BROKEN Needs a Resume .... please help

get a job BROKEN

I believe his attendance would be excellent,he keeps the thread going! Although he seems awnry,he is a teddybear!

BROKEN can approve the final draft. He doesn't like to be bothered with details.

curriculum vitae.

That's the spirit. Now, can you help?

Good point Sweetness! Let's see, we can call this "endurance and versatility". Thank you!

I am trying..I want to be an American Gigolo..like Richard Gere

Thank you.

Perhaps some inspiration might be the British TV presenter Richard Hammond from the TV programme Top Gear ?

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He needs a job with phones

I don't know. Phone sex is sometimes dangerous.

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knows how to trap a rabbit after sex for cooking up a supper

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Yeah....that's Broken.

I didn't know he had sex with rabbits. Hmmm. The kind with batteries?

Good in bed, drinks and does drugs, been in prison, can't add up and can't read or write even his own name...

This one's a cinch! BROKEN has it made!

All BROKEN has to do is register a company called BROKEN BANK OF THE USA and Ben Bernanke will have no difficulty in sending him a fat wad each "Quantitative Easing"

ornery?

Hmmmm. That's strange you spelled it that way. I've seen that somewhere else, I think.

Now that's the kind of career counseling BROKEN is looking for!

It's a post modern spelling. You must frequent very avant garde circles.

Found a job for him

But how will you get him to dress like that? We need pics to see if he looks good in black shorts.

You raise a valid point. We DO need pics! Absolutely!!!!!

do you feel your penis is to big for your body?

We may need to hire a photographer. He should have a proper portfolio.

I'm thinking...

1. Pool boy
2. Construction worker
3. Cowboy (but ranch hand will be acceptable)
4. Metrosexual
5. Hell's Angel's Biker

for a start

LUMBER JACK!

BROKEN, you must put on your resume all about how you love kitties.