Don't build SNOW PENII!

Reminds me of the skit tom green did where he created a sculpture of his parents having sex in their front yard.

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Snow Penis

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Snow boobs

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Snow vagina

Maybe they should make a giant snow 'leaf' to cover it like they did with all the ancient sculptures in the Catholic church.

THANX! NEED TO RUN OUTSIDE BRB!

Definitely don't build this in Lafayette... Ghina Robinson and her 2 year old child would NOT approve.

I wonder how severe a penalty you'd get for that one.

That's a big penis. I'm sure the penalty would be severe.

First off, i doubt if a 2 year old would have done anything other than laugh his ass off when he saw the frozen boner.

howzabout a new years vagina?

If that snow penis is illegal, then what about Toronto's CN Phallus, er, CN Tower?

Speaks volumes doesn't it.

How could they report that with a straight face?


They should have put it in dry ice and taken it to an airport TSA screener.

-and it's prolly a safe bet to stick to carrots or rocks for noses.

lol you Americans are fucking soft. Pathetic people

Is Turtle over here? I'm trying to catch up with her about the two tennis balls in a tube sock remedy for massaging a back ache.

When our snowman started to melt, it kinda looked like a penis.

We all laughed. Didn't know we could have been charged.

oh stop it..


i should smack you right now in the puss

wow that girl was so stupid, she's probably seen more dicks then a urinal anyway...

and her boy won't even care at 2 years old, wouldn't even register.

obviously al quida was involved there...

much worse- this is death- penis is life-

"Arrested for a misdemeanor"

Amazing, eh?

misdepener

I got the handcuffs... want to get charged?

sure break out the long arm of the law bucko

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Mother Nature does it best:

Giant ice penis - is climate change to blame?
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The uptight have no sense of humor. A shame, really.

Believe it or not I worked on a wild land fire crew that got kicked off a fire for carving a large tree into a penis with a chainsaw. It was twards the end of a fire when we were bored sorry.

Piss in a mason jar, add a crucifix = art
A picture of your 2yo in the bathtub = childporn

Turn on the tv on any given moment to see what is acceptable!!! But build something out of snow? And who can say what it was 2 days later after a bit of melting?
But I can drive by bill boards showing how much the xxx store has to offer? Or how much that strip club has to offer?
I'll take snow balls over that any day!!! But NO!!! We should fight snow sculptures!???

I used to have a red one