CONFESS HERE

Boricua de pura cepa.
I don't need to roleplay. I'm all me.

I'm a GOOD roleplayer! lol

From "The Devil's Dictionary"

TORTOISE, n.
A creature thoughtfully created to supply occasion for the following lines by the illustrious Ambat Delaso:

TO MY PET TORTOISE

My friend, you are not graceful -- not at all;
Your gait's between a stagger and a sprawl.

Nor are you beautiful: your head's a snake's
To look at, and I do not doubt it aches.

As to your feet, they'd make an angel weep.
'Tis true you take them in whene'er you sleep.

No, you're not pretty, but you have, I own,
A certain firmness -- mostly you're [sic] backbone.

Firmness and strength (you have a giant's thews)
Are virtues that the great know how to use --

I wish that they did not; yet, on the whole,
You lack -- excuse my mentioning it -- Soul.

So, to be candid, unreserved and true,
I'd rather you were I than I were you.

Perhaps, however, in a time to be,
When Man's extinct, a better world may see

Your progeny in power and control,
Due to the genesis and growth of Soul.

So I salute you as a reptile grand
Predestined to regenerate the land.

Father of Possibilities, O deign
To accept the homage of a dying reign!

In the far region of the unforeknown
I dream a tortoise upon every throne.

I see an Emperor his head withdraw
Into his carapace for fear of Law;

A King who carries something else than fat,
Howe'er acceptably he carries that;

A President not strenuously bent
On punishment of audible dissent --

Who never shot (it were a vain attack)
An armed or unarmed tortoise in the back;

Subject and citizens that feel no need
To make the March of Mind a wild stampede;

All progress slow, contemplative, sedate,
And "Take your time" the word, in Church and State.

O Tortoise, 'tis a happy, happy dream,
My glorious testudinous regime!

I wish in Eden you'd brought this about
By slouching in and chasing Adam out.

It seems every thread turns to sex on here today. I'm open to it and all but every thread? Everyone is in the mood so to speak on here today! Let's keep this the confession thread ok?

Shucks . He is a lucky man .

Turtles can be quick too

Ok, so are we confessing 'anything' or confessing role playing?....I am really confused now.

Yes that's the one. Thanks for the compliment though.

Ahahahahah! Let's Stick to roleplaying. Unless you have something else you wish to confess to me? I will listen.

OK, to confess some roleplaying... I created this thread where I was roleplaying a grey alien. It was great fun, but unfortunately it wasn't much of a success with the audience, so I dropped it for lack of feedback:

Thread: Hello Monkey People Brothers.

Maybe it's just me, but I see this as some of the role players agenda.

Sweetness, I think the beauty of this site is that you don't have to role-play because everybody is anonymous. You can be whoever or look any way you want but your instinct is to let your true self come forward. That is what makes me come here and mostly observe and comment or post when I feel the urge. So no I am not role playing.

My avatar likes your avatar.

No problem .

No agenda. I just wanted to see who would confess to it.

Ahahahh! That was awesome!

I've turned some of the threads into sex.
Hell I posted a thread about people who were making "snow penii".

Sorry, it's an unfortunate side effect of testosterone production.

Wait, strike that... I'm not sorry about that. It's who I am. I'm a male, I think about sex everyday, and unfortunately for some, it comes across in my writing towards certain people on this board.

So if you want a confession from someone, I'll confess here partially, because I don't do it in every thread... but if I can get a stab at it... I will.

I always like more excitement in my life.

emmm can we have proof?

Thank you!

(blushes)

That is beautiful!
I like your's too!

I think you misspelled the word "Aileana" and replaced it with "we"... please correct this.

No, No Roleplay from me

I may not be 100% Myself BUT no Roleplay

fixed

Good for you J-Rico! Yes, I saw that it was you it's all good I guess.

I'm not sad, I just want to be a turtle, if only for an hour

:prtyturt:

I didn't mean your agenda. I was referring to those who role play.

women just don't go for Skeleton Pirates like they used to?

Yes, yes we can, but in private... I don't do public shows.

I want peace...A little piece of England, a little piece of France, a little piece of Italy and Austria perchance....from the Producers....Remember?

So, you are different on here then you are in the meat world?