and razzing. Oh well.. enjoy If you posted your favorite first, and only your favorite, and then added some more as the replies came in... That way it's a conversation, instead of a monologue... Quoting: New Age Messiah =========================================== Hrmmm , Never thought of like that. Thx for the tip Each time a person stands for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he or she sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. Few are willing to embrace the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential vital quality for those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change. [Robert F. Kennedy] [link to www.stricklychopped.com] [link to www.ghi-engrs.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9313 United States 10/27/2010 02:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. Am I still banned?? Well wtf.. I was banned for a week for posting nothing, apparently. carry on. Quoting: umm 9313 And why is my id number so low?
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT User ID: 381742 United States 10/27/2010 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. Am I still banned?? Well wtf.. I was banned for a week for posting nothing, apparently. carry on. Quoting: umm 9313 Well, you're still ugly...that's gotta be worth something... Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea:
Kanan User ID: 940777 United States 10/27/2010 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. i thought it was funny... just one question though, wasn't the democratic party started by FDR? Or One of the Roosevelts? If so Andrew Jackson wouldn't be a democrat, no? Just wondering..
Hitndahedfred (OP) User ID: 1144083 United States 10/27/2010 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Passing along some humor,,,, I hope ya'all like it as much as I do. For the night shift. Each time a person stands for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he or she sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. Few are willing to embrace the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential vital quality for those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change. [Robert F. Kennedy] [link to www.stricklychopped.com] [link to www.ghi-engrs.com]
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