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Why don't aliens talk to you?

 
DanfromtheHills
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Why don't aliens talk to you?
Beats the shit out of me...

I've offered every method of converse known to man, they choose none.

What gives?
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
They are too busy talking to Monster to bother with me. I think they all come from the same place as him.

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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
They are too busy talking to Monster to bother with me. I think they all come from the same place as him.

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You have a point...
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
What do you want them to say?

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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
because they don't have a mouth 1dunno1
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
Beats the shit out of me...

I've offered every method of converse known to man, they choose none.

What gives?
 Quoting: DanfromtheHills

have you ever tried talking to a colony of ants?
Do you think ants have ever tried talking to you?
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
There's alot of us who could handle the stress of alien communication.

So, why hasn't it happened?
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
There's alot of us who could handle the stress of alien communication.

So, why hasn't it happened?
 Quoting: DanfromtheHills


It you are referring to ETs, what do you want to know? I've communicated with them many times...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
There's alot of us who could handle the stress of alien communication.

So, why hasn't it happened?


It you are referring to ETs, what do you want to know? I've communicated with them many times...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

Are you referring to extraterrestrials, or extraterritorials?
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
There's alot of us who could handle the stress of alien communication.

So, why hasn't it happened?


It you are referring to ETs, what do you want to know? I've communicated with them many times...

Are you referring to extraterrestrials, or extraterritorials?
 Quoting: DanfromtheHills


That's what I'm trying to figure out from you...I've communicated with both. What do want to know about either?
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
There's alot of us who could handle the stress of alien communication.

So, why hasn't it happened?


It you are referring to ETs, what do you want to know? I've communicated with them many times...

Are you referring to extraterrestrials, or extraterritorials?


That's what I'm trying to figure out from you...I've communicated with both. What do want to know about either?
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

OK, I'll bite.

What do the extraterrestrials tell you?
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
TSA threats of cavity searches.

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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
There's alot of us who could handle the stress of alien communication.

So, why hasn't it happened?


It you are referring to ETs, what do you want to know? I've communicated with them many times...

Are you referring to extraterrestrials, or extraterritorials?


That's what I'm trying to figure out from you...I've communicated with both. What do want to know about either?

OK, I'll bite.

What do the extraterrestrials tell you?
 Quoting: DanfromtheHills


Nothing unless I ask a direct question. Sometimes not even then...

Last Edited by BRIEF AND TO THE POINT on 01/13/2011 08:07 PM
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
Beats the shit out of me...

I've offered every method of converse known to man, they choose none.

What gives?
 Quoting: DanfromtheHills

they pick... not you.. no pun intended..:)
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
i have aliens speak to me everyday on the offramps and tell them i don't want any fruits or vegetables.
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
Beats the shit out of me...

I've offered every method of converse known to man, they choose none.

What gives?
 Quoting: DanfromtheHills



Why would anyone want to interact with savages like man!
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
I actually think they do hf
If you are going to try
Go all the way
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
There's alot of us who could handle the stress of alien communication.

So, why hasn't it happened?


It you are referring to ETs, what do you want to know? I've communicated with them many times...

Are you referring to extraterrestrials, or extraterritorials?


That's what I'm trying to figure out from you...I've communicated with both. What do want to know about either?
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT



That is really interesting! Tell me more :)
How did you get in contact with them? What have they told you about? Are they kind? Go on :D
If you are going to try
Go all the way
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
Beats the shit out of me...

I've offered every method of converse known to man, they choose none.

What gives?

they pick... not you.. no pun intended..:)
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Fair enough...
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
Beats the shit out of me...

I've offered every method of converse known to man, they choose none.

What gives?
 Quoting: DanfromtheHills


They seem to be snobbish bastards!

Fuck them!
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There's alot of us who could handle the stress of alien communication.

So, why hasn't it happened?
 Quoting: DanfromtheHills

They told me not to say.
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
There's alot of us who could handle the stress of alien communication.

So, why hasn't it happened?


It you are referring to ETs, what do you want to know? I've communicated with them many times...

Are you referring to extraterrestrials, or extraterritorials?


That's what I'm trying to figure out from you...I've communicated with both. What do want to know about either?



That is really interesting! Tell me more :)
How did you get in contact with them? What have they told you about? Are they kind? Go on :D
 Quoting: BigBlue


I've been in contact since I was a child...thought they were Darth Vader in my room, scared the shit outta me, LOL

They asked me to participate in the hybrid program, I agreed...

They aren't mean, but some others out there don't have our best interest in mind...I won't deal with those.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
The ones I "know" are looking for interaction with more people but they are searching for people with compassion in their hearts. In addition to asking them both mentally and verbally (I know you feel a little crazy sitting there in your living room saying "I won't scream if you materialize in front of me!"), actively show them that you will not harm them, by not harming other living beings. Save that spider in the corner and carry him out to the garden. Talk to your plants. Stop to pet your neighbor's dog instead of kicking him when they're not looking. Appreciate the beauty of a butterfly's wings. Develop a heart of compassion and they will be actively seeking you out.
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
Beats the shit out of me...

I've offered every method of converse known to man, they choose none.

What gives?


They seem to be snobbish bastards!

Fuck them!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1228750


They just dwarf your intellect by a factor of like a zillion...it's not snobbery on their part, that's your issue...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
I've been in contact since I was a child...thought they were Darth Vader in my room, scared the shit outta me, LOL

They asked me to participate in the hybrid program, I agreed...

They aren't mean, but some others out there don't have our best interest in mind...I won't deal with those.



When did they ask you to participate? What if you had said no? Do you remember everything in clear detail, or was it like some people (including myself) - experiencing things in a state of sleep paralysis?

How do you know of the unpleasent ones? And what have you been told about them?

Thank you for your answers :)
If you are going to try
Go all the way
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
Beats the shit out of me...

I've offered every method of converse known to man, they choose none.

What gives?


They seem to be snobbish bastards!

Fuck them!


They just dwarf your intellect by a factor of like a zillion...it's not snobbery on their part, that's your issue...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

I'm all for that, just let them send me a signal, to prove my insignificance...
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
The ones I "know" are looking for interaction with more people but they are searching for people with compassion in their hearts. In addition to asking them both mentally and verbally (I know you feel a little crazy sitting there in your living room saying "I won't scream if you materialize in front of me!"), actively show them that you will not harm them, by not harming other living beings. Save that spider in the corner and carry him out to the garden. Talk to your plants. Stop to pet your neighbor's dog instead of kicking him when they're not looking. Appreciate the beauty of a butterfly's wings. Develop a heart of compassion and they will be actively seeking you out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1222563


No matter what, aliens or not... that holds so much truth. In one way or the other, this is the answer to a lot of things. Beautiful :)
If you are going to try
Go all the way
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
Beats the shit out of me...

I've offered every method of converse known to man, they choose none.

What gives?

have you ever tried talking to a colony of ants?
Do you think ants have ever tried talking to you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 276706




Yes. Like when they spray acid at my face, its there way of saying hello.
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
The ones I "know" are looking for interaction with more people but they are searching for people with compassion in their hearts. In addition to asking them both mentally and verbally (I know you feel a little crazy sitting there in your living room saying "I won't scream if you materialize in front of me!"), actively show them that you will not harm them, by not harming other living beings. Save that spider in the corner and carry him out to the garden. Talk to your plants. Stop to pet your neighbor's dog instead of kicking him when they're not looking. Appreciate the beauty of a butterfly's wings. Develop a heart of compassion and they will be actively seeking you out.
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That's all well and good. In an ideal world, we'd all be doing that.

But, this Earth. Home of War. Cradle of battles. To the strong goes victory.

Are we at fault for being born here?
"Nothing to see here, go back to sheep..." --- AC 1251379
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I've been in contact since I was a child...thought they were Darth Vader in my room, scared the shit outta me, LOL

They asked me to participate in the hybrid program, I agreed...

They aren't mean, but some others out there don't have our best interest in mind...I won't deal with those.



When did they ask you to participate? What if you had said no? Do you remember everything in clear detail, or was it like some people (including myself) - experiencing things in a state of sleep paralysis?

How do you know of the unpleasent ones? And what have you been told about them?

Thank you for your answers :)
 Quoting: BigBlue


I was in my late twenties when they asked and because of the questions I asked, they had sort of an interview where three of them asked me questions about my belief in God and the purpose of life...To which I answered that I believe God wishes to duplicate himself through us...We are here to choose our orientation to see if we harmonize with His plan basically...because we have free will, it's up to us to choose.

Apparently, that was good enough...so I was in...Then I told them I have had a Vasectomy, and they basically laughed and said that's not a problem with...um extraction...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: Why don't aliens talk to you?
Beats the shit out of me...

I've offered every method of converse known to man, they choose none.

What gives?

have you ever tried talking to a colony of ants?
Do you think ants have ever tried talking to you?




Yes. Like when they spray acid at my face, its there way of saying hello.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227655

I actually took the time to listen to my cat, he had a very distinct language, easily understandable if you took the time to listen.

C'mon, humans have been trying to talk to aliens for a long time, is it that difficult?

Last Edited by DanfromtheHills on 01/13/2011 08:38 PM
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