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The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.

 
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The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
It's called Chrono-static and it emanates from within the earth along fault lines. The physics of it were far too complex for me to understand when it was initially explained to me, but that is definitely the cause of these mass die offs. I've seen it happen in a laboratory setting, and I am just glad that it did not happen to me.
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
not sure why you think that people won't believe you.
I think this should be pinned.
It makes sense given the seismic activity.
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
It's called Chrono-static and it emanates from within the earth along fault lines. The physics of it were far too complex for me to understand when it was initially explained to me, but that is definitely the cause of these mass die offs. I've seen it happen in a laboratory setting, and I am just glad that it did not happen to me.
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It would help if you explain the short version, something we can understand a little.
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
Jacob, werent you the one with the BS story about how you were a time traveller from 2050 sent back in time to CO to re witness the appocalypse or some BS.
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
Again you? How many times should I remark that your original story was full of flaws and inconsistencies?

Repeat after me:

"I shall no deceive people on GLP making them believe I'm a timetraveler"

GTFO OP... seriously, cut the shit already.
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
It's called Chrono-static and it emanates from within the earth along fault lines. The physics of it were far too complex for me to understand when it was initially explained to me, but that is definitely the cause of these mass die offs. I've seen it happen in a laboratory setting, and I am just glad that it did not happen to me.

It would help if you explain the short version, something we can understand a little.
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
It's called Chrono-static and it emanates from within the earth along fault lines. The physics of it were far too complex for me to understand when it was initially explained to me, but that is definitely the cause of these mass die offs. I've seen it happen in a laboratory setting, and I am just glad that it did not happen to me.

It would help if you explain the short version, something we can understand a little.
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I can try.

Some type of special radiation that has a lot of syllables in it and is a new form of particle that the scientists from my time had discovered. It can be captured and used to change the flow/speed/direction of time in a localized field. I have personally seen all of the following types of dead animals during the testing of Chrono-static emissions. I am not a scientist though.






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I will explain in more detail later.
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
It's called Chrono-static and it emanates from within the earth along fault lines. The physics of it were far too complex for me to understand when it was initially explained to me, but that is definitely the cause of these mass die offs. I've seen it happen in a laboratory setting, and I am just glad that it did not happen to me.

It would help if you explain the short version, something we can understand a little.
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bump---
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
Well..being Merkan birds..what probably happenned is that they had their OWN version of a black friday sale..ya know..half price worms..ect..and they all flew into eachother and killed eachother.

After all..they had fat fuck merkans as an example to follow.
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
It's called Chrono-static and it emanates from within the earth along fault lines. The physics of it were far too complex for me to understand when it was initially explained to me, but that is definitely the cause of these mass die offs. I've seen it happen in a laboratory setting, and I am just glad that it did not happen to me.
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Hmm ... I don't know about that ... Chrono-static only affects wildlife? Not people?
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Jacob, werent you the one with the BS story about how you were a time traveller from 2050 sent back in time to CO to re witness the appocalypse or some BS.
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yup
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
It's called Chrono-static and it emanates from within the earth along fault lines. The physics of it were far too complex for me to understand when it was initially explained to me, but that is definitely the cause of these mass die offs. I've seen it happen in a laboratory setting, and I am just glad that it did not happen to me.

It would help if you explain the short version, something we can understand a little.



I can try.

Some type of special radiation that has a lot of syllables in it and is a new form of particle that the scientists from my time had discovered. It can be captured and used to change the flow/speed/direction of time in a localized field. I have personally seen all of the following types of dead animals during the testing of Chrono-static emissions. I am not a scientist though.






and

th





I will explain in more detail later.
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??
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
Please people, don't fall for this piece of work, he's a liar, he's just roleplaying here.
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
It's called Chrono-static and it emanates from within the earth along fault lines. The physics of it were far too complex for me to understand when it was initially explained to me, but that is definitely the cause of these mass die offs. I've seen it happen in a laboratory setting, and I am just glad that it did not happen to me.

It would help if you explain the short version, something we can understand a little.



I can try.

Some type of special radiation that has a lot of syllables in it and is a new form of particle that the scientists from my time had discovered. It can be captured and used to change the flow/speed/direction of time in a localized field. I have personally seen all of the following types of dead animals during the testing of Chrono-static emissions. I am not a scientist though.






and

th





I will explain in more detail later.


??
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I think he meant.. "2026 is calling and they want their nut back.. gotta go!!"
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bump---
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a new form of particle that the scientists from my time had discovered.
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Oh FFS! Get the fuck outta here!

whatever
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
if OP was true there would be more than dead birds, more like planes falling outa the skys, or people dieing on the sidewalks.

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chrono- or chron-
pref.
Time: chronometer.
[From Greek khronos, time.]


chrono- before a vowel, chron-
combining form
indicating time chronology chronometer
[from Greek khronos time]

stat·ic (sttk)
adj.
1.
a. Having no motion; being at rest; quiescent.
b. Fixed; stationary.
2. Physics Of or relating to bodies at rest or forces that balance each other.
3. Electricity Of, relating to, or producing stationary charges; electrostatic.
4. Of, relating to, or produced by random radio noise.

Chronostatic or Chrono-static is (almost slang) a phrase or word used in describing anything that stops time or seem to stop time. It's not used in any form for any form of radiation ect...

OP probably saw the word wile researching his time travel role play....
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
What happened to the text of my last post?
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
"I know the woman you have seen in the 1928 Charlie Chaplin video."

Then is when if you still had any kind of credibility, it completely disappear...

rolleyes
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What happened to the text of my last post?
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I don't know and I don't care actually. I mean, what would be the point on reading your lies?
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chrono- or chron-
pref.
Time: chronometer.
[From Greek khronos, time.]


chrono- before a vowel, chron-
combining form
indicating time chronology chronometer
[from Greek khronos time]

stat·ic (sttk)
adj.
1.
a. Having no motion; being at rest; quiescent.
b. Fixed; stationary.
2. Physics Of or relating to bodies at rest or forces that balance each other.
3. Electricity Of, relating to, or producing stationary charges; electrostatic.
4. Of, relating to, or produced by random radio noise.

Chronostatic or Chrono-static is (almost slang) a phrase or word used in describing anything that stops time or seem to stop time. It's not used in any form for any form of radiation ect...

OP probably saw the word wile researching his time travel role play....
 Quoting: Bad_Bunny2.0


I was not aware of the term being used in this time, I thought it was specific to the time I came here from, the year 2040.

Yes that is exactly what was explained to us by the scientists. This Chrono-static can stop time. It will results in animals that get fried or appear crushed, it happens very suddenly. The few times I had seen it happen, it happens faster than you can imagine or see. One second the animal is alive, the next it is dead. That is only a side effect of Chrono-static though. The scientists of my time can channel the Chrono-static and used it to build a time machine.
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
Yes that is exactly what was explained to us by the scientists. This Chrono-static can stop time. It will results in animals that get fried or appear crushed, it happens very suddenly. The few times I had seen it happen, it happens faster than you can imagine or see. One second the animal is alive, the next it is dead. That is only a side effect of Chrono-static though. The scientists of my time can channel the Chrono-static and used it to build a time machine.
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And I suppose that humans are somehow immune to its effects... how convenient!
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Well OP, you might wanna find your way back to your own time (and place) 'cause shits gettin' ugly 'round here... RUN RUN!! or fly.. transport.. what ever it is you do ;)
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And I suppose that humans are somehow immune to its effects... how convenient!
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No humans are not immune. The danger is present to humans as well. Animals often go where humans do not. If a human were flying along side some of those birds they would be dead too. Or swimming along side those fish.
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And I suppose that humans are somehow immune to its effects... how convenient!


No humans are not immune. The danger is present to humans as well. Animals often go where humans do not. If a human were flying along side some of those birds they would be dead too. Or swimming along side those fish.
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When I read you the only thing I try to understand is what do you pretend to achieve lying like this...
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
you almost blew out my BS meter, asshole!

one thing you were right about was the part about not believing you. everyone knows that the flow and speed of time is regulated by time gas. duh!
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
It's called Chrono-static and it emanates from within the earth along fault lines. The physics of it were far too complex for me to understand when it was initially explained to me, but that is definitely the cause of these mass die offs. I've seen it happen in a laboratory setting, and I am just glad that it did not happen to me.
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bsflag

Not a single reference to chronostatic and seismology save this: "Chronostatic time" -- meaning chrono = time; static = standing still. Chronostatic, therefore, means 'stopped time.'

Stopped time does not eminate from anywhere... time is all around us and procedes inevitably and without delay into the future.

I call a giant steaming log of BS here.
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Re: The true cause of the bird and fish and other sudden wildlife mass die offs. You won't believe me though.
It's called Chrono-static and it emanates from within the earth along fault lines. The physics of it were far too complex for me to understand when it was initially explained to me, but that is definitely the cause of these mass die offs. I've seen it happen in a laboratory setting, and I am just glad that it did not happen to me.
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hmmm - I read the other day that 'the speed of time' is changing.

Do you consider chrono-static is related to this phenomenon?

Also, do you recall any reference to a bright blue star being discovered in your time line, or a supernova explosion or similar? Anything that would have resulted in a bright blue-white light visible to all in the night/day sky?





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