Suggest a beer!

"you feel relaxed...completely relaxed...your eyelids feel very heavy..you sink down to a deeper level of awareness....now you slowly realize you are very thirsty...you'd like a cool beverage.....in your mind you begin to see the outlines of this beverage...it's frosty and foamy.."

It still tastes good, but it's as weak as shit compared to what it was 30 years ago.

BBIAB, time to run to the store. I'm getting thirsty.

jism ale is a good dark beer. I should know I work at a liquor store..

I suggest a St. Pauli Girl



Blue Point, Maudite, La Fin Du Monde.

LMAO!

I'd think it would be rather creamy and salty, but whatdoiknow?

yes thick and creamy but less salty and more sweet.. provides a good head as well..

I almost spit up my first beer reading this.

wut?

HARP (not HAARP ;)

wanted to buy some good stuff today but the local beer store still can't get the good stuff, so went home with nothing. So still sober after two months, ready to continue.

suggestion? Anything Scandinavian...Mikkeller, Närke, Nogne, Midtfyns, Haandbryggeriet, stuff like that :) And Dutch favs De Molen are recommendable :) enjoy

dont know if its suggested yet but
dogfish head 60min ipa cannot be beat

i am now cracking a dogfish (always support my local microbrews) palo santo marron, for the very first time

12%abv "Strong dark ale aged in 10,000 gallon barrels crafted from Paraguayan Palo Santo wood."

and my verdict is.........


























o yea

Holy Sheet... (no really)

Yes! I don't know how anyone can drink that stuff. I had the same experience. Like having your stomach pumped.

That is soooo wrong.

Glad it wasn't only me then.




Last Edited by Native-Alien on 12/24/2010 05:17 PM

I understand that it's good if you're a cash-strapped student who is OK with projectile vomiting, and massive memory-loss!

A friend of mine swears by Natty Ice.
But then again, he's the friend in the group that everyone usually feels sorry for.

I'd never drink that.
Natty Ice is what I piss after spending a night drinking real beer.

You gotta admit tho, that watching projectile vomiting is kinda cool...


when it happens to that other guy.....

Grolsch lager beer from Holland

Come spring and early summer, pee in a five gallon bucket (any container will do, I like 5 gal buckets since they have an easy carry handle) and then spread that urine near the roots of your tomatoes and other plants. Has to be fresh urine under 24 hours old. Must be emptied daily.

Or...

Run out to the garden and piss all over the place, and get 8 foot tall tomatoes. Let the pee be free! Best done in cover of darkness tho...

I do both actually

My petunias are monsters. My sunflowers grow 14 feet tall. My zinnias, marigolds, and other annuals are to die for.

Everyone LOVES my cukes.... yummy!

Good 'eatin....

Everyone that sees my gardens says:

"What the fuck is this shit!" Best garden they ever saw and they think I'm a master gardener. (funny thing is, I AM)

It's all from da beer...

Organic Gardening at it's best

Thank you to whoever suggested Fat Tire...picked some up when I was out doing last minute grocery shopping.

Only one problem, I've had two already. It's only 5pm, family is going to start coming over around 8pm....Ima gonna go to Christmas Eve Mass drunk...is that wrong...lol

Amor, if that's wrong, I don't ever want to be right.
I'll be sitting in hell next to you.

How you enjoying that Fat Tire?

It's gooood.

Thank god I don't have to do anything tonight. The Aunts do all the cooking, the cousins watch the kiddo. Just enjoying mah beer...