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Mayan Penis-Blood Sacrifice!?! Smoking Human Blood and Visions of Reptilians!?! | |
| dreadlock sasquatch
Offer Upgrade  User ID: 1189580  United States12/10/2010 03:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 664301 United States12/10/2010 03:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most Mesoamerican beliefs included cycles of suns. Usually, our current time was considered the fifth sun, the previous four having been destroyed by flood, fire and the like. Quetzalcoatl allegedly went to Mictlan, the underworld, and created fifth-world mankind from the bones of the previous races (with the help of Chihuacoatl), using his own blood, from a wound in his penis, to imbue the bones with new life. [link to en.wikipedia.org] |
| DanfromtheHills
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| dreadlock sasquatch
(OP) User ID: 1189580 United States12/10/2010 03:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most Mesoamerican beliefs included cycles of suns. Usually, our current time was considered the fifth sun, the previous four having been destroyed by flood, fire and the like. Quetzalcoatl allegedly went to Mictlan, the underworld, and created fifth-world mankind from the bones of the previous races (with the help of Chihuacoatl), using his own blood, from a wound in his penis, to imbue the bones with new life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664301[link to en.wikipedia.org] ....interesting....... *strokes beard* :minimoran::Dsas::minimoran: |
| Forge
User ID: 1181417  Canada12/10/2010 03:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most Mesoamerican beliefs included cycles of suns. Usually, our current time was considered the fifth sun, the previous four having been destroyed by flood, fire and the like. Quetzalcoatl allegedly went to Mictlan, the underworld, and created fifth-world mankind from the bones of the previous races (with the help of Chihuacoatl), using his own blood, from a wound in his penis, to imbue the bones with new life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664301[link to en.wikipedia.org] Sounds reasonable except that it really was cloning through DNA from probably a drop of blood. You know how stories change down through time. Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers (Eph. 4:29) |
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| dreadlock sasquatch
(OP) User ID: 1189580 United States12/10/2010 03:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Uh, for all their magic and awesome knowledge, where are they now? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190467All dead of dick infections? no way!!! im guessing that all of the cock cutting and blood smoking actually werked!! and the mayans were allowed to "ascend" or "level up" or whatever the fuck you wanna call it....... :minimoran::Dsas::minimoran: |
| dreadlock sasquatch
(OP) User ID: 1189580 United States12/10/2010 03:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most Mesoamerican beliefs included cycles of suns. Usually, our current time was considered the fifth sun, the previous four having been destroyed by flood, fire and the like. Quetzalcoatl allegedly went to Mictlan, the underworld, and created fifth-world mankind from the bones of the previous races (with the help of Chihuacoatl), using his own blood, from a wound in his penis, to imbue the bones with new life. Quoting: Forge[link to en.wikipedia.org] Sounds reasonable except that it really was cloning through DNA from probably a drop of blood. You know how stories change down through time. ....i was thinkin similar thoughts.....yeah oral history is ever changing.....purple monkey dishwasher....heheheheheh :minimoran::Dsas::minimoran: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1190477 United States12/10/2010 03:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Uh, for all their magic and awesome knowledge, where are they now? Quoting: dreadlock sasquatchAll dead of dick infections? no way!!! im guessing that all of the cock cutting and blood smoking actually werked!! and the mayans were allowed to "ascend" or "level up" or whatever the fuck you wanna call it....... I dont know about you but I dont wanna ascend without my cock |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 664301 United States12/10/2010 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| dreadlock sasquatch
(OP) User ID: 1189580 United States12/10/2010 03:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Uh, for all their magic and awesome knowledge, where are they now? Quoting: VirusfarmAll dead of dick infections? no way!!! im guessing that all of the cock cutting and blood smoking actually werked!! and the mayans were allowed to "ascend" or "level up" or whatever the fuck you wanna call it....... I dont know about you but I dont wanna ascend without my cock ...of course you get to keep your cock!! ...just make sure you dont get crazy with the cutting....hehehehehaha :minimoran::Dsas::minimoran: |
| dreadlock sasquatch
(OP) User ID: 1189580 United States12/10/2010 03:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thye may have seen visions in the smoke but they were in a trance from mushrooms and teh pain / shock of running a barbed cord through their foreskin Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664301....but what about the human blood??? does anyone know if smoking it can cause perturbations of the mind or spirit??? :minimoran::Dsas::minimoran: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 664301 United States12/10/2010 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most Mesoamerican beliefs included cycles of suns. Usually, our current time was considered the fifth sun, the previous four having been destroyed by flood, fire and the like. Quetzalcoatl allegedly went to Mictlan, the underworld, and created fifth-world mankind from the bones of the previous races (with the help of Chihuacoatl), using his own blood, from a wound in his penis, to imbue the bones with new life. Quoting: Forge[link to en.wikipedia.org] Sounds reasonable except that it really was cloning through DNA from probably a drop of blood. You know how stories change down through time. like the story of adam's rib |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1127581 United States12/10/2010 04:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Next time you have a bleeding wound try to catch some in a teaspoon. Let it dry out anywhere from a few hours to a day. It is now ready to be crushed into a powder like consistency. At this point you can burn it in the spoon or like I did add the powdered blood to a joint and smoke away.. I didn't see any reptiles or anything, I had heard that smoking blood makes you trip but it never happened when I did. Although I didn't use penis blood(lol). I used blood from my forearm. Hope this sheds some light on the subject. |
| acidrain
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| dreadlock sasquatch
(OP) User ID: 1189580 United States12/10/2010 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Next time you have a bleeding wound try to catch some in a teaspoon. Let it dry out anywhere from a few hours to a day. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1127581It is now ready to be crushed into a powder like consistency. At this point you can burn it in the spoon or like I did add the powdered blood to a joint and smoke away.. I didn't see any reptiles or anything, I had heard that smoking blood makes you trip but it never happened when I did. Although I didn't use penis blood(lol). I used blood from my forearm. Hope this sheds some light on the subject. thank you AC!!!! this is the kind of first hand reporting i expected from GLP...you are an inspiration to us all.... .....so what im thinkin is it definately has to do with the penis blood....otherwise why wouldnt the shamans just drain a lot of blood from there arms also?? :minimoran::Dsas::minimoran: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 300884  Sweden12/10/2010 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| dreadlock sasquatch
(OP) User ID: 1189580 United States12/10/2010 04:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I take it you'll be trying this out, OP? Quoting: acidrain ....not anytime soon...i'd like to find more info first.... there were NO threads on GLP about it, which i found shocking, considering the number of circumcision threads..... :minimoran::Dsas::minimoran: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 664301 United States12/10/2010 04:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thye may have seen visions in the smoke but they were in a trance from mushrooms and teh pain / shock of running a barbed cord through their foreskin Quoting: dreadlock sasquatch....but what about the human blood??? does anyone know if smoking it can cause perturbations of the mind or spirit??? no i dont think so your brain is already full of blood so smoking it would be adding nothing new ? |
| dreadlock sasquatch
(OP) User ID: 1189580 United States12/10/2010 04:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Penis worshippers worship the penis. It works for them I guess. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300884...and by worship you mean cut holes into the penis and pull paper ropes with barbs through??? Last Edited by dreadlock sasquatch on 12/10/2010 04:08 AM :minimoran::Dsas::minimoran: |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1190474 United States12/10/2010 04:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pagan belief that blood pleases the Sun God Ra. Penis was offering to Fertility God Isis. Th whole world practiced it until Christianity as established, but even it is Pagan based. Only that Elohim is now Deity, Isis + Ra= Elohim |
| mathetes
User ID: 793782 United States12/10/2010 04:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds reasonable except that it really was cloning through DNA from probably a drop of blood. You know how stories change down through time. Quoting: ForgeYet they couldn't even come up with the wheel lol For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in. |
| Richard Eldritch
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1172308 Canada12/10/2010 04:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A BIG THANKS TO THE OP! This thread pretty much proves that we have nothing to worry about in regards to all the 2012 doomsday prophecies, as these Mayans were fucking lunatics, clearly. Should we be worried about a SUPPOSED calendar that ends in 2012 that was written by people who smoked human blood and did weird penis things? No. Mayans - FAIL Mayan 2012 prophecy - FAIL |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1116636  New Zealand12/10/2010 04:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1116636 New Zealand12/10/2010 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1190474 United States12/10/2010 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1127581 United States12/10/2010 04:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | if you guys dint get it yet Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190474IS-RA-EL Elohim is Jehovah Elohim aka Jesus Please keep your fairy tales off this thread. This is a serious discussion about mayan penis blood. Since you offer nothing you must leave. Good day sir! |
