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My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".

 
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My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
I live out in the middle of nowhere. Practically.
All the streets are dirt and I have a nosy neighbor that spends her days watching my activites.

Animal Control drove 42 miles from town to warn me that I must keep a plastic bag on my person in case my dogs poops.

I know who reported me.

Yesterday my dog layed a log near the entrance to Nosy Nelly's dirt road driveway. There's dried weeds, some litter in and around this area. Beleive me, its no landscape.. just road weeds mostly.

She see's my dog hunching and doing his duty and next thing I know, Animal Control is at my gate telling me that I was in the wrong. I kept my cool but finally, I said, LOOK at these roads! We are in cattle/horse country! There's shit everywhere!
I know this is so minor, but it ruined my day.

A few mintues ago I went over there FUMING & I cleared that area of the junk, doo-doo and weeds. I filled a kitchen bag with all the crap that was there. She see's watching me thru' her window. I look at her and try as hard as I can... not to give her the finger.

I brought my dog with me and he pee'd on her precious dead weed that is her landscape near her driveway. I was SO happy he did that.

This is my day so far.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
You should have stuck a little Canadian flag in it.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
GO STICK YOUR NOSE IN IT..........

THAT'LL LEARN YA!




OR

GET YOUR NEIGHBOR TO STICK YOUR NOSE IN IT

THAT'LL LEARN YA....
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01/11/2011 04:22 PM
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
Your neighbor is a sick old bag who needs something new in her life to attract her interests.

Consider at night planting vermin around the foundation of her house. Be sure to include food that will keep 'em there.

Suddenly she'll have more important worries.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
With the snow and lazy dog owners, many city streets been turned into dog shit slaloms....WTF people own dogs if they're so lazy?
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
Maybe your dog should crap on your own property FFS!
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
You should train your dog to hold a plastic bag and follow you to her yard. Then shit in her yard.
They should take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity sort itself out.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
With the snow and lazy dog owners, many city streets been turned into dog shit slaloms....WTF people own dogs if they're so lazy?
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I live on a ranch. Not in the city.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
You should train your dog to hold a plastic bag and follow you to her yard. Then shit in her yard.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
Your neighbor is a sick old bag who needs something new in her life to attract her interests.

Consider at night planting vermin around the foundation of her house. Be sure to include food that will keep 'em there.

Suddenly she'll have more important worries.
 Quoting: Seamus


Great idea. And if she tries to remove them in anything but a completely humane way, then report HER to the authorities!
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
You should have stuck a little Canadian flag in it.
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lmao
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
pisk up your dogs crap !!! Seriously, your neighbor has a right not to have your dogs crap on her property. It's obviously part of your area ordinaces and even if it wasn't an ordinance it is the decent thing to do. I own two dogs and lord knows the tunage of dog crap I've picked up so if I can do it so can you. Just sayin.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
Maybe your dog should crap on your own property FFS!
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Exactly. OP is off-base.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
You need to pick up after your dog. That is inconsiderate. I just found a nice pile of poo on the sidewalk in front of our house. I really enjoy picking up after people's pets. NOT.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
can u not get a microchip stitched to yer dogs arse
so u get get a 2-minute-warning ?
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
pisk up your dogs crap !!! Seriously, your neighbor has a right not to have your dogs crap on her property. It's obviously part of your area ordinaces and even if it wasn't an ordinance it is the decent thing to do. I own two dogs and lord knows the tunage of dog crap I've picked up so if I can do it so can you. Just sayin.
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You obviously don't live in the country.

With cities boundaries encroaching on time honored farm lands, it's not uncommon for farming communities to be inside ordinance boundaries.

A flaming bag of poo on her porch should satisfy.

Or perhaps borrow a horse, walk it into her yard and wait for mother nature. I'm sure there's no laws saying you have to pick up behind your horse.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
pisk up your dogs crap !!! Seriously, your neighbor has a right not to have your dogs crap on her property. It's obviously part of your area ordinaces and even if it wasn't an ordinance it is the decent thing to do. I own two dogs and lord knows the tunage of dog crap I've picked up so if I can do it so can you. Just sayin.
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I DID pick it up, didn't you read?
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
I live out in the middle of nowhere. Practically.
All the streets are dirt and I have a nosy neighbor that spends her days watching my activites.

Animal Control drove 42 miles from town to warn me that I must keep a plastic bag on my person in case my dogs poops.

I know who reported me.

Yesterday my dog layed a log near the entrance to Nosy Nelly's dirt road driveway. There's dried weeds, some litter in and around this area. Beleive me, its no landscape.. just road weeds mostly.

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Is this where the mailbox also is? If so, I don't blame her....who wants to step in dog crap?
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
What state?
They must be bored around there to come out for that.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
pisk up your dogs crap !!! Seriously, your neighbor has a right not to have your dogs crap on her property. It's obviously part of your area ordinaces and even if it wasn't an ordinance it is the decent thing to do. I own two dogs and lord knows the tunage of dog crap I've picked up so if I can do it so can you. Just sayin.


You obviously don't live in the country.

With cities boundaries encroaching on time honored farm lands, it's not uncommon for farming communities to be inside ordinance boundaries.

A flaming bag of poo on her porch should satisfy.

Or perhaps borrow a horse, walk it into her yard and wait for mother nature. I'm sure there's no laws saying you have to pick up behind your horse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1226193



Not true
I have a home on 3.5 acres in a developement high in the mountains where all the homeowners have several acres. Many home owners also own livestock as well as horses. There is no way I would allow either of my dogs to take a dump at the end of my neighbors driveway without picking it up. It's called RESPECT. Around these parts we respect each other.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
I live out in the middle of nowhere. Practically.
All the streets are dirt and I have a nosy neighbor that spends her days watching my activites.

Animal Control drove 42 miles from town to warn me that I must keep a plastic bag on my person in case my dogs poops.

I know who reported me.

Yesterday my dog layed a log near the entrance to Nosy Nelly's dirt road driveway. There's dried weeds, some litter in and around this area. Beleive me, its no landscape.. just road weeds mostly.





Is this where the mailbox also is? If so, I don't blame her....who wants to step in dog crap?
 Quoting: etherealgirl




We live in such a rural place that our mailboxes are on the the only paved road, about 2 miles away.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
youre lucky they didnt send in a swat team, execute your dog and tase and arrest you in your own living room.

its not enough to obey, you must love big brother.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
I DID pick it up, didn't you read?
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Don't try to lie, OP. We've got you red-handed. violin
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
Are you OK with her dog crapping in your yard, if so, then there is nothing to discuss.

However, she should have not called animal control, she should have asked you in a nice friendly way to pick it up.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
Not true
I have a home on 3.5 acres in a developement high in the mountains where all the homeowners have several acres. Many home owners also own livestock as well as horses. There is no way I would allow either of my dogs to take a dump at the end of my neighbors driveway without picking it up. It's called RESPECT. Around these parts we respect each other.
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Developments with HOA's don't count for shit even if they have land. We're talking dead end dirt road wilderness with random houses. Your McHouse has landscaping and proper streets.

Have we gotten to the point where we're quibbling over where animals choose to shit now? Saying if it's raccoon, fox, opossum, or coyote shit it's ok, but dogs are not? Is the next step having a fecal analysis done when shit is found to determine if it's a "crime" or an act of God?
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
CEASE AND DESIST !!
NEXT TIME IS A ONE WAY TICKET TO GUANTANAMO BAY !!

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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
Are you OK with her dog crapping in your yard, if so, then there is nothing to discuss.

However, she should have not called animal control, she should have asked you in a nice friendly way to pick it up.
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Why? So she could give "Nosy Nelli" "the finger" right to her face? OP obviously thinks that her dog taking a dump at the end of her neighbors driveway should be okay. WTH
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
It's just the beginning OP. This mild manor that most of us try to maintain will fall to the way side shortly. We need to callous our demeanor, and soon. We all need to draw the line and say fuck off, enough bull shit. Everybody stop drinking water and start drinking scotch and whiskey, that'll grow some balls. And then we kick ass all the way to 1776.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
OP is a domestic terrorist!
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
youre lucky they didnt send in a swat team, execute your dog and tase and arrest you in your own living room.

its not enough to obey, you must love big brother.
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Yah. You understand. Thanks for that. I think thats why I was so angry.. at the 'overkill' of the situation.

By the way, I have 62 acres of land, and I was walking with my trusted dog the 2 miles to go get my mail.
I like to walk my dog and think and pray on the way there & back. Wave to my other neighbors.

Most of the people on this thread trashed me ... I say, go back to your lives, goodbye, I have work to do.

That was nice of Batdog to show up and the others who understood where I was coming from.

For the one-star voters; Seems you need to go out to the country more often. I have an old city bitty, named Nosy Nelly that would love to have you come and visit in order to trash people.

She is just waiting at the window for friends like you.
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Re: My neighbor reported me because my dog pooped (on a dirt road) and I didn't pick it up. I have been "warned".
Not true
I have a home on 3.5 acres in a developement high in the mountains where all the homeowners have several acres. Many home owners also own livestock as well as horses. There is no way I would allow either of my dogs to take a dump at the end of my neighbors driveway without picking it up. It's called RESPECT. Around these parts we respect each other.


Developments with HOA's don't count for shit even if they have land. We're talking dead end dirt road wilderness with random houses. Your McHouse has landscaping and proper streets.

Have we gotten to the point where we're quibbling over where animals choose to shit now? Saying if it's raccoon, fox, opossum, or coyote shit it's ok, but dogs are not? Is the next step having a fecal analysis done when shit is found to determine if it's a "crime" or an act of God?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1226193


LOL , this is a petty discussion but I didn't post the thread. Oh and BTW, we don't have any landscaping nor an HOA and it's far from a mcmansion. Why would you ASSume those things anyway? Is it just too much to think that your dog crap should be picked up if it's on your neighbors driveway. Gheese !





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