10 absolute proofs for God's existence!

God is everything that exists; not some old man living in the sky like many delusional people believe. All things are a part of the fractal of God.

What kind of fucked up thread is this?

you're a commie and a bastard

BWHAHAHAHA

Is this what you base your faith on?

No, I'm just a fundamentalist Christian on a crusade to bring the truth to all the stupid folk who won't believe what I tell them to believe.

One that clearly proves God's existence.

That's the most ass backwards claim ever.

It's like saying Batman existed, therefore Robin existed.

The Jesus story is just that; a story, like Mithra, Bachus, Dionysus, Zeus, etc etc.

Actually Stalin went to an Orthodox Christian Seminary.

Not one scripture quoted to give your proof? How about the one where Jesus calls Satan the ruler of the world? That helps show that God did not cause all the terrible things, but has allowed them to show what a disaster Satan's way of allowing man to direct himself without God has turned out for the world.
(John 12:29-31) . . .” 30 In answer Jesus said: “This voice has occurred, not for my sake, but for YOUR sakes. 31 Now there is a judging of this world; now the ruler of this world will be cast out.

Or John:(Revelation 12:7-9) 7 And war broke out in heaven: Mi′cha‧el and his angels battled with the dragon, and the dragon and its angels battled 8 but it did not prevail, neither was a place found for them any longer in heaven. 9 So down the great dragon was hurled, the original serpent, the one called Devil and Satan, who is misleading the entire inhabited earth; he was hurled down to the earth, and his angels were hurled down with him.

(Revelation 12:12) . . .On this account be glad, YOU heavens and YOU who reside in them! Woe for the earth and for the sea, because the Devil has come down to YOU, having great anger, knowing he has a short period of time.”

I hope you are searching....

I like number 6 the best

It's not faith, it's undeniable evidence, PROOF.

In a child searching for his lost dog prays to God for his dog to return, and then later he finds his dog, then that is undeniable proof for God's existence! Don't you agree?

You are fucking kidding me right??????? What kind of jim smith cult teaching are you on?????Is this what kind of trash is being brought up in america?? wtf, Hey OP, you might get a better revelation from god by SUCK STARTING A PISTOL that would prove GOD exists...lol w/e bud

You've changed my mind sir, PRAISE JESUS!

here's another "proof" op:

when i was a little kid i put a tooth under my pillow, the next day i got a quarter, therefore god exists.

Judging by some of the responses, there seem to be a few broken sarcasm detectors today. Too much Christmas booze perhaps ?

Yep, God really did tell Bush to invade Iraq, that is a FACT of science.
Unfortunately Satan tried to trick God and Bush by hiding the WMD's. But we'll find them eventually!

That Satan is such a jokester!

Amen to that!

I prayed last night that I wouldn't die in my sleep. I woke up this morning feeling perfectly alive, so therefore God exists.

Yeah, I realised that a bit late. Got me.

I can't believe there are so many dumbasses posting who don't realize that this thread is a joke. Read proof #5 again for fuck's sake!

Therefore, God exists.

this thread is taking up valuable database storage....therefore god exists....

I've had too much christmas weed and cold medicine.

I'm not being sarcastic, I am entirely serious.
The crucifix I had tattooed on my face should be proof enough of my personal faith in the lord.

If you wanted to use math, biology, and physics concepts are reasoning for God's obvious existence then I would say bully for you.

However, your specious and ridiculous rant just proves your a headcase.

Proof #5 is a perfectly valid point.
The fact that we're all afraid of dying and not existing after death is proof that we need a God. If we need God, then God must exist. It basically proves itself.

Geeez, some of you people can't think properly.

not as cool as getting the entire text from the bible tattoo'd all over your body.

10 absolute proofs that the American education system failed.

O/P - take a critical thinking class.

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God exists - but your 'Proofs' are silly.

If the story of Naoh is true, then God must exist

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