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Least Servant

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12/13/2010 10:46 AM
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Re: Coffee
It depends on how much whiskey you put in it...


I was going to come in here and suggest alcohol... damn you.


One time I pulled out my flask and asked my friends if they wanted to make their coffees Irish...one said: you make everything Irish...So I told him I'd love to make them Belgian but I can't get the waffles into the flask...


But if you used whiskey as a substitute for syrup on your waffles... would those become Irish Belgium Waffles?
 Quoting: J-Rico


Let's compromise and call them Flemish Waffles?
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12/13/2010 10:52 AM
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i was told by a coffee company to never freeze your coffee, it was like putting lettuce in the freezer
wisc_natureboy

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12/13/2010 11:01 AM
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Is it really better to keep it in the freezer? Is there a big difference between preground and whole bean ground before making it?


Do NOT keep coffee in the freezer, it disrupts the balance of oils that make the coffee taste the way it should.

If you want the best coffee, get freshly roasted beans at least every two weeks and grind immediately before you brew the coffee.

The best methods of brewing coffee are steam espresso, french press, or turkish if you want a "meal".

Enjoy!
 Quoting: Least Servant



This is correct. Freezing coffee is bad.

I roast my own weekly and use a French Press to create wonderful, fresh coffee each morning!
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wisc_natureboy

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12/13/2010 11:06 AM
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Also, if you really want to preserve the flavour, use a hand-cranked 'burr-grinder'. The speed generated from inexpensive 'blade' grinders creates a lot of heat and adversely effects the coffee's taste.
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Least Servant

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12/13/2010 12:54 PM
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bump for coffee is a drug... :)
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12/13/2010 12:56 PM
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I dont understand.

A simple search shows that freezing or refrigerating your coffee is bad news.

And yet we have seas of GLP people saying its good.

Its like a giant wrong party and we are all invited, again.
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12/13/2010 12:57 PM
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i was told by a coffee company to never freeze your coffee, it was like putting lettuce in the freezer
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Just let GLP spit the totally wrong info its cool.
wisc_natureboy

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12/13/2010 01:02 PM
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bump for coffee is a drug... :)
 Quoting: Least Servant



A YUMMY Drug!
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VestanPance

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12/13/2010 01:35 PM
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So sick of coffee shops.

If i want a straight coffee, I should be able to get one without having to find out wtf a frappuccino is, or a Mocha latte.

Just give me a fucking coffee straight!!!!!

That's easy. Go into your local *$ or other coffee shop and observe that you can get a plain coffee, or a plain single or double espresso. And they're pretty cheap!
 Quoting: oniongrass

Even the local small coffee shops now are calling coffee "Americano" or "Grande Mocha Latte" looking down the board you cant just see "Coffee" anywhere.

I want COFFEE to be simply called COFFEE!!!!
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Least Servant

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12/13/2010 01:36 PM
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I want COFFEE to be simply called COFFEE!!!!
 Quoting: VestanPance


Yes, but what KIND of coffee do you want MAN!!! :)

rofl

Coffee people are always some of the best around!!! hf

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wisc_natureboy

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12/13/2010 01:38 PM
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I roasted Colombian Supremo and a nice Guatemalan hard bean last night.

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VestanPance

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12/13/2010 01:38 PM
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I want COFFEE to be simply called COFFEE!!!!


Yes, but what KIND of coffee do you want MAN!!! :)

rofl

Coffee people are always some of the best around!!! hf
 Quoting: Least Servant

Straight, normal filtered roast from ground coffee beans! I dont want my coffee to be flavoured with vanilla or nutmeg or shit from the tramp down the road, I wjust want a fucking normal COFFEE!!!

Only place I can drink normal coffee now is at home, ground down at home and freshly filtered.
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VestanPance

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12/13/2010 01:41 PM
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You go to McD's and what they call coffee has been sitting there for about 3 hours and is like fucking treacle, needs about 10 sugars to make it palatable.
Fucking starbucks are right up their own asses with the names they give coffee, tastes like cheap shit!
Local small shops now dont do "just coffee" anymore.

Campaign to keep Coffee real!!!

Im not addicted to coffee honest!!
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Least Servant

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12/13/2010 01:43 PM
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Im not addicted to coffee honest!!
 Quoting: VestanPance


drevil

Anyone who is reading this thread might find this website interesting!

Institute for Coffee Studies

[link to www.vanderbilt.edu]
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VestanPance

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12/13/2010 01:45 PM
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Im not addicted to coffee honest!!


drevil

Anyone who is reading this thread might find this website interesting!

Institute for Coffee Studies

[link to www.vanderbilt.edu]
 Quoting: Least Servant

I like my coffee like I like my women.....in a mug!!
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12/13/2010 02:32 PM
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If your coffee looks like it could have been made at Baskin Robbins, you're probably doing it wrong.
 Quoting: J-Rico


This. If it takes more than five seconds to order your coffee (i.e. "I want a venti tall half caff soy part skim frappucino espresso latte with whipped cream") you are not drinking coffee, you might as well just order a milkshake.
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12/13/2010 02:36 PM
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It is all stealth GMO now and not good for you at all. Don't drink any!
VestanPance

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12/13/2010 02:47 PM
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"I want a venti tall half caff soy part skim frappucino espresso latte with whipped cream" you are not drinking coffee
 Quoting: D's Pet

Spot on!
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12/13/2010 02:48 PM
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Get yourself a stovetop perculator. A sack of "White Castle" coffee. A hammer with the handle removed. Boil the coffee. A lot.... remove lid and add the hammer. If the hammer floats, the beverage awaits your cup.

hf bump
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Least Servant

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12/13/2010 03:02 PM
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Get yourself a stovetop perculator. A sack of "White Castle" coffee. A hammer with the handle removed. Boil the coffee. A lot.... remove lid and add the hammer. If the hammer floats, the beverage awaits your cup.

hf bump
 Quoting: Pea Vine


rofl
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