Because of the UFO Hunters Show I found out Eric Clapton is my biological father

You know when we are afriad of sharing our life journey with each other for fear of ridicule and whatnot, then we havve learned very little.

This is what transpired as a result of the medical testing the History Channel had done to me and this was the result.

If you can't believe it and doubt me then that is more telling of your own character.

If you can't believe it and doubt me then that is more telling of your own character.

Wow that is bizarre that you seem to have inherited the guitar playing in your blood. I know I am reading something on an internet forum but that is trippy!

Are you going to contact him and tell him? He did lose his son when he was three as I remember-a terrible tragedy. Maybe he would be glad to meet you. What kind of blood does your mom have? Does she see ufos?

Whoa! Does Eric Clapton have ufo contact too?


My Mother is 4th Generation Seneca Indian also in PA I believe. She does not see UFO's that I know of.

I have no idea how to contact Eric.

Yes, Eric lost his 3 year old son.

Eric told my mother many things which seem to me Eric is very in touch with higher forces, I can't get into that anymore other than telling you one thing that my Biological mother told me, That is Eric had a Gaurdian from the Illuminati from childhood and this guy was pure Evil and Eric would try and fight back because they would make him take part in rituals and whatnot that he wanted nothing to do with. She said this gaurdian showed her cut mark scars where Eric attacked him with a pocket knife trying to fight back, all I can tell you is it sounded like these Illuminati people made Eric partake in some very "Eyes Wide Shut" movie kinda stuff and he wanted nothing to do with it.


An Illuminati Guardian! So I guess that person is still around being a Guardian. Wouldn't such a person want to keep track of all Clapton's biological children? Maybe you are the only one or maybe not. Seems you should contact him. Maybe they will arrange it now that you have announced it on the internet.

Your life is a crazy story Michael.
Peace

Fucking crazy world is it not?

Yes, Now that Eric has grown his hair out longer, we look very simular even though he is much thinner than me.

We just want to know, can you shred on guitar?

That's the ONLY thing about your lineage that might help us believe you?

(And if you don't play, you better start.)

I was personally selected by Grammy award winner Steve VAi as the winner of the Steve VAi/Ibanez guitar challenge.

I was then offered by Joe Satriani a Peavey JSX joe Satriani amplifier and guitar endorsement deal.

Here is a recent performance with a life long hero DAN Reed of the Dan Reed Network

Wow.
Have you ever heard of privacy.

IF this shit you are spouting is true - why the fuck would you talk about it on GLP?

Eric Clapton has a right to privacy.
Damn!

You really need to learn to keep your mouth shut at times.

and guitar endorsement deal.

Wow.
Have you ever heard of privacy.

IF this shit you are spouting is true - why the fuck would you talk about it on GLP?

Eric Clapton has a right to privacy.
Damn!

You really need to learn to keep your mouth shut at times.


Why shouldn't I talk about it?

What is is

Yes, Now that Eric has grown his hair out longer, we look very simular even though he is much thinner than me.

For once I agree with you ... MUCH thinner fatso. You should live your father example and get a bit into shape.

That German poster is a shill and just follows me around on all my threads telling me how fat I am

Sad really.

And that is why I ignore him as well.

That German poster is a shill and just follows me around on all my threads telling me how fat I am

Sad really.

And that is why I ignore him as well.


Yes, I've noticed this as well. Pretty bizarre.

Yes, I've noticed this as well. Pretty bizarre.

Ya, Aint it?

Ya, Aint it?

You know I get paid for it Mikey ... that's why I never sleep ... there is more than one "me". Or do you honestly think I can stay up 24/7 following your around on the net ? Think about it ... there must be more than one me.

Ya, Aint it?

You know I get paid for it Mikey ... that's why I never sleep ... there is more than one "me". Or do you honestly think I can stay up 24/7 following your around on the net ? Think about it ... there must be more than one me.

why do you/they target me?

I'm not trolling you cuz yr fat.
I just think Eric Clapton has a right to privacy and you are invading it by printing this shit out there.

Seriously. Sometimes you just need to keep your big mouth shut.

Contact HIM.
Be cool. Don't be spreading someone's personal information across the internet.

YOUR BEHAVIOR IS SOOOO NOT COOl.

Ya, Aint it?

You know I get paid for it Mikey ... that's why I never sleep ... there is more than one "me". Or do you honestly think I can stay up 24/7 following your around on the net ? Think about it ... there must be more than one me.

why do you/they target me?

Because you're fat.

I'm not trolling you cuz yr fat.
I just think Eric Clapton has a right to privacy and you are invading it by printing this shit out there.

Seriously. Sometimes you just need to keep your big mouth shut.

Contact HIM.
Be cool. Don't be spreading someone's personal information across the internet.

YOUR BEHAVIOR IS SOOOO NOT COOl.