EVER PISS IN THE KITCHEN SINK?

....only on GLP...classic werk...... top notch.... this is going straight to the top of your file......

if the "fuck off hawko" option wins...do i really get to kill you or do you have some other squatch on standby?? that is some dark shit man..... what ever happened to the "party van" dream?? hheheheheeheheh

I voted "Fuck Off" but I scratched out "Sasquatch" and wrote in "Chupacapbra".

I can't reach. I'm either too short or my penis is too small to lift up that high.

I've shit in the shower though. Diarrhea is great for that kind of thing.

I think that is grounds for divorce in 38 states. Don't you have a porch or patio to pee on?

Way to go Hawk0 ! I'm glad you're not losing you're touch !

You're still our chief Moran !

P.S. Don't forget to wash the sink !

Urine is sterile. Plus, if you got one of those sprayers at the sink and there isn't a hand-held shower head. This is on a fem note, though. I don't think I'd jump in the sink just to pee. It'd be for the former (the sprayer), not the latter.

*shrugs*

Of course, the OCD part of me cleans the area before and after anyways. :>

(this is probably in line with one of the reasons somebody wouldn't want me as a roommate)...I mean....feet on the counter, too.

I will tell you the time i pissed in the kitchen sink. My gf at the time wanted to take a vaca to nh. I thought it was a grand idea, i figured it would be a weekend of debauchary.. i think i spelled that word wrong. Anyway i decided to drink like a champ this weekend, it was a couiples kind of weekend. The kicker was the other chick was an ex. Anyway the ex and her guy were all about vistiting waterfalls and that kind of shit. So one night i am pounding the beers in the canoe watching snapping turtles fuck, the chick i was with at the time seemed to be petrified of water. So I row back and continue drinking. The douche with the other chick on this trip proceeds to mock me for being an alcoholic douche. Whatever I had fucked the chick he banging alot, she wasnt freaky just kind of sedate, so i knew why he would be upset. Well I was pounding beers and riding him hard so he and that chick left, my girl at the time got pissed of at me for being a dick.
They wandered off and i continued to drink, i brought some dvds and a dvd player; i was actually watching one of the conan movies. I think it was conan the destroyer.
Anyway I passed out doing that. Next thing I know someone is shaking and screaming. "STOP, stop pissing in the sink, and sure enough my pants are dropped and im pissing in the kitchen sink.
Honestly i just laughed. Eventually I banged both of the them, not the dude, for all I know my gf banged him; they called him sausige dick. I didnt give a fuck.
I ended stealing his chick who fucked my chick. I guess that was the big secret. It kind of bothered me when i found out. Two chicks i fucked and when they got together they didnt invite me. Anyway i pissed in the sink all over the dishes there and got caught by everyone. I just finished up and went back to my passed out state, but every once in a while I run into a person who yells sinkpisser at me.

thanks for sharing

Place a bucket there so easy to dump pee later.

I would if I was a guy.

Of course, sometimes I even move the plates.

:medal:

And i have been doing this bottle thing for a while now ...only do it when im in deep sleep and can't be arsed to walk to a sharing bathroom ..since i broke up with my girlfriend made so much easier too...haha

I never have, but I'm pretty sure hubby has hit every sink as well as the drain in the basement floor.

I came to work early once and pissed in the sink because I could. Later that day a secretary remarked how the kitchen needed to be cleaned because the sink smelled like a sewer!

I predict this topic will keep going to at least 30+ pages.

i have pissed in sinks, showers, pools, beds, couches, sleeping bags, my pants....just to name a few

I prefer the bathroom sink, it's a bit lower and I don't have to stand on my toes. The faucet has a slow drip, so I figure it'll get flushed out eventually... Hey I'm savin' water!!

u r gay

best. fucking. thread. ever.

Um, I've done it, I'm female. Roommate was taking too long in the shower . . .

Clearly the sink is much more suited for pooping.

its got a garbage disposal and one of those spray hoses to wash your bunghole.

also, i can reach over and turn off the oven when my pizza is done. If i go to the bathroom to poop, i might not be done in time and then what...burnt pizza? oh hell no

I just wish my roomate wasnt so f'ing uptite about it.

Clearly,ypu shpuld have yer own cooking show!

No but I did spar with Mike Tyson for charity.

A better question would be....from how far away did you piss in the sink?

My record is 4 feet 10 inches.