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Fuck calling 911...Call Wal-Mart Instead!

 
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Fuck calling 911...Call Wal-Mart Instead!
I just did..some home boy tried ripping me off in the parking lot..So I called Wal-Mart @ 1-800-925-6278.

And I reported the suspicious actions! They were on him like stink on shit!

R-OStormTrooper

How ever..I did loose my $10.
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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12/15/2010 02:10 AM
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I'm going to try that.

I keep getting late night calls from dude in Missouri.
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12/15/2010 02:12 AM
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Hell yea, Walmart is gonna get an earful next time KFC runs out of free chicken !
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12/15/2010 02:14 AM
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You "loosed" 10 dollars?

Should have closed your wallet tighter.
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12/15/2010 02:14 AM
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Call the Best Buy Geek Squad! I really think the army should handle 911 calls. Cops have better things to do than baby sit us.
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I'm going to try that.

I keep getting late night calls from dude in Missouri.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1081323


Hell yea, Walmart is gonna get an earful next time KFC runs out of free chicken !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1170613





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12/15/2010 02:17 AM
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You have nothing better to do? Call em!
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12/15/2010 02:26 AM
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I'm going to try that.

I keep getting late night calls from dude in Missouri.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1081323

Calm down bro!..I was just kidding.
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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12/15/2010 02:41 AM
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I'm going to try that.

I keep getting late night calls from dude in Missouri.

Calm down bro!..I was just kidding.
 Quoting: BROKEN


I'm not a bro.....; )

M.
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12/15/2010 02:48 AM
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I'm going to try that.

I keep getting late night calls from dude in Missouri.

Calm down bro!..I was just kidding.


I'm not a bro.....; )

M.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1081323

You taint the one I SNITCHED ON!
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
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12/15/2010 03:17 AM
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Re: Fuck calling 911...Call Wal-Mart Instead!
I'm going to try that.

I keep getting late night calls from dude in Missouri.

Calm down bro!..I was just kidding.
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Are you serious or not?

Can Canadians call them and get the DHS on the ball if they see something?
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vandamme
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Hell yea, Walmart is gonna get an earful next time KFC runs out of free chicken !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1170613


lmao
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12/15/2010 05:21 PM
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Re: Fuck calling 911...Call Wal-Mart Instead!
I just did..some home boy tried ripping me off in the parking lot..So I called Wal-Mart @ 1-800-925-6278.

And I reported the suspicious actions! They were on him like stink on shit!

R-OStormTrooper

How ever..I did loose my $10.
 Quoting: BROKEN

lmao
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;mentalcatum:
 Quoting: Um, Huh?

I just reported you for Stalking!
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with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
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lmao
 Quoting: Lil Miss Trouble

and you for prostitution!
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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Re: Fuck calling 911...Call Wal-Mart Instead!
I just did..some home boy tried ripping me off in the parking lot..So I called Wal-Mart @ 1-800-925-6278.

And I reported the suspicious actions! They were on him like stink on shit!

:R-OStormTrooper:

How ever..I did loose my $10.
 Quoting: BROKEN


awesome, lmao
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12/15/2010 05:37 PM
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I never said I would
You really said I should
I had another beer and decided that I could
I came to bump the thread
Just cause broken said..
Now am leaving for cheering
On GLPS WORLD RECORD THREAD

FOLLOW ME TO CERTAIN DEATH
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12/15/2010 05:38 PM
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I don't want to be left out .. what are you going to report me for?
:Looky Kermit:The space between mass is reality. Not the mass itself.- His Royal Dudeness 8/9/10:Looky Kermit:

:LOOKY: :looky fire:
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I don't want to be left out .. what are you going to report me for?
 Quoting: Looky

For making to many smilies!
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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I don't want to be left out .. what are you going to report me for?
 Quoting: Looky

Having two fingers that smell like Bacon..(Miss Piggy is that you?
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I don't want to be left out .. what are you going to report me for?

Having two fingers that smell like Bacon..(Miss Piggy is that you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1196491

I just reported you for that post!
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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lmao

and you for prostitution!
 Quoting: BROKEN

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I don't want to be left out .. what are you going to report me for?

For making to many smilies!
 Quoting: BROKEN

russholycow
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:LOOKY: :looky fire:
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I don't want to be left out .. what are you going to report me for?

Having two fingers that smell like Bacon..(Miss Piggy is that you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1196491

omg laugh
:Looky Kermit:The space between mass is reality. Not the mass itself.- His Royal Dudeness 8/9/10:Looky Kermit:

:LOOKY: :looky fire:
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12/15/2010 05:56 PM
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Calling 911 is for amateurs. Call RED DOT home security. The red dot always gets the job done.
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12/15/2010 06:00 PM
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Calling 911 is for amateurs. Call RED DOT home security. The red dot always gets the job done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1195358

I heard Wal-Mart was giving them a run for their money.
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

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12/15/2010 06:02 PM
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Lol. I love it. What a Great idea!!!! 5a
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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Re: Fuck calling 911...Call Wal-Mart Instead!
I just did..some home boy tried ripping me off in the parking lot..So I called Wal-Mart @ 1-800-925-6278.

And I reported the suspicious actions! They were on him like stink on shit!

:R-OStormTrooper:

How ever..I did loose my $10.
 Quoting: BROKEN

buying christmas rock I see

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12/15/2010 06:08 PM
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great thread!!!!

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