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wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/16/2010 02:05 PM
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Is it just me, or are they seriously trying to make people revolt? Seems like they are really pushing people into a corner.
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Don't get spooked by trying to over analyzing it.

Stand up for what's right and constitutional and let the chips fall where they may.
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11/16/2010 02:07 PM
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AND THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR NASTY GLOVES BETWEEN PASSENGERS!

BALL SWEAT!
ARMPITS!
BUTT CRACKS!
CRUSTY CLEAVAGES!

SAME GLOVES......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161061

You dont't want to get herpes or an std from another passenger. Ask them to change the gloves first.

Can you ask them what their sexual preference is?
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
Is it just me, or are they seriously trying to make people revolt? Seems like they are really pushing people into a corner.


Exactly.



So they want us to revolt and fight and then they can lock us up or drag us off to Fema Camps?

Starting to seem like it.


Yeah those 'family relocation sites' look like it's going to get interesting. I think they have been pushing and pushing for people to revolt but we are too medicated to care...

until they started to physically grope people.

lol and of course you won't see anyone in the TSA striking.... even if they did it'd only be for a few hours at most.
 Quoting: LouisWinthorpeIII



It's true. They have numbed with GMO foods, pharmacueticals and God knows what else. And now we are being told to take blatant groping, which is illegal, by the way. They want us to rise up and give them a reason to put us down. It's pretty obvious at this point.
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11/16/2010 02:10 PM
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
The straight guys working for TSA will QUIT because they surely don't want to touch another guys junk glove to skin.



And the gay guys will have a hay day.


I doubt even gay guys want to feel up EVERYONE... I mean if you are straight does that mean you want to fuck Roseanne Barr....

the whole thing is an affront to anyone with any humanity left.
 Quoting: LouisWinthorpeIII


Hey now - Roseanne Barr is looking pretty hot these days...
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11/16/2010 02:12 PM
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
There has to be a way out of this situation aside from revolting. If everyone refused to fly, what would that do?
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11/16/2010 02:18 PM
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
AND THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR NASTY GLOVES BETWEEN PASSENGERS!

BALL SWEAT!
ARMPITS!
BUTT CRACKS!
CRUSTY CLEAVAGES!

SAME GLOVES......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161061


This is DISGUSTING!
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11/16/2010 02:20 PM
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Only Osama bin laden and his gang are upset with this new Security/ safety directive. As Red Blooded Americans defending the Homeland, we welcome and understand the privilege of Flying and the need for stricter regulations for the safety and security of all.
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11/16/2010 02:22 PM
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
How long until stirrups and speculums are standard procedure?
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11/16/2010 02:24 PM
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How long until stirrups and speculums are standard procedure?
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s226
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11/16/2010 02:26 PM
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Only Osama bin laden and his gang are upset with this new Security/ safety directive. As Red Blooded Americans defending the Homeland, we welcome and understand the privilege of Flying and the need for stricter regulations for the safety and security of all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1166321

Actually,...Osama bin Missing has won. They hated us for our freedoms.

The only freedoms we have now is to consume and surrender in complete cowardice to anyone in a uniform.





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11/16/2010 02:30 PM
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THE ANAL CAVITY HAS TO BE CHECKED FOR PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!
 Quoting: Argene


this will be next week
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11/16/2010 02:30 PM
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the first paragraph.



The TSA’s invasive new screening measures include officers literally putting their hands down people’s pants if they are wearing baggy clothing in a shocking new elevation of groping procedures that have stroked a nationwide revolt against privacy-busting airport security measures.




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This is how I read it the First time
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11/16/2010 02:31 PM
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tsa = terrorists screening americans.
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11/16/2010 02:31 PM
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well - why no class action(s) ????
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11/16/2010 02:32 PM
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Actually,...Osama bin Missing has won. They hated us for our freedoms.

 Quoting: zacksavage


Osama bin DEAD since 2002....


How can A Dead Man "WIN"?
Being "PC" is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!

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11/16/2010 02:34 PM
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THE ANAL CAVITY HAS TO BE CHECKED FOR PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!


this will be next week
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OR TOMORROW!
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11/16/2010 02:34 PM
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If it's a hot babe, I'm down with that.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1166241


hot babes can get better jobs then crappy TSA. be prepared for big bertha, and just hope its really big bertha, and not fat stanley with the long nappy hair borrowing her name tag.
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11/16/2010 02:35 PM
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
AND THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR NASTY GLOVES BETWEEN PASSENGERS!

BALL SWEAT!
ARMPITS!
BUTT CRACKS!
CRUSTY CLEAVAGES!

SAME GLOVES......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161061


Hiv, aids, clamydia, skin cancer.....
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11/16/2010 02:37 PM
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
AND THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR NASTY GLOVES BETWEEN PASSENGERS!

BALL SWEAT!
ARMPITS!
BUTT CRACKS!
CRUSTY CLEAVAGES!

SAME GLOVES......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161061


oh good Lord, I didn't even think about the hygeine aspects of this whole fiasco. People sweat down there, and it leaks through the outer layer, and they touch that, then they touch you, transfering the other person's juices.
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
AND THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR NASTY GLOVES BETWEEN PASSENGERS!

BALL SWEAT!
ARMPITS!
BUTT CRACKS!
CRUSTY CLEAVAGES!

SAME GLOVES......


Hiv, aids, clamydia, skin cancer.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1166335


herpes, std....
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Im dangerous like a fire in a nursing home
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11/16/2010 02:38 PM
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tsa = terrorists screening americans.


:Perv Bear:
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lol
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THE ANAL CAVITY HAS TO BE CHECKED FOR PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!


this will be next week

OR TOMORROW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161061


Yeah... this is moving pretty fast.

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AND THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR NASTY GLOVES BETWEEN PASSENGERS!

BALL SWEAT!
ARMPITS!
BUTT CRACKS!
CRUSTY CLEAVAGES!

SAME GLOVES......


Hiv, aids, clamydia, skin cancer.....


herpes, std....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1166335


Ebola, rabies....
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
AND THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR NASTY GLOVES BETWEEN PASSENGERS!

BALL SWEAT!
ARMPITS!
BUTT CRACKS!
CRUSTY CLEAVAGES!

SAME GLOVES......


oh good Lord, I didn't even think about the hygeine aspects of this whole fiasco. People sweat down there, and it leaks through the outer layer, and they touch that, then they touch you, transfering the other person's juices.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 833846

..a little too graphic!
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this news makes me feel like im in hitler germany...
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Being "PC" is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!

Join the Church Of E.D.C.

Thanks Janey [link to i25.photobucket.com]
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11/16/2010 02:41 PM
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Osama bin DEAD since 2002....


How can A Dead Man "WIN"?
 Quoting: BUMP FAIRY

Actually, I was being facetious. The real people behind 911 hated us for our freedoms and dropped the hammer. They used muslim terrorism as a patsy.

Former Homeland security ghoul Chertof pushed the scanner after the Christmas bomber psy-op. He is a lobbyist for the Scanner’s makers.

Osama was a visible sock puppet used by the “oligarchs” that hate personal freedom.

I hope that’s clear.


Z
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--- parliament funkadelic
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
AND THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR NASTY GLOVES BETWEEN PASSENGERS!

BALL SWEAT!
ARMPITS!
BUTT CRACKS!
CRUSTY CLEAVAGES!

SAME GLOVES......


oh good Lord, I didn't even think about the hygeine aspects of this whole fiasco. People sweat down there, and it leaks through the outer layer, and they touch that, then they touch you, transfering the other person's juices.

..a little too graphic!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161061


I thought I had tamed it down a little bit lol
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11/16/2010 02:42 PM
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
Maybe a flesh eating bug of some sort will get spread on TSA gloves. I know guys will be lining up to get some of that on their rod. DRIVE, TRAIN, BUS, ANYTHING BUT FLY.





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